As usual,

[rmr]

I'm bored. I don't have much too say, so would someone please say something? Please? Pretty Please?

[dinzdale]

Rimmer ! !

We misssed you babe.....How are you ? What's going on sis ?
Damn it's good to see you ! ! !



sincere enough ??

[rmr]

Dinz -- Babydoll!!

The switch in avatars has seemed to make you a bit more jolly!!!

Forgot those ex mrs. dinz's and keep losing the pants.

It works for you!!!

[dinzdale]

Maybe you could lose your pants too......

...worth a try?

What's up then Rimsey, old buddy, why the long face?

[rmr]

Ok, the pants are off. I feel much better thanks.

Not really a long face today, just kind of bored and dull. You know what I mean??????

[dinzdale]

YOU are NOT boring or dull.

I know the mood though, sometimes just a drink and friends is all you need...sometimes a hug....sometimes just someone slapping you up the side of the head saying "Wake up you stupid bastard! ! "

Which do you need....dont make me come up there...

[rmr]

I think I need the slap and espcially the "Wake Up You Stupid Bastard"...

Where is everyone? I'm waiting for R.P. to show up with some tape!!!

[dinzdale]

: Groans :
dont encourage her....you dont need tape Rimsey, just flash the old eyes and show some leg.....or butt cheek...or something....amd the boys will be around ....

[Red Princess]

YEEEE HAAAWW. here's the tape . who shall we get today? Dinz is being very nice, makes me suspicious, wadda ya say?

[RuneT]

butt cheek?

[Red Princess]

Dinz is trying the divide and conquer strategy, i don't think it will work butt boy

[rmr]

Dinz -- I am flashing butt cheek, I have no pants on!!!

[RuneT]

Nah, I think that dinz is being nice and supportive here! Give him a chance!

[Red Princess]

ok maybe he is, here Dinz, i just took my shirt off in salute to your new found nice-ness. yippeeee !!!!

[RuneT]

hmmm, what nice thing can I do today?

[Red Princess]

give us all a big smoooch

[dinzdale]

Girls stay right where you are....Rune the nicest thing you can do is clean the herring out of the hot tub....

Now Rimmer, and Red P, dont you feel better free as nature intended? .....

Rune find some music, light the candles and pour the wine, the girls may want a long hot soak.....

[Red Princess]

oh yes, a nice long soak, i am so tense. someone sing us a song

[RuneT]

Ah, yes sir. whatever you say sir. I feel like being extra nice today and I will give the herring to the homless people.
Will lavender oil in the water do?
I can recommend a salt rub or maybe a light whipping with birch branches. It makes the martini taste so much better afterwards.

[Red Princess]

yes to the lavender, can't even imagine what you mean by the other

[rmr]

I'll take the whipping!!!

[RuneT]

heh, well? a salt rub is a massage done by rubbing salt onto your body. It's relaxing and good for your skin. The birch branch thing is a traditional ritual from Finland to help improve the blood sirculation. No pain involved.

I knew I could count on you Rimmer! going to the woods to find some fresh branches. You will like this!

[Red Princess]

you will forgive me please if i do not believe you. maybe after a couple more martinis, I have been known to change my mind. Where did dinz go? He isn't under water is he?

[RuneT]

cmon, you must have had a salt rub before? It's harmless!

[Red Princess]

it isn't the salt that makes me nervous. are you sure you got rid of all the herring ? i think there's something in the water

[RuneT]

It's clean, I promise. I take my job very seriously, madam. You will find dinz somewhere in the bubbles i think. Last thing I heard from him was a complaint about soap in his dry martini.

[Red Princess]

i just worry when we are all pants-less and i can't see where he is, not that i don't trust him you understand but ...

[dinzdale]

You can always trrust your old playmate Dinz....
: coming up for air and an olive :

It's the Norwegian birch twig that bothers me...

[Red Princess]

he is always nice, commere, let me switch you, the tape won't work in the water and i am sure you have been bad, what did you do with Rim?

[RuneT]

[i]

It's the Norwegian birch twig that bothers me... [/B]

ah, I see. now I'm not needed anymore, I wonder how many herring will fit in you big mouth, 1...2.. You are NOT helping me being nice here, Dinz!

[Red Princess]

oh you can be mean to him, it's probably an act so we won't kick him out of the hot tub

[rmr]

I'm here....I was just rubbing salt on Dinz's hairy back!!!

[Red Princess]

ok, glad you didn't drown, does the salt take the hair off?

[dinzdale]

No, the hair is still there, but now I know how a kipper feels...
....thanks Rimmer....now what can we do for you?

[rmr]

oh dinz ***running from the room blushing***

[Red Princess]

now see what you did? Who else needs a soak? Can i have another martini?

[dinzdale]

Have another one, and relax, I'll be back in a few...dont want to pee in the tub....

[Red Princess]

Let's celebrate Wednesday. i have a possibly unsolvable dilemma that I don't want to think about today. How about some champagne?

[rmr]

Good morning Red, I'd be happy to join you in avoidance.

[Red Princess]

Groovy, let's get in the hot tub

[rmr]

Good Idea, can you help me with this bra???

[Red Princess]

sure, think we ought to invite the bad boys?

[rmr]

Let's play hard to get today. I bet they show up uninvited!!!

[Red Princess]

probably. but maybe they will bring more drinks and snacks. could we hope for that?