Your First Incident Of Being Drunk...

[beckstra]

Tonight was my first. I went to a party with my great friend Terri, hoping to drink a little, flirt with the Chris, and take Terri home.

I got drunk.

I do not see the benefits. I was only okay when I was dancing and souling it out. Terri ended up getting so drunk she fell asleep on the couch with Chris.

Yes, Terri knows of my thing for Chris.

Needless to say, I am not a happy drunk. I sat playing board games until I felt like my brain and body were at full capacity and I left them there.

What a sucky experience. I'm not saying I never will again, but I am saying, this is why I live my life so guarded.

[Frieda]

sorry to hear that beck.. :( what would you have done if you werent drunk?

[beckstra]

The exact same thing...left without her.

[Jack Flanders]

Are you still friends?

[beckstra]

Yeah, I realized later on that she wasn't doing anything wrong. He's just decided to up and develop a thing for her. Not unusual for me. She shouldn't be blamed for it. Hell, she's not even interested in him. He just got her trashed.

[Jack Flanders]

So, bottom line, he's a creep.

[topcat]

all men are creeps

[beckstra]

He had so much potential...

[priceyfatprude]

They all do. Then their head splits open & that lizard comes out.

*hugs*

[Brynn]

Hang in there, Beckstra! I firmly believe in destiny, don't you? :)
I also firmly believe I will never, ever ever elect to drink rum and orange juice ever ever again. The last time I did was a good long time ago, but not long enough.

[Coffee]

Why is the guy being called a creep? He just prefered Beck's friend...that isn't a crime...just a preference.

Sorry that he didn't appreciate you instead Becks. His loss, but definitly Not yours. Attraction has to be mutual or it is doomed anyhow.

Better luck on your next "interest". And better luck on your next "drunk" :) ...it is an aquired taste..hehe.



And...Capt. Morgan's spiced Rum and OJ...MMMM...my latest mixed drink Fav. :)

[craig johnston]

thanks coffee

:)

[Jack Flanders]

Ok not a creep - just stupid. TC?

[ShopaholicChick]

being drunk is over rated -

[trisherina]

Try a higher quality beverage.

[Brynn]

And...Capt. Morgan's spiced Rum and OJ...MMMM...my latest mixed drink Fav. :)

Oh, the stuff is definitely delicious - no argument there!:D

[jasmina]

And...Capt. Morgan's spiced Rum and OJ...MMMM...my latest mixed drink Fav. :)

According to the law of the high seas, you're only allowed to drink Captain Morgan's rum whilst actually on a boat.
I can see how that would work for you.

[craig johnston]

Ok not a creep - just stupid. TC?

why? cos he fancied the other girl?

:confused:

[topcat]

Try a higher quality beverage.
this is excellent advice

[jasmina]

Stay away from wine + champagne, it messes you up very quickly

Vodka's far easier on the temperament too

[Avalon]

So sorry Becks :( He may have done you a huge favor, not that it makes it any better right this minute.

Stay away, FAR away, from tequila.
Listen to your body; when your stomach says: Send that down and I'll send it back...believe it.
Cabonation speeds along the drunk. Try drinking a glass of ice water w/lime between drinks; you're still one of the group..but one of the smarter ones ;)
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060713083141AA2vf1E

[Coffee]

Beer > Wine is fine :)

Wine > Beer...Oh dear.:(

[beckstra]

Recipie for Becki's First Drunk:

2 jello shots
2 cups of Midori & Fresca
1 cup of Khalua, milk & Cocoa Puffs
1 shot of Jack Daniels & honey

[priceyfatprude]

Recipie for Becki's First Drunk:

2 jello shots
2 cups of Midori & Fresca
1 cup of Khalua, milk & Cocoa Puffs
1 shot of Jack Daniels & honeyOh honey. No Jello Shots on your first drunk!!!!

[Coffee]

Recipie for Becki's First Drunk:
...
1 cup of Khalua, milk & Cocoa Puffs
...


Ick.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck33.gif

[dinzdale]

You're not that drunk if you havnt shit your pants. :(

[Max Headroom]

Recipie for Becki's First Drunk:

2 jello shots
2 cups of Midori & Fresca
1 cup of Khalua, milk & Cocoa Puffs
1 shot of Jack Daniels & honey

Oh, you were asking for it.....

Never mix.... ok well, maybe not never...

Beer before Liquor, never been sicker.

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

Never finish with JD

[dinzdale]

Beer before Liquor, never been sicker.

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.


Arse

It's..."Beer before Liquor - look sexy much quicker

Liquor before Beer - look sexy later on"


;)

[beckstra]

Oh, you were asking for it.....

Never mix.... ok well, maybe not never...

Beer before Liquor, never been sicker.

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

Never finish with JD

Ahhh...but it was all liquor my friend.

Ick.

Not so...actually, quite tasty.

[priceyfatprude]

I am still convinced that it's the Jello Shots that kicked your ass.

The rest of it sounds ok.

But just a question: You couldn't just have one cosmo? Then graduate to 2 drinks in a night before doing all that?

Ok, preaching is over. Hopefully next time will be more fun for you. :)

[jasmina]

You're not that drunk if you havnt shit your pants. :(

come on TELL THE STORY!

[dinzdale]

Like you havnt...:rolleyes:

[jasmina]

Yikes!!
How did you know???

[dinzdale]

There are several ways to know if you were REALLY drunk

1. Lumpy pants

2. Total Memory Blackout - usually recovered embarrasingly when friends begin a sentence "I cant believe you......."

3. Mystery Change of Address
(Where the fvck am I?)

4. Arrest

5. Mystery Injury

6. Complete Loss of Clothing / Money / Hair / Dignity or combination of one or more of these

...and I'm sure Jazzy has more, but I seem to have a bit of a blackout....

[Frieda]

how about finding brazilian money in your pocket?

[beckstra]

I am still convinced that it's the Jello Shots that kicked your ass.

The rest of it sounds ok.

But just a question: You couldn't just have one cosmo? Then graduate to 2 drinks in a night before doing all that?

Ok, preaching is over. Hopefully next time will be more fun for you. :)

I went from getting through one to two to six...I know it was a jump, but that Midori...it's like kool-aid...really.

[rmr]

oops wrong thread - i don't want to mess shit up..........drink beer it's the best

[Brynn]

beer, then wine - mighty fine.
wine, then beer - much to fear!

[Jack Flanders]

While walking your dog after 9 PM (last night) and your neighbor invites you to join a few other neighbors to finish some of another neighbor's leftover wedding wine (good wine, too) say no thank you and just keep walking. Of course, the dog and I joined in to help finish the wine. Well, my dog didn't, she just played with the other dogs. I slurped good wine. Today, I'm walking the other direction. Tomorrrow's another day. :)

[dinzdale]

Edited for truth...While walking your dog after 9 PM (last night) and your neighbor invites you to join a few other neighbors to finish some wine and have raunchy group sex, say "Yes please!" and get your kit off. Of course, the dog and I joined in.:eek: Well, my dog didn't, she just humped the other dogs. I got ripped to the tits on crack and woke up all sticky. Today, I'm walking very gingerly :)

Tut, tut....:mad:

[Jack Flanders]

:mad: Thanks for putting that horrific image in my brain.

[jasmina]

There are several ways to know if you were REALLY drunk

1. Lumpy pants

2. Total Memory Blackout - usually recovered embarrasingly when friends begin a sentence "I cant believe you......."

3. Mystery Change of Address
(Where the fvck am I?)

4. Arrest

5. Mystery Injury

6. Complete Loss of Clothing / Money / Hair / Dignity or combination of one or more of these

...and I'm sure Jazzy has more, but I seem to have a bit of a blackout....
and
7. Dirty fingernails, for some unknown reason.
(maybe I go hill-climbing during blackouts? Who knows)

[madasacutsnake]

how about finding brazilian money in your pocket?

Or just finding a brazilian?

[Brynn]

or suddenly finding you have a "brazilian"?

[craig johnston]

is that more than a trillion?

:confused:

[craig johnston]

as we're on the subject, my brazilian gynacologist friend just
told me that 63% of women in the u.s. suffer from sexual
dysfunction disorder (or something like that).

:eek:

[LeahDear]

age 14... me and a mate stole a bottle of bacardi from my mum's cupboard, sat in the park and finished almost a whole (medium sized) bottle between us. Can't remember much else apart from giving an OAP some verbal, waking up outside my house in a shopping trolley, parents going ballistic, dad shaking me v hard coz he was so angry, me puking up on him and then spending the rest of the night speaking to God on the big white telephone.

To this day I still can't smell bacardi without retching.. nice

I've since done it many more times - not with bacardi of course - and each time there is a varient on how I got home, who I offended and what/where I was drinking.. but the outcome is still the same.. a hangover from hell and swearing off that particular drink for life.

[Coffee]

^^^Nearly the same story...but Southern Comfort....almost gagged typing that name btw.

[LeahDear]

^^^ Yup.. southern comfort... that's another one i can't touch anymore....

[Jack Flanders]

Sambuca (sp?) for me - urp.

[madasacutsnake]

Age sixteen with a friend. Pink champagne. Two bottles of it. A ride home in a taxi puking in a plastic bag. Years later my dad found those bags amongst some shrubbery where the driver had stashed them.

[lapietra]

Age 17 - Valentine's Day - applejack. Blech.

[Jack Flanders]

Yuk, Snake!!! :D Did he figure out who was involved?

[lapietra]

Jack! (I guess we have something in common :p)
Oh wait - after Dinz's edit - that doesn't sound so good...:rolleyes:

[madasacutsnake]

Yuk, Snake!!! :D Did he figure out who was involved?

Not to this day...................

[Jack Flanders]

^^^Nearly the same story...but Southern Comfort....almost gagged typing that name btw.

My girlfriend's and I would smuggle Southern Comfort mixed lightly with Sprite in wine-skin bags under our jackets into our home football games. The walk home to the dorm after the game was always interesting. :rolleyes:

[Jack Flanders]

Not to this day...................

(I'll never tell!)

[Jack Flanders]

Jack! (I guess we have something in common :p)
Oh wait - after Dinz's edit - that doesn't sound so good...:rolleyes:

.

[madasacutsnake]

Southern Comfort mixed lightly with Sprite

So much wrong.........

[Coffee]

http://www.boissetamerica.com/downloads/spirits/labels/Basilica%20liqueurs/Basilica%20Sambuca.jpg

I'm shocked that stuff didnt kill 5 of us. After at least 9 rounds (gawd that stuff tasted good and went down easy) our driver was the one that "claimed" to be able to be able see to drive with a hand covering one eye...:eek: I def. couldn't...I couldn't even see with two hands over both eyes. :rolleyes:

[Jack Flanders]

I still cringe when friends bring up that night. My opinions were not appreciated.

[Audreyvgs]

He's a sicko. I shudder even thinking about his little fantasy. Ick. Ick. Ick!!!


I just want to save this for posterity before you edit your post.


Dinz left out Paralyzation... There is a lawn in Kenilworth that I could not extricate myself from. The sky was clear, thats all I could see.


Bex, i can't believe you didnt puke.


He might be a sicko, but he's my sicko.

[Jack Flanders]

He's all yours!!! God Speed! ps - i don't edit most of them - just when I want extract my foot from my big, stupid mouth to prevent major embarrassment.:o

[Avalon]

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He's a sicko. I shudder even thinking about his little fantasy. Ick. Ick. Ick!!!

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I just want to save this for posterity before you edit your post.


Dinz left out Paralyzation... There is a lawn in Kenilworth that I could not extricate myself from. The sky was clear, thats all I could see.




</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>I had that once, but it was the bathroom ceiling and the edge of the tub. And I already confided to Dinz about my disturbing drunk dial. Disturbing indeed...:p


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He might be a sicko, but he's my sicko.
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Mine too, dammit! :)

[Audreyvgs]

It might cause more embarassment if you edit alot, cause to me, it makes it look like you said something absolutely horrific and thought better of it. alot.

[Jack Flanders]

It's mostly or not at all horrific, just computer fvck-up. :)

[l'azizza]

And better luck on your next "drunk" :) ...it is an aquired taste..hehe.
:)

It is. And getting loaded, for you Beckstra, may not be "Terri loaded" and hanging on whatever available guy.

As for my first drunk, it had to be after age 20 or 21. I didn't developed puking and hangovers until much later.

[Jack Flanders]

I just want to save this for posterity before you edit your post.


He might be a sicko, but he's my sicko.

Just wondering, did you read what Dinz wrote when he edited my post? Maybe you thought that's funny and clever but, sorry, I did not. My calling him a sicko may have been unjust, but his editing was embarrassing and WTF really pissed me off.

[lapietra]

Just wondering, did you read what Dinz wrote when he edited my post? Maybe you thought that's funny and clever but, sorry, I did not. My calling him a sicko may have been unjust, but his editing was embarrassing and WTF really pissed me off.

Don't be too mad at Dinz - many of us have interacted with him a long time and can vouch for the fact that he's really a complete gentleman (albeit of the rock 'n' roll variety). I'm sure when he discovers he's overstepped your boundaries he'll apologize very prettily and soon you'll come to love him as much as we do... or not. :p It's really meant to be all in fun.

[ambo]

I actually remember how pissed off Mr. Dinz was the first time Ze edited his posts. Ah, but that was a loooooong time ago......

[jasmina]

I http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_2_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZZzer001) Dinz

[craig johnston]

^^
floozie

[jasmina]

yes but I http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_2_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZZzer001) you too (and there is nada wrong with flooziism)

[craig johnston]

i *heart* floozies

;)

[Avalon]

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Just wondering, did you read what Dinz wrote when he edited my post? Maybe you thought that's funny and clever but, sorry, I did not. My calling him a sicko may have been unjust, but his editing was embarrassing and WTF really pissed me off.

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Don't be too mad at Dinz - many of us have interacted with him a long time and can vouch for the fact that he's really a complete gentleman (albeit of the rock 'n' roll variety). I'm sure when he discovers he's overstepped your boundaries he'll apologize very prettily and soon you'll come to love him as much as we do... or not. :p It's really meant to be all in fun.
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That is all true except the part I have put in bold letters. He will lable her "whiner", either silently or in print. If he had meant to embarrass Flanders, trust me, there would have been no doubt about his intentions.


</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Just wondering, did you read what Dinz wrote when he edited my post? Maybe you thought that's funny and clever but, sorry, I did not. My calling him a sicko may have been unjust, but his editing was embarrassing and WTF really pissed me off

Dinz doesn't need me to defend his posts, but....Yes, I did read it, yes, I did think it was funny and clever. Probably now more than then. :rolleyes:

[Audreyvgs]

.

[Avalon]

yes?
eta...nothing. I just wanted to edit :p

[dinzdale]

Have a day off, and the place is a shambles.

Gracious apologies if needed. I will always remove a post if asked.

Now, carry on you bunch of drunken freaks. :)


p.s I'm never posting here again...oh. wait, that's someone else...

[ambo]

^^^ ever the diplomat

[lapietra]

*purrrrr*

[beckstra]

I made rules for myself after that. I'd post them, but they're laughable.

And you guys are the best.