To Streak..

[AllegroNg]

I have always wondered.

Why is it illegal to be naked in public?

[masterofNone]

the children, my god, the children

[noxxville]

That law was made considering that one day I would exist and could be naked in public. The world was united in its efforts to prevent that

[zefrank]

it promotes unnatural desires that pull ones thoughts away from temperance, moderation and all that is dull.

amen

[dinzdale]

You mean I've been doing this illegally all this time ? ! ?????

The shame of it......

[rmr]

Do you think it would be possible to have a Ze Monkey Streak A Thon? Might be fun, we could do it for some children's charity? Just a thought

[Deviate]

during college i streaked once a year at our annual video scavenger hunt. once we thought we'd get it out of the way and it was one of the first tasks on the list we attempted. bright daylight. big mistake.

i'm not a fan of being video-taped naked and thank god that the tape probably (hopefully) spontaneously combusted under the heat of its own abject turpitude.

the shame. the horror.

-st.

[dickieC]

Right. OK. You asked for it.

:drops trousers:

[bealeblues]

abject turpitude...

JOJ

[dickieC]

This is funny. The only way I can be removed from my job before its term expires is for "gross moral turpitude".

Just wait until they find out I hang out with you guys.

[bealeblues]

haven't you been anxious to get into some 'gross moral turpitude dC? if so, you're with the right crowd....

of course, in england, simply participating in this board probably qualifies as gross moral turpitude...

[dickieC]

Oh how little ye know...

Gross moral turpitude is broadly defined as failure to maintain a stiff upper lip.

[rmr]

I think I've really got something. All these pictures of the 80's have given me an idea.....Remember hands across america? Well I'm thinking we could have streak across america for world peace.

what do you all say?

[dickieC]

:goes topless:

[Frieda]

just to tell a story-- last year there was something on tv about nude cycling & nude volley ball. i can tell you, it's still haunting me in my dreams.

[dickieC]

Nude skiing.

Just don't ask Rune.

[dinzdale]

Nude Darts

[rmr]

Freida, I've seen something similar to that and it's just damn upsetting. Why is it that the people who choose to go naked are usually the ones you'd prefer not to see.

I just read an article about all nude flight to mexico. is that sanitary?? I mean. What if you are sitting by the window and you have to go to the bathroom. It's all too upsetting.

[dickieC]

Apparently they had to sign an agreement to sit on a towel during the nude parts of the flight.

[rmr]

Do you think the crew was naked?

PS Dickie, I love that you know what I'm talking about.

[Frieda]

i wouldn't want to be part of that crew!

[dickieC]

They only took their clothes off after takeoff.

Just as well: "this is your Captain speaking. Unfortunately owing to a technical fault, this flight will be delayed. Please leave the aircraft and return to the terminal building until we are ready to recommence boarding".

[noxxville]

Was reading a book by David Sedaris...he spoke of people playing nude tennis......now that's frightening.

[Frieda]

nude tennis frightening?? you should see a big old woman whacking her boobs around while trying to block a volleyball.. not to mention the dude trying to make that shot..

[noxxville]

I...that......um.....ewww.

[Frieda]

seriously, that woman could knock someone unconscious with those flying watermelons.

[dickieC]

That's not volleyball, that's boxing.

[Frieda]

she wasn't wearing a glove bra..

[dickieC]

Careful! You'll have someone's eye out with that.

[rmr]

Thank you knox, I was trying to figure out where I read that. It was so funny, wasn't it "me talk pretty one day"

[AllegroNg]

We should rebel and create a nudity thread.

That'll get you some more hits!

[dickieC]

I'm halfway there already.

Right sock.... left sock....

[Deviate]

ahh all the wonderful days of playing strip poker.
ahh all the parties with carefully donned socks for modesty.
ahh all the times spending the dawning hours looking for misplaced undergarments.

-st.

[noxxville]

Originally posted by rmr
Thank you knox, I was trying to figure out where I read that. It was so funny, wasn't it "me talk pretty one day"

Actually, I think it was "Naked". I have both and will check to be double-sure though

[rmr]

I think it was which ever one had the story about his brother "the rooster" which is probably may favortie.

[noxxville]

It was "Naked".