Hot Tubbin' and Hog Tyin'

[Deviate]

Here you are, a thread just for you (you know who you are) who are thrilled with evening Hot Tubbin' and Hog Tyin'.

Let the debauchery begin!

-st.

[Red Princess]

Yes, I know who I am. How thoughtful of you Deviate! Coming in?

[Deviate]

um, perhaps a dip before i head home. i just thought i'd get this up to keep all your nuttiness in one place for easy reference.

popcorn anyone?

-st.

[Red Princess]

oh yeah, like all that underwear talk doesn't spread all over the board wether i am here or not. puuhleeeese

[rmr]

WOOO HOOOO!!!!

Off with the clothes!

***splash***

[Red Princess]

DickieC was already naked, where did he go?

[Deviate]

alright, i'm coming in. you don't mind if i wear my sweater and jeans, now, do you?

-st.

[rmr]

Not at all, get in here.

Hey R.P., where's that sluttiness test? I want to take it.

[Red Princess]

if you have clothes on you are going to feel over dressed, we want you feel comfortable

[Red Princess]

http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/

[rmr]

I guess I'm the slut. I rated a whopping 59%

My favorite question:

Have you ever been to a hockey game? Hockey girls can be real sluts.

And guess what, I've been to a hockey game more than once.....hehe

[Deviate]

i don't know any hockey chicks, but am willing to take any numbers you might have....

-st.

[Deviate]

um, is that a bad thing?

-st.

[masterofNone]

whistling sluts are cool.

[rmr]

hmmm....do you mind if I come back in here. let me remind you, I still have my teeth.

[masterofNone]

and we're not too particular what body part does the whistling.

[rmr]

You bet I can!!!

[amanda]

just pucker your lips and blow

[rmr]

AMANDA!!!! That even made me blush.

[masterofNone]

he heeee!

Man! Lauren Bacall was a babe.

[amanda]

;)

[rmr]

I should have thought of that, damn!! Bacall, I thought you just made it up and I was like damn, girl!!

[masterofNone]

Bogie and Bacall
Tracy an Hepburn

fiesty affairs. good stuff.

[1kookykat]

Mind if I come in?

*wearing water wings and a Chef Boy-ar-dee hat*

*dips toe in*

Ooh, hot!

[Deviate]

hell i'm ready to splash it up. more port, my good man!

wait a minute... who's tending bar....?

-st.

[rmr]

I thought you were tending bar....I want shots!!!

[Deviate]

okay babe, what kinda shot you want? tequila? whiskey? wodka?

-st.

[1kookykat]

Butterballs!

[Deviate]

like the turkey? no thanks. a good ol shot of tryptophan and salmonella... blech.

moel, what kinda scotch you want?

-st.

[rmr]

butterballs??? please explain.

Dev -- I'll take some Vodka

[Deviate]

Auremar, right away darlin'. want a lemon with that?

-st.

[1kookykat]

No, Butterscotch Schnapps and Bailey's.

Noel probably thought it was a term of endearment towards him. Sorry, Bro.

[rmr]

you mean buttery nipples???

i've never heard of butterballs.

Dev - I'd love some lemon. Thanks

[1kookykat]

Is THAT what he likes to be called? Well, he can just call me Blake. You can call me Daddy.

[1kookykat]

They used to be called Butterballs. But I'll have a vodka-tonic, Deve.

*singing - Even old New York was once New Amsterdam...*

[Deviate]

drinks up, on the house. bottoms up and off to play you crazy kids...

wait a minute! how'd i get back behind this damn bar??? just figures, everyone's havin a blast and i'm stuck slappin drinks. man, without the tips or the confidence being a bartender blows.

-st.

[rmr]

Dev - you are the best bartender we've got. We depend on you!!

[Deviate]

well,

shit,

fine.

just remember to splash some warm water on me every now and again...

-st.

[rmr]

We've all got drinks, so get your damn ass in here!!!

[RuneT]

Hey everyone! U dig my new red and white striped full body swim suit? (I wonder when they will notice that it's just water proof body paint). SPLASH!

[Frieda]

err.. rune.. you forgot to paint your bum.. heehehehe

[RuneT]

Actually, I couldn't reach. Would you mind? /Handing Frieda the red paint. :D

[Frieda]

oh well.. ok.. bend over!

*puts on her pointy heels, runs towards rune*

[Deviate]

oh no.
nononononono.
we don't need another chicky zemonkey hiding heels in unmentionable places.

one was enough.

oh, but wait, she's not around anymore. go ahead Frieda, plant those pointies where it counts!

-st.

[Frieda]

:D WHOO HOOO :D

*KICK*

[dickieC]

Rune, let's get you to hospital

dC (faints at the sight of blood)

[rmr]

Ok, I'm back. Frieda, good idea I'll get me high heels. Has anyone ever told you you run quite well in those.

I think one of you boys slipped me a mickie last night because I was out cold.

[Frieda]

oh crap.. i hit him pretty hard, didn't i? is he okay?

edit: and is DC okay?

[rmr]

Look Dinz's wants to bring these people with him.

What'da say?

http://home.attbi.com/~r.rankin/BARFLIES.pdf

[Deviate]

Originally posted by rmr
I think one of you boys slipped me a mickie last night because I was out cold.
shite, i knew i shouldn't have been sippin' from your drink.

-st.

[RuneT]

I'm used to getting my ass kicked on this board. I'm fine, it's just red paint Dickie!, there's no reasons to go all white.
Now tell me the way to the nearest Frieda! We have some, .....grrrrrr, unsolved business.

[rmr]

Leave Frieda alone or I'm going to have to summon Red Princess to kick your arse!!!

[RuneT]

my ass is already kicked, remember?

[rmr]

oh yeah, I'm sorry. Just a little over zealous today, i guess.

Got my panties in a bunch again!

[Deviate]

pulling pigtails, kickin' dirt. WOO HOO, this is a LOVE FEST!

-st.

[RuneT]

Yepp, a real KICK ASS love party! I need someone to explain the rules to me. I've had enough of surprises already.

Do you have a spare cushion over there, Dev? And bottle of smirnoff ice.

[Deviate]

cushion - CHECK!
ice pack - CHECK!
smelling salts for DC - CHECK!
Smirnoff Ice - CHECK!
Belfast Carbomb shot for me - double double CHECK! CHECK!

down the hatch!

now Rune, let me teach you this about the ladies... heels are good on the ground, bad in bed, hot tubs or rear ends. any lady wearing heals without a dress to match - run away. women in skivvies and stillettoes are dangerous women indeed.

but, if you like the (avert your eyes, DC) blood (you can look now, DC) then by all means, they're yours.

i'll take the ones without the large dangerous objects protruding from their otherwise innocent feet. anyone?

-st.

[dickieC]

:Wakes up:

:sees room full of high heels:

:faints again for a different reason:

[rmr]

Dev, you forgot to put mickies on your checklist. Afterall, you slipped one in my drink last night.

[Deviate]

nah, babe, i'm outta mickies right now. i got some cooking up downstairs, though. should be ready before the night is over...

oops!

i mean, mickies? what mickies?

-st.

[RuneT]

Ok, I see. In my culture body painting is appreciated as something desirable, both painting and wearing it. In this strange world I have to look out for unmatched pointy shoes, because if I don’t I get my ass kicked?
Let me try on of those double Belfast Carbomb shots. Cheers for keeping the back to the wall.

Hey Dickiec! I’ll watch your back! It’s a lot of love in this room.

[rmr]

oh whatever with your "culture" in my culture you want to kick someone's ass if it's painted.

Dinz - why are you being so quiet today? You're making me nervous like you're planning something.

[Deviate]

ah, yes. bodypaiting. for some reason the puritains in this country never fully understood the beauty of the artform. well, there was that breif stint in the 60s.

meanwhile, keep your rear glued to a seat or a wall. it's just safest. unless we can get everyone outta those heels...

-st.

[Frieda]

awww rune i'm soooo sorry! it wasn't meant to be that hard..

BAHAHAHAHAH

no. seriously. i'm sorry! :( i shouldn't have done that..

[Red Princess]

Guys there is only one rule really and it is this: you are wrong. simple as that

[Frieda]

oh no. i'm strong enough to admit that you're wrong.

[Red Princess]

if they would all go on the assumption that they are wrong at all times then when they are not we can be generous and that makes us even more wonderful

[Frieda]

hahah.. we are wonderful anyway! :D

[Red Princess]

so true. but we have scared them all away. we'll have to get naked again to lure them back

[Frieda]

are you looking for a reason to get naked?? just take off your clothes for Ze's sake!

[rmr]

Well then I'm in. I'm a humanitarian you see, so off with the clothes!!

[Red Princess]

don't need a reason for nakedness, just thought i would clarify for all those lurkers who are afraid to jump in the water

[Frieda]

i'm not afraid, i'm wearing purple speedos :D

[rmr]

Yeah, speaking of purple speedo's. Where's Beale?

[Frieda]

i don't know, but i got his speedos! teeheehee :p




*puts speedos on head, puts arms in the air, runs around like alien lifeform yelling bidibidibidi*

[rmr]

I know you apologized, Freida. But that kick this morning was one of the greatest things I've seen and they he was so unsuspecting. You're really my hero!!

[Frieda]

hey, psst, rmr, you want one too? ;) :p :D

[Deviate]

move over ladies! i'm comin in!

-st.

[rmr]

well, now that you mention it, maybe I do!?:rolleyes:

[Red Princess]

'Allow you dappy english kniggits! hot water, cool drinks, no clothes, could life get any better?

[RuneT]

Originally posted by rmr
oh whatever with your "culture" in my culture you want to kick someone's ass if it's painted.


Bush? Is that you? ;)


Hello my violent femmes. I’m sorry for the delay, but I had to grab something to eat.

I am kinky enough to come back here and surly that deserves a toast? PS if I see any pointed shoes I’m out of here.

Cinderella, is this shoe yours? Its ok, my bum doesn't hurt anymore, and I’m convinced that you never intended to bury it that deep.

Speedos? Cool!

Where is Deviate? I need something cold and bitter.

[Deviate]

what can i pour you, my good man?

-st.

[RuneT]

The strongest you've got, please hun. I need to catch up with you people. Have you seen Red around?

[Red Princess]

i am here i am just not in a good mood today. there is too much time in between saturdays and it is making me suffer

[RuneT]

It's just one more day my princess, and it's friday. Friday might be promising enough to beat the shit out of saturday. Here, let me rub that shoulder you poor darling.

[Red Princess]

it's thursday here, what side of the date line are you on? two whole days more until saturday night

[Deviate]

okay Red P. tell us about Saturday.....

-st.

[Red Princess]

ok here goes, two weeks ago on saturday i went to the house of one of my pony tail guys and i made it about 3 feet inside the front door and that was as far as i got. *pant pant* followed by
dinner and silliness, then came back and made it all the way upstairs to make sure all was properly done

[Deviate]

alright, everyone together now:

WOO

HOO!


-st.

[Red Princess]

you asked.

[Deviate]

i know. i'm assuming you're seeing this mystery pony tail this saturday?

-st.

[Red Princess]

yep, maybe i will once again be met at the door with him wearing only a towel, then he tries to tell me i am early, ha ha ah ah ah ah

[Deviate]

this time let him answer the door with you standing there in only a towel. tell him HE's early.

-st.

[dickieC]

Don't mock. It's a constant struggle to avoid being premature.

[Zyle]

*giggles*

[Deviate]

WHAT are you doing prematurely, DC?

-st.

[Zyle]

best not to ask dev :D

[surflugen]

Originally posted by Red Princess
ok here goes, two weeks ago on saturday i went to the house of one of my pony tail guys and i made it about 3 feet inside the front door and that was as far as i got. *pant pant* followed by
dinner and silliness, then came back and made it all the way upstairs to make sure all was properly done

Pony Tail? or Pony Boy?
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0242-lia/howell_c.tho

[rmr]

hahahahahahaha!!

Haven't thought about him in soooooo long. Never liked him, always wanted to marry Rob Lowe. i think he was soda pop??

[Deviate]

freaky smile....

-st.

[surflugen]

glad to know it wasn't Raulph Machio

[Red Princess]

are you people mocking my pony tail guys?