professor dinzdale's alphabetical attaché case

[zero]

omg this is terrible!! professor dinzdale's driving away home for his tea at great speed and his attaché case is still on the roof of his car!!


http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT269/EMI0100.jpg



let's help him remember what was in it (for insurance purposes only, obviously)




in alphabetical order - to begin:


ARSE magazine bumper summer special issue

[auntie aubrey]

Binder containing business cards for people he pretends to "network" with.

[12"razormix]

CAMISOLE, polyester, red, one strap missing

[jasmina]

Dry ice, one pack, for creating those atmospheric evenings

[zero]

enlarger, penis

[auntie aubrey]

feather boa, for those "special" board meetings.

[craig johnston]

GQ

:rolleyes:

[ambo]

Heather Mills' spare leg, autographed

[Brynn]

.

[zenbabe]

Internet porn, downloaded.

[auntie aubrey]

jerky, an assortment in original, teriyaki, and new bold beef smokehouse flavor.

[zenbabe]

K-Fed's new CD and an autographed head shot.

[noxxville]

damn..alphabet is hard

Latex body suit

[trisherina]

Money -- for insurance purposes -- a fat fistful.

[zero]

http://static.flickr.com/49/130681322_392730d0df.jpg

[12"razormix]

Ornamental hen, gift-wrapped

[jasmina]

Portuguese phrase book, for when he likes to 'go Brazilian'

[zero]

QUADRUPED! choosing the right pet for you: profiles of over 200 cute, furry animals - 250 photos in full colour by gwen lamely (paperback - 15 Jul 2004)

[12"razormix]

Random collection of phone numbers copied from truck stop restrooms

[auntie aubrey]

silky panties, for wearing during high powered business meetings.

[12"razormix]

Thank you cards, presigned and "personalized", addressed to "honey", "babe" or "kandi"

[zenbabe]

http://www.fabricdepot.com/images/Udd-2oztube.jpg

[zero]

Voucher (expired june 06) - texas plastic surgeons his 'n' hers "two-for-one" breast enhancement+pectoral implants offer









.

[jasmina]

Waxing strips for those pesky little short and curlies

[zero]

http://www.the3dmarket.com/images/xraypksmall.jpg

[zenbabe]

Yellow, Glow in the dark condoms

[craig johnston]

zero's undies (used)

[Odbe]

And a tin of alphabet soup.

[Avalon]

Big Book of Breasts

BOOBS (http://www.taschen.fr/media/images/original/fo_big_book_of_breasts.jpg)<BOOBS<? A>

[Audreyvgs]

A Post-it note with a 5:30 appt for a Chin Wag

sounds better when i close my eyes and lean back.