drunkenness

[Zyle]

oh WOW I love formal! I SO love being back at university and I really love challenging people to down a glass of wine based on the outcome of a flip of a coin. Of course the coin must be tossed ABOVE the head and caught with one hand, otherwise you're in for it.. general contribution time.
*happy*
Time for college songs at the bar... :D

[lapietra]

I so very badly want to drink tonight, but I can't, because I'm singing at a funeral tomorrow & they're paying me... :D

So I hereby solemnly swear that I will consume at least one hefty glass of The Balvenie tomorrow, either in the afternoon or the evening, and possibly more.

And I will attempt to be drunk enough to contribute my portion of drunken typing to the board, in honor of our wonderful host.

[lapietra]

hmph.

It's no fun getting drunk if no one's interested.

I'll have you know I very rarely do this anymore.

In fact, it's been a very, very long time.


doesn't anyone care?:confused:

[bealeblues]

well, i would otherwise participate, but i had my drunk fest yesterday....

even jumping turds need recovery time.... ;)

[lapietra]

That's okay beale - I don't need anyone else to be drunk. :)
Being an attention hog, I just need an appreciative audience.

Pickled lemon. :D

[lapietra]

Okay. Shoulda gone with The Balvenie -
The Dalmore is having the same effect but not as delicious -
Maybe next sip will be nicer...

[lapietra]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

where is everybody?!?!?!

swaht I get for getting drunk on Saturday as opposed to Friday

[lapietra]

ok
Dalmore tasting better
added Dunhills
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Red Princess]

her name was lola, she was as schowgiirrrl , and i forge the rest odf the song but i am sure it has referneces to pina collladas, yipeeee

[lapietra]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Hi there REd!!


Oajt
kay
I'm now officially a mees

I'm crying
& reminiscing about my one & only love
which was back in frickin' high scholl;
& boring zen to death


damn Acdc sounds good 2hen yur dunk
dshite

[rmr]

Ok, just pulled myself away from mommie dearest....have to get back by my favorite scene though....the one with the guys from pepsi when she screams out "DON'T F*CK WITH ME BOYS"

Lappie, doll, how's it going?? Are you still feeling Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[Red Princess]

It's my party and i'll cry if i want to, cry if i want to,cry if i want to, cry is i want to *hic* no crying in my corner . i love saturday night

[Red Princess]

Don't cry La, there's another one out there

[rmr]

God, I wish I had some damn cocktails!!!! I'm sober as Sh*t:mad:

[lapietra]

ladies

it's Scotch

it's yummy

it's therapy.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

between that & a good ear

I'm very wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Red Princess]

Rum - a rum rum , i almost fell on my bum, sorry to hear about the sobriety there my friend but i think i drank enuff for both pf us, and on that note i am going to go collapse in my nice warm bed and sleep til noonish, who was singing Barry Manilow? I hate Barry manilow

[lapietra]

oh Mandy
you came & you cgave w/out taknin


ummmmmmmmmmmmm

you kissing me & stoo0pped nt from shaking
& I need to toaky


OHhhhhhhhhhhhGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mandy


*snor*

HAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rmr]

Cause I can't smile without you.
I can (forgot the words) without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything.

Because I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad


Lappie this goes out to you espcially from RMR!!!

[lapietra]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay

now the convo has moved onto sex toys
anyone tried "THE TONGUE"?


need a review\\

is it worth the $40 plus shipping?

[lapietra]

Scott Coffeee


paging Scott Coffeee

[rmr]

I have not used "the tongue", sounds like quite a bargin. I'll have to check that out.

I'm sure Red P. will have something to say about that one.

[rmr]

Scott Coffee?????

[lapietra]

yah


Red P, I think, is my doppelganger



at least psychicily

[lapietra]

Scott Coffeee


the only male human

I've ever truly loved

we was gonna be married

'nuff said

[rmr]

Now don't get down now. There's someone better out there for ya. i promise you that. Hell I even put it in writing.

We have to have our little hearts broken sometimes in order to really appriecate what's great out there.

[lapietra]

lil' heart

--v--
\ | /

[rmr]

Ah, come on now!! You turn that frown up-side down or you could always cyber-stalk him???

[lapietra]

can't find him


Anyway - need to move on


that was 20 years ago


me

[lapietra]

good grief


somebody post





resounding thud

[lapietra]

shite


now they're playing Stones



Why the heck do I listen to KCRW all the time?

[lapietra]

oh fer fcuk's sake


this isn't even my thread


I can't delete


waht will yo all think of me in the morning?


:D :D :D:D


like I care

[lapietra]

wow


this is like that scene in "Swingers"

when that guy keeps calling the girl he met at The Derby

he can't stop himself

and she finally answers & says

"Never call me again."

[lapietra]

Okay ze.


I have officially made more of an ass of myself than you could ever hope to be.

Please come play with us in Yahoo.

Pretty, pretty please.

With a cherry on top.





All for the good of science.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by lapietra
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay

now the convo has moved onto sex toys
anyone tried "THE TONGUE"?


need a review\\

is it worth the $40 plus shipping?

post a link, always happy to do research being the curious sort that i am

[lapietra]

Peg - ask zen before your opinion is fully cemented ;)


RP - They always advertise it in the back of, like, Cosmo & mags like that...
Not gonna post a link but you can Google it - :D

[zenbabe]

The tounge (http://www.ukfantasytoys.co.uk/acatalog/Tongue_Joy.html)

[lapietra]

This (http://www.safesexmall.com/jpg21j.html) is what I was talking about. :D

[masterofNone]

It's good to be a man. $54 ? A hand is free.

[lapietra]

yes -

but variety is the spice of life. And it's nice to have a cupboard fulla spices... :D

[Red Princess]

Spice me up Baby! will let you know how it comes out , so to speak. meanwhile do you 'spose that's how the spice girls got their name?

[masterofNone]

I don't know. I don't have any spices in my cabinet that cost over $40.

For a guy, variety can be spelled, l-o-t-i-o-n.

[dickieC]

Different strokes at swimming, different strokes at...

I can't believe it's taken us nearly six months to get round to this topic. Even discounting the Englishman factor, that's a remarkable degree of self er, restraint.

[zenbabe]

We were just in the courting phase of our relationship...

[masterofNone]

Yeah, folks on a computer bulletin board that know something about masturbation... that's rare.

[dickieC]

Bunch of tossers
;)

[rmr]

tonuges and tossing??? is this the topic of the evening???

[lapietra]

Not if the guys are gonna be so negative about it.
hmph.

[Zyle]

I think I'm becoming a proper student... 5 nights in a row *hic* bedtime...

[masterofNone]

wait... don't get me wrong... in the words of Michael Bolton "Love is a wonderful thing."

self love counts...


but jeez $54?

[lapietra]

Compared to the comparative various emotional and physical risks of the real thing (when not accompanied by a healthy period of wooage etc.), I'd say $54 is a real bargain.
:p

[zenbabe]

Just think of all the money you will save on condoms and birth control pills...not to mention that monthly freaked out jolt to the local pharmacy for pregnancy tests, dem things ain't cheap..

[masterofNone]

there's a joke in here somewhere about "the wages of sin..." and all that but I'll leave it for a better mind than mine.

[Red Princess]

it's the safest you can get. Besides it does not preclude the inclusion of others at appropriate moments Don't tell me that none have you have made a silly partner choice because of being in hormone induced insanity. It was all very English of us don't you think? all doing it and no one speaking of it?

[rmr]

hormonone induced?? I beg to differ, I say booze induced is more like it!!!

[zenbabe]

lol..don't even get me started..and what do the english have to do with it..

[rmr]

Well all I can say is I bet the english get drunk and hook up. It trancends all borders. It's a god damn natural phenomonom (sp??)

The thing I hate most about drunken hook-ups is that one of the people involved always sees it as more. OUCH!! WHY??????

[zenbabe]

Maybe because one of the people participating isn't drunk?

[rmr]

well that sure as hell wouldn't be me. no sir ye bob.

[dickieC]

Ah, no, the English have now perfected asexual reproduction for humans, so we just bud, like water hydra. Keeps it so much more hygienic.

Bunch of tossers is entirely an affectionate term, I refer you to this (http://www.jomiller.com/guide/)

[Zyle]

hahaha!

[chuckie egg]

HA... thats superb :D

[Red Princess]

Yes Hormone induced, if it were alcohol induced 'having a nightcap ' would mean drinking. The alcohol just provides plausible deniability and the right amount of desensitivity required to do it with someone you don't care about.

[Red Princess]

is this the same one?
http://www.1sn.com/4sextoys/products/4921.html

[rmr]

Than how do you explain beer goggles??

[dinzdale]

You're right Rimmer....
Beer has been helping ugly people have sex since 1763.

[Red Princess]

beer goggles=deniability

[rmr]

I couldn't disagree with you more. Beer goggles= bad judgement, meaning hooking up with someone you never would have if your judgement wasn't clouded. Believe me I speak from experience, and I'm not denying hooking up, just that the person I have hooked up with is not someone I would have normally been attracted to.

And I'm an equal opportunity beer goggler, I'm sure I've been beer goggled before. It happens.

[dinzdale]

Now, now Rimmey....who would need beer goggles looking at you?

[rmr]

Dinzey, you are too sweet, but you have not only beer goggled me, frankly, you've "Shallow Haled" me.

And I love you for it;)

[dinzdale]

Shallow ? Moi ?

Rimples, you are a babe so dont be coy.

[rmr]

You keep calling me rimplies, baby doll and I'll keep buying what you're selling.

All this talk about beer and hormones is making me thirsty!!

[Red Princess]

flip side to the beer goggles: hormone goggles are equally confounding, hence the 'toy' option. Stay all the way sane, not just sober

[laughingbuddha]

hic hic hic....a drunken man speaks no lies...but the board is as quiet as whisky on the rocks..or is it it wheeeesky..scotch comes from scotland or so they say...writing when drunk is great!


i love everyone

everyone does not lov eme

why? why?
why?

join me my drunken friends help me drown my sorrows..cheers

[laughingbuddha]

so i am natural...big deal!!! big F***king deal

to be drunk
do u need to tyoe bad...tell me trll me...lala thinks i am not drunk

[laughingbuddha]

Someone oi this biard wants me to tempt them....shoudl i agree...should i go al out..tempt them...now just what exaclty does tempt mean...dolly...golly...jolly..what does tempt mean?

[bealeblues]

news flash:

i got hammered last night
but i wasn't posting-- i was watching a rather amusing fish tank full of drunken people dancing and desperately trying to hook up before last call.....

[masterofNone]

you took a swing at me.

[laughingbuddha]

fight...hmmm..i do that when i am sober ;)

[laughingbuddha]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Well now, this was amusing. It's good to see someone else for a change doing the drunken post mambo ... wheee!!

rather woooooooooo!