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dinzdale
02-10-2003, 12:46 PM
I had a very successful night at the dogtrack this weekend, obviously from my great skill and judgement.....
HOWEVER:
I t must be noted that any doggie names reminding me of ze-monkeys toatally and unequivically flopped.
The tardiest of hounds was called "BB Blazing Blues" - wow, you think, I'll wager on that after the famous Louisiana lawyer of similar appendage.....well dont bother, it should be renamed
"BB Flaming Disaster"

I post this as a warning to you all......
bealeblues
02-10-2003, 12:51 PM
now i may have claimed to be a lot of things, and yes, i may be a dog, but i never claimed to be a FAST dog, now did i?

and btw, my dog would like it very much if you would change the mulch in your garden.....
dinzdale
02-10-2003, 12:59 PM
Well of course you didnt SAY you were fast, just enticed the public by the name *Blazing Blues*, which would indicate a flash of some sort.....you wouldnt bet on a dog called "BB Lazy Bastard" would you.....
bealeblues
02-10-2003, 01:08 PM
obviously blazing is more attributable to his sire ability rather than his speed on the track..... truth in advertising- you just didn't ask the right questions....
Deviate
02-10-2003, 01:09 PM
once bet on a dog named "Sits on his fat ass and doesn't do jack shit except lick himself in places inappropriate to list in a dog name".

probably why i don't gamble.

-st.
dinzdale
02-10-2003, 01:10 PM
Truth....you cant handle the truth.....you're a lawyer

"BB Smallpenis" would be accuraste
bealeblues
02-10-2003, 01:12 PM
that's all i do all day is handle the truth, or versions of it....

and you had some alone time with your pup to make that determination? then your weekend wasn't a total loss for you, i suppose....
Deviate
02-10-2003, 01:17 PM
words for the wise:
never get in the middle of BB and Dinz when they're having a pissing contest.

-st.
dinzdale
02-10-2003, 01:26 PM
Well I am obviously better equiped for a pissing contest .....
that's why some people grow up to be lawyers....

...and Deev - a greyhound's name has 16 letters max (including spaces), so your dog would be:
"Ambiguosly Deev"
bealeblues
02-10-2003, 01:27 PM
oh come on dinz, surely you can come up with something better than that? give it some thought, mate and don't give up so soon-- you're from england, not france.....
lapietra
02-10-2003, 01:28 PM
ack!

this is getting personal..... :eek:

So what was the name of the dog who won?
amanda
02-10-2003, 01:32 PM
it better not be "amanda breckonw/"
dinzdale
02-10-2003, 01:34 PM
I cant even remember now....but I had (in order) 4, 1, 3, 5 and picked up $350 for a $12 outlay.
Now someone will write that 4135 is the mother's phone number and how spooky is that....I know it's not "BB Smallnutz"
Zyle
02-10-2003, 02:41 PM
oh my god dinz, 4135 is my mum's phone number! damn.. how spooky is that?
dinzdale
02-10-2003, 03:03 PM
See.....I knew I had the kharma going.
Now give me all the phone numbers to your other relatives and I'll bet on them...

Better than backing "BB Flaccidlawyer" ........
bealeblues
02-10-2003, 03:05 PM
*yawn*
dinzdale
02-10-2003, 03:06 PM
An impersonation of your namesake dog ?
bealeblues
02-10-2003, 03:15 PM
*zzzzzzzzz*
Red Princess
02-10-2003, 03:23 PM
i suppose one could ask for photographic evidence so we could settle this issue once and for all and move on
RuneT
02-10-2003, 04:43 PM
It's just male bonding. :)
Red Princess
02-10-2003, 04:46 PM
does that mean we don't get to see dirty pictures? *sniff*