Questions for a slow Tuesday

[dinzdale]

Its' Tuesday, it's slow, so here's a few inspired questions:-

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).

[Red Princess]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
2

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
Monkeytailchaser

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).
Zalnided

[RuneT]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What will happen is that we start arguing about who is going to do it, and from there we will continue with male bonding and maybe some stripping. Then we will forget about the light bulb the same moment we find a new and more interesting debate. The light bulb will never get changed, but as long as it lived we adored that light bulb because it was special.

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
JOJO_GOO_MONKEY

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).
"SCREEN DRIPS"

:D

[noxxville]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

17: each person takes a turn at twisting the bulb at 2 second intervals. No repeat twists. Copy last twist before twisting yourself.

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)

BigDogBlogAthon

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).

Moel=Mole
Lapietra=Ape Trail

[Frieda]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
2 at least, but it has to be a pretty big lightbulb to fit all of us inside ;)

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
zexpress

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).
i'm not good at this.. will make up one later!

[masterofNone]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
does it have to be a light bulb?

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
holymonkey

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).
A SOLO FINGER SPUN

[Deviate]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
3
Beale to screw it in
Dinz to make fun of the size of Beale's penis while screwing it in
Rune to tend bar

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
Der VoonderHoond

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).
no. jimminy. hate those things.

[bealeblues]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

0. we can all draft an employment contract in fiction project and then hire someone to do it.

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)

take_dinz's_money

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).

right off the top of my head:

TuneR= RuneT

more to come

[dickieC]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Its' Tuesday, it's slow, so here's a few inspired questions:-

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Lots: one to change the light bulb, and the rest to write a two-at-a-time story about it.

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)

DV8ForPresident

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).

amanda + NYC = A Man Candy ;)

Edited to add: my real name anagrams to "Gracing Orchids". I never knew that!!!!!!! oh, and "Gird chic organs". Cool.

[zefrank]

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/

NYCwriters:

CRY NEWT, SIR!
TRY SIN, CREW!

deviate:
EVADE IT

beale:

BAUBLE EELS
LABEL US "BEE"

mon:
A SNOT FOREMEN
OMEN FEARS NOT
TOM FEARS NEON

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by zefrank
CRY NEWT, SIR!


"I got better."

[rmr]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
24
23 to break the world record of most zemonkeys on line and 1 to screw in the lightbulb.


2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
MONKEYBUSINESS


3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).
RMR=RMR

[dinzdale]

Wow DickieC...."Gracing Orchids"

does that make your real name Sir Gordan G. Chic ?

[dickieC]

As Australians would say, "that'd be right"

Sounds like a Barry Humphries character!

[RuneT]

you missed this option, dickiec

A RICH SIC DR GONG

[dinzdale]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
All the ze-wimmins, topless, in Jell-O, wrestling around while the ze-guys drink beer and comment.

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
WheeGnerDoggie

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).

Nemo's One Fart (MoN)
Blub Lease (BB)
Enders Prics (RP)
Screwing Type (NYCwriters Peg)
Ice Dick (Dr DC)
Tara Pile (LaLa)
rrm (Rimmer)

[red]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
none, we can see by the light of our monitors.

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)
annie

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).
a red if
rank fez
idea vet
zan idled
are lone

[rmr]

Ice Dick, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[RuneT]

oh my god how could i let that one pass!
JOJ!

[red]

My name doesn't anagram well.

dre
erd

[rmr]

Neither does mine Red. But, Ice Dick does...hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[bealeblues]

well, red, "dre" is on the shizzle, nizzle, so it could be worse....

[RuneT]

hmmm, I hope that he manages to keep it cold.

[RuneT]

Allegrong = AN EGG ROLL

[dickieC]

: posting from Siberia :

Yes, frostbite has been a recurring ailment

[Red Princess]

go south, it's warmer. ice dick, brrrrrrr

[red]

It's nice in Houston, unless you want to breathe.

[red]

You also have "mr r" as an option.

[beckstra]

1. How many ze-monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

I don't know. How many dates does it take to fill a bowl? Or for that matter, how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon???

2. If the ze-nation owned a greyhound, name it
(16 letters including spaces max)

annie4president

3. Make an anagram out of one (or more) ze-monkey's name(s).

beckstra- scab trek