Me, Myself and I

[rmr]

It's cold and snowy here and I have to treck out to the store for smokes and diet coke. You see I cannot live without smokes and two, two litters of diet coke in my fridge at all times. Must walk to the store, dreading it. Hate it.

What makes you leave the warm, confines of your home besides work?

[masterofNone]

I used to have a wicked addiction to coke and cigarettes. One wasn't as good without the other. Without either I would become a twitch. A couple of years back the caffeine started effing with my heart... tachycardia... Suddenly my heart would feel like your wheels feel when you lose traction on ice and your RPM goes throughthe roof... or just arythmia... lubdub lubdub lub....

(fock I hadn't planned on dying today)


.....DUB (thankyoujeezus)

So I moved to caffeine free coke. Maybe because I didn't have the caffeine addiction anymore I was able to kick smoking in August of 2001.

So now the thing that gets me out of the house on a cold, arctic front afternoon? To go to the gym.

If you had told me that 5 years ago I would have laughed my ass off and offered you a smoke.

[rmr]

Well, Mon I happy to hear there is still hope for me. I never work out and I live on a cafeine cigarette diet. I need to clean up my act.

NYC, I'm sorry you're still sick. The weight loss thing is always good. I lose the most after a break-up. I'm not dating anyone, but I'm still hoping someone breaks up with me because I could stand to loose a few pounds.

[masterofNone]

yeah, doc said quit caffeine, put me on a halter monitor for a day or two. I'm fine now. But if I have two caffinated beverages in 24 hours I'm up all night listening to my heart tango.

amazing what you get used to.

[rmr]

well you better not being having any caffeine, MON. Don't want your heart going anymore goofy!!!

[noxxville]

I'm currently on the all caffine and nicotine diet myself. I know it's not good. I try to compensate by working out and eating somewhat right, but there's that little voice in my head screaming at me "You're a time bomb....JACKASS!"

[Deviate]

no cigarettes here
no caffeine either (although sometimes i do go for a cup'o'joe)

i hate addiction with a passion; i'm too much of a control freak. ever since my little trouble with sleeping pills it has been an ultra-sensitive topic for me. can't imagine a substance ruling my life again.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Nyc, you know the sugar in the gatoraid can aggravate some symptoms (the ickier ones) you might try Pedialyte to replace electrolites or just plain water. when my digestive system takes revenge on me for abusing it i take one aspirin and drink a gallon of water. usually works

[amanda]

i'm addicted to love.

[masterofNone]

yeah I find that


simply irresistable

[red]

Getting back to rmr's original question:

What makes you leave the warm, confines of your home besides work?
Yoga, groceries and cat food.

Geez, I have no life.

[Red Princess]

it's cold and rainy here today and i am going out for CD blanks. i have no life either

[dinzdale]

Beer....I get up for beer.....love beer, me.

[rmr]

Beer is good.

[dinzdale]

mmmmmmmmm.....Beer.


Peggy Bundy : "You do love me Al"
Al Bundy: " I love beer Peg, let's not cheapen the word"

[Red Princess]

as Ben Franklin said "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

[red]

I love Shiner Bock. It's a beer made in Shiner, Texas.
In the early 90s it was a beer I could drag to parties and nobody would touch it. Now you show up with it and it doesn't even make it to the fridge.

[dinzdale]

Shiner Bock should not BE put in a fridge....it's a BOCK....
dont let me find you abusing beer, or I'll have to come over there and....

[red]

…and what? Drink my beer? Not if I drink it first.
I can't get used to room temp suds. It just doesn't seem right with a bowl full of hot chili.

[dinzdale]

Piss yellow frosty american *beer* is for drinking with chili and eating assorted other stuff - to take the damn tatse away.

If you want BEER, drink it as God intended, ....Please ?

[Deviate]

mmm...
pale ale
stouts
esb

f*** it, they're all good.

all better when COLD.

don't give a shit if it's american, english, irish, or german, yellow, red, brown or black, i want frost on the outside of the damn glass.

-st.

[Red Princess]

I agree with Dinz *GASP* fizzy yellow beer is for sissies

[Madmack]

Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, Halifax Nova Scotia...
Or in the worse case, most other Canadian brew..

What's the similarity between American beer and having sex in a canoe..?
They're both F@#knig close to water...

'Mmm Skittlebrau... You know the one.. Beer with skittles in it... Homer...

[red]

I don't care what you say. I love my Bock and I'm drinking it cold.

[Deviate]

go Red go.

-st.

[red]

You can have some too Devi baby, but none for Dinz.

[rmr]

I'm with Red, warm beer gives me gas. Sorry I'm just saying.

[dinzdale]

It must be hormonal or something ......

[rmr]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[noxxville]

Maisels Hefe Weizen....nothing like a good beer and feeling like you just ate a loaf of bread with every glass.

[dinzdale]

I mean....You must have a P**sy to drink cold, piss poor, no taste, crap beer.

[masterofNone]

beer... bah...bourbon!

[rmr]

Ooooh, you're in big trouble now dinzy!!!

[RuneT]

Well, some people like their coffee cold as well.
Some beers are intentionally made for drinking at room temperature, allowing the taste to explode pleasantly in your central nervous system, however, this experience is only obtainable when consumed in the correct manner. Cold and fizzy beverage is paralyzing your ability to taste properly, and what you clamed to be “good” might be, as dinz mention, fizzy and chilled piss.

[dinzdale]

My little Rune....all growed up *sniff*....

[masterofNone]

if your only choice is piss, it should at least be fizzy and cold

[rmr]

agreed.

[Red Princess]

Hey Rim. I say we gang up on Dinz and throw him in the vanilla pudding pit. Hormonal, ssssssss

[dinzdale]

All I was saying was that I lack the hormones to :-
a) drive like crap
b) cry at Bambi
c) drink frozen piss

...sorry, but I'm vaginally challenged.

[rmr]

Vanilla pudding? I say we lock him up in the castration thread, what'da say?

I say we kick his $@&!!

Rune, if you know what's good for you, you'll step back.

[Red Princess]

can't cry like bambi? wanna bet?

[rmr]

Well, saying something like that it's no wonder your vaginally challenged.

[Deviate]

oh damn.

i weep for all of you in your gender wars.

and everyone wondered why stayed descriptively gender-neutral.

piss.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Well Dinz, looks like you are going to have to keep taking applications for Mrs. Dinz #5

[rmr]

Gotta say I love this board, it's the only place that you can go from needing smokes to kicking dinz's ass.:D

[dinzdale]

I just love your powers of forgivness . . ...

[rmr]

Wait a second......don't you start playing jedi mind games on me, mister. Who said anything about forgiveness?

[Red Princess]

who said you were forgiven? go back to the corner and say you're sorry

[rmr]

Thanks R.P. I was getting a bit confused. It almost worked, but I'm on top of things today.

[Red Princess]

he thinks he's very smart, doesn't he?

[red]

Most normal people don't have to look for a #5.

[red]

Originally posted by Red Princess
Hey Rim. I say we gang up on Dinz and throw him in the vanilla pudding pit. Hormonal, ssssssss


Vanilla puddin' pit is just what he wants!

I think he should be turned into a woman for a month and see how fun it is to drive like crap, cry at Bambi and drink frozen piss.

Not to mention having to deal with a menstrual cycle. Hee hee hee!

[Red Princess]

AND deal with men who say that kind of stuff

[rmr]

Let's do it. Let's change dinz into a woman.

[dinzdale]

Oh its's all in fun. I love your playfulness.
...and I know which buttons to press for you to say:
"I DONT BELIEVE THAT MORON JUST SAID THAT ! ! ! !"

Now, you know I dont believe that crap, but there were 4 threads of very girly bonding and it needed a fast turn around.
There were mentions of castration and stuff that you didnt mean either.
I love women, am addicted to them, and treat them very seriously, too seriously most of the time.

Now back to good natured pissing about.......

[rmr]

Treat them SERIOUSLY? please explain.

[Red Princess]

look at him back-pedaling he wouldn't even dance naked to cheer me up sssssssss

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by rmr
Treat them SERIOUSLY? please explain.
and provide appropriate examples thereof

[RuneT]

great balls saving there dinz! Sorry to leave you alone with the wolfs for so long but it was a great documentary about new zeeland wildlife on the telly.

Vanilla puddin' pit? "no, no don't take me, please, no!"

[Red Princess]

what if we throw you two in there together? Gonna dance naked?

[rmr]

Rune, would rather have Frieda give you another kick?

[Red Princess]

we could rerun the duck tape incident

[RuneT]

That’s NOT what I had in my mind. Ok I’ll do it alone, but that is because I am a nice guy trying to cheer you up, hun.

http://gcwchoco.tripod.com/images/06292002/15.jpg

[Red Princess]

Ok Rune, you are off the hook but don't try to save Dinz, let him dig himself out of this one

[rmr]

It's so fun watching Dinz grovel. It's also fun watching Rune try to save him.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!:D

[Red Princess]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .some one once told me that i am not a nice person, ha ha ha ha ha

[RuneT]

we this, we that...... *throwing vanilla pudding at the audience*. *eating some*
c’mon girls! TAKE ME IF YOU DARE!

[Red Princess]

YEEE HAWW! i been waiting for this all day *tackling Rune and twisting his arm behind his back* SAY UNCLE!

[RuneT]

Getting my feat around Red's neck and wack her into the mud. Holding her like this while I tickle her tummy. *This is my game, hun, and I am damn good at it*

[Red Princess]

*squeals* oh you big strong man! how can i fight with you? please let go of my hands, i have an itch on my nose.

[rmr]

Oh you better be careful.....she's been the "rune" of many men!!!:p

[RuneT]

pretty please? OK, I'll let go of one arm.

[Red Princess]

pretty pretty please? i need both hands, my nose is very itchy

[rmr]

I'll help you R.P. *grabs rune around the neck* LET HER ITCH HER NOSE!!!

[RuneT]

hi rimmer. Have you come to play?

*releasing RP while grabbing rimmers foot*

[Red Princess]

*Rune distracted* Hah! got my hands free silly Man! *shoves Rune's face in the pudding* you could have gotten away but NOOOOO you had to stick up for that bad Dinz, hand me the tape Rim

[rmr]

Make him stop tickling my feet. OH MAKE HIM STOP!!!

[RuneT]

Slimy Rune manages to keep himself from screaming of delight while he is pretending to be captured by two women in the vanilla pudding. It's a hard life.

[Red Princess]

Let go of her foot or you'll never get your face out of the pudding, *sitting on Rune's back while he is face down in the pudding pit*

[RuneT]

Laughing! Breathing in vanilla pudding, coughing badly!

[Red Princess]

Where's your buddy now? left you in the pudding didn't he? *lets Rune breathe air*

[rmr]

left you in the pudding didn't he?

I think I've got pudding up my nose, I can't stop laughing.

[RuneT]

Red, is that cellulite on your thies? A sufficient distraction to lift the poor girl over over my head.
you were saying? *Growling very viking'ish*

[Red Princess]

careful where you grab me Mr Viking i have been known to bite, *bites Rune's arm, causing another distraction and another release*

[RuneT]

ok, ok timeout. i need a zig and a beer.

[rmr]

I just used my secret powers (forum jump key) to track down Dinz. He's hiding out in the main index. BE A MAN DINZ AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!!!

*just lit a smoke* *crossing legs and relaxing*

[RuneT]

have i ever tould you girls how nice you look, covered in vanilla pudding?

[rmr]

No, but thank you. *slurp* It's quite delicous, really.

[Red Princess]

Why thank-you Rune, that's pudding on the thighs by the way not cellulite. Want some of this martini?

[RuneT]

I know, RP. I was simply using feminist fobia to get out of a tricky situation. yes please, this beer is too cold anyways :))

[rmr]

I'd love a light, thanks.

Well boy and girl I'm off to dinner. I will hopefully see you both later, I'm going to have to work off some of the eats.

[Red Princess]

sorry there's no olives, only little onions

[rmr]

Hey Rune, we're playing nice now. Let's not start the "cold" talk again.

Speaking of cold, where's Ice Dick been?

[RuneT]

well, I need to crash. It's been a hard day :) thanks for all the pudding and the bite marks!

[Red Princess]

only one little bite mark *smooch* that should make it better. i am going to shower off all this pudding. See ya later!

[Red Princess]

Pudding party At NYC's place tonight!

[noxxville]

The pudding party was overrated

[Red Princess]

Successful pudding parties require rmr, myself and Rune, i don't know where they were but i fell asleep on the couch, soooo sorry, we can try again monday, you bring the duck tape

[noxxville]

Yes Ms. Homeland Security.