Well if that don't beat all...there are three of us now...

[beckstra]

It's like we're creating our own Omaha Beef team. Welcome to the sceene BrattyBratBrat...DV8 and I are happy for you to join us in our total delinquincy in opposing the outside world.

[Deviate]

we need to have a party sometime, ladies. coffee or something of the sort. what a party. oh, and there's another member on the board who is an Omahan, although she's a quiet member.

now Omaha is starting to look like THE ZeMonkey destination...

-st.

[dinzdale]

I tried to go to Omaha once, but it was closed.

[Red Princess]

i ate a really big steak there once a long time ago but it was closed when i went back for dessert

[Deviate]

no Dinz, baby, it was just closed for you.

Omaha had reached its quota for English manwhores at the time.

-st.

[dinzdale]

A man at the border said I had too much pants.

[Red Princess]

but you don't have any pants, i am confused

[dinzdale]

Apparently my hairy legs confused the Omahamian ...

[Deviate]

i think it was the chippy you had wrapped around your thighs.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Actually, which is correct,

Omahamian
Omaho
Omahamanian

Not that anyone will need it tho....

[Deviate]

Omahan

[dinzdale]

Oompaloompa ?

[noxxville]

I think I drove through Omaha once.....oh wait....that wasn't me.

[bealeblues]

i went to a baseball game in omaha once, but didn't see deev....
and the hat i favor the most came from omaha... from the omaha golden spikes (you'd like the spike part, dinz)

[noxxville]

I used to watch "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom" does that count?

[dinzdale]

Golden Spikes ?

Golden Shower more like....
Do they have inside toilets yet ?

[bealeblues]

toilets? don't know.... i held it til i got home... seemed like the safest bet all around....

[Deviate]

nope, no toilets.

no electricity either. we have one telegraph that runs through the middle of town.

yup.

i heer bout them movin pitshur boxes yeall got in them fancy-pants places. noneothat heer. one day, tho, yesiree, one day.

yee haw.

(damn morons)

-st.

[bealeblues]

deev, you are eerily sounding like home to me.... now STOP IT! no deliveranceland in this thread... please!

[Deviate]

the sad thing is Beale, you'd probably dig it here, being a Southun Boy and all...

-st.

[dinzdale]

Deev -
Your thread has been visited by the Trash Squad.
We love our work and will continue to extend this thread until it drops into the mire. Any serious thoughts you had of encouraging people to Omaha are now lost in a whole bunch of shite.
Sorry, but as I said....."We love our work"

Next thread please Mr Beale.....

[bealeblues]

you do have baseball there.... and since baseball is played primarily in summer, i COULD try to fulfill my dream of being the only naked baseball commentator....

*scouring the omaha want ads for broadcasting*

[Deviate]

there is baseball. no majors, but you've been to the Spikes game.

not to mention we hold the College World Series as well, which gives you several weeks of baseball up to your eyeballs.

meanwhile Dinz, although i do encourage people coming to Omaha to experience something new (it is quite unique) and to purge themselves of ignorant impressions of the Midwest, i do not encourage people to pack up and move here. i have a love/hate relationship with this place and although it is great for some, i have plans to move elsewhere.

-st.

[bealeblues]

well if you're moving then, i ain't coming, spikes (now royals) or no spikes...

there's baseball elsewhere, and i can plenty of other opportunities to scare away baseball fans with my nakedness

[dinzdale]

Beale, naked in a cornfield commentating on college baseball....

[bealeblues]

i know... everyone's dream... don't all flock at once now...

[beckstra]

I myself prefer to be called an Oma-ho. I did sell my soul to this city...she's my madam, my pimp. I am her ho.

[dinzdale]

Not an Omahama Mamma ?

[beckstra]

It really doesn't matter...I just thought Oma-ho was my kind of funny.

[Madmack]

Mutual of Omaha..?

[noxxville]

That's what I said