Heathen Gathering

[Red Princess]

come on heathens, vent here, we can all be perfectly beastly to one another.

[bealeblues]

not for me, thanks... it's friday, and i'm finally not so sick and i'm in a good mood for a change this week....

but feel free to vent and be heathens all around me....

oh, and just for your quick reference dinz, no lawyer only takes 10% of the proceeds-- we have to at least rob them of 33 1/3%, 40% if we go to trial....

[noxxville]

I can't believe that in the course of 1 day I've gone from Manwhore to heathen

[dinzdale]

It's more fun in the other threads .....

"Come on and ride that Old Death Train,
If the tracks get built, we'll be there by dawn"

[Red Princess]

too late Beale, you are here now, say something fun about Dinz, he has been trashing you for days

[bealeblues]

oh dinz and i are kindred spirits and only take jabs at one another for the pissing contests that usually follow.... nothing really more than that-- all in good fun...

besides, if i didn't have dinz to jab at me (or I at him), what fun would that be?

[noxxville]

Manwhore and heathen...this is going to be a wordy business card

[Red Princess]

go boys go

[noxxville]

that's assuming a good judge of what's appropriate

[Deviate]

ach, you're all worthless bigots.

(i'd say "but i love you", but i don't think it's allowed in this thread)

-st.

[noxxville]

dev you bastard! after i pulled you out of the pudding tub last night! how could you?

[Red Princess]

i think "i love you" are fighting words for some who hang around here, so go for it

[Deviate]

pfft! i will hear no whining you big baby! only insults shall be used in this battle, sir.

oh, and that was a doofy hat, jason.

-st.

[noxxville]

you're just jealous you insolent goat!

[Deviate]

that's better!

-st.

[noxxville]

Hey, blame robertson for that, it was his anus

[Deviate]

on a more serious note, there have been NUMEROUS times that i have been very insulted or infuriated by comments made on the board. but for the most part, yall don't suck that bad.

-st.

[Red Princess]

almost a compliment "Off with his head!"

[noxxville]

i have that effect on people

[dinzdale]

On a more seious note
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH" in C major.

and you were wrong Deev, we do suck badly...

[amanda]

so does MoN.

[noxxville]

you could too, but you don't see me harping on it.....stinky

[noxxville]

Just had a thought (stop it with the amazed looks),


oh crap now I forgot it...

[noxxville]

it's not coming back either

[noxxville]

no seriously......my mind just died.

[Red Princess]

REBOOT IT

[noxxville]

It's totally gone.....it was something all deep and insightful too....it may have even been *gasp* a compliment to all of you in one way or another.....

but nope.

It's gone

[dinzdale]

Noxx - you were confused by the EIDLEberry reference...

someone should proof read this shite...

[noxxville]

i was possibly thrown by that...or I'm an idiot...your call

[noxxville]

oh man....this is going to ruin the rest of my day....can't stop trying to remember...

Going to go have a smoke and then run into a wall at full speed...maybe that will help

[Deviate]

breathing.

trying to regain composure.

f*ck that i can't type as fast as i can rant...

-st.

[noxxville]

Didn't work....oh well. Did get to listen to humorous arrest stories though.....bunch of damn hooligans working here

[dinzdale]

You call that "work" ?

[noxxville]

It's work. The job. The daily grind. whatever.

[dinzdale]

I wondered what they called the chain gang these days . . .

[noxxville]

They call it the "Cross Departmental Gang"....collaboration = chain

[rmr]

I don't have much to rant about...someone say something insulting about me and I'll be happy to join in.

[dinzdale]

..and who is going to insult you Rimsy, me old matey girl ?
Just let 'em try.....

[Red Princess]

Hi Rim. you could just rant about the gneral unfairness of life. Insulting not required

[rmr]

Well I don't have a job........Damn, I'm pissed *yells*, UGH, Crap!!

That was me venting, aside from the money thing being unemployed isn't so bad. Damn money!!!

[noxxville]

It just a place to vent....or to take a shot at someone...whatever...we're all heathens here

[noxxville]

Ha! Remember, agree with me or I will unleash the picture!

[noxxville]

Bru-hahahahahaha!

EVIL!

[Red Princess]

Unleash the picture! wait, what picture is he talking about?

[rmr]

ooh, do show pictures. please show pics!!!

[Red Princess]

ooooo, now i really want to see it

[rmr]

oh come on, you guys aren't playing nice.

show the picture, pretty please!!

[noxxville]

I would never do such a thing...

[noxxville]

Unless Ian told me to....

[Red Princess]

where's all my heathen friends today? What happened in the pudding pit last night while i was sleeping?

[noxxville]

Ian sucked all the pudding through a straw and shot it at peg...i have pictures

[Red Princess]

i hope the hidden zemonkeycam was on, let's see the video

[rmr]

Horrible news here in Chicago, 22 people killed at a club last night and over 65 injured. All over three ladies getting into a fight. I'm watching the news footage and it's heartbreaking, one guy lost two brothers in the matter of seconds....I'm sorry to bring you down, but it's just so sad.

:(

[Red Princess]

I just heard about that on the news, glad you weren't there. they said it got ugly when someone used pepper spray inside the club, very sad indeed

[Red Princess]

Back to the original topic, you heathens. Rmr find some heathen pictures

[rmr]

http://www.jimhancock.com/images/jpeg/friends/idiots.jpg

[Red Princess]

no, no, not those guys they are just idiots (i never dated any of them it is only a rumor) heathens, real uncivilized, raw meat eatin', fartin' in church kinda heathens

[noxxville]

i have to agree ....these are not heathens

[rmr]

But how do you we really know that they are not heathen's. I think they're having extremely vulgar thoughts right now, it looks like there doing something pretty kinky, that I bet is outlawed in some countries, hell maybe some state right here in the good ol' us of a.

On top of all of that, the bottom guy at least from my direction doesn't look like he's got "any unmentionables" on. See I didn't even say the word.
I don't know where you guys come from, but deviant - fornicating thoughts, unnatural acrobatics and Satanism, yes, Satanism (that didn't slip by me either) is pretty damn hedonistic to me.

I'm actually quite shocked by it all!

[noxxville]

umm....ok.....whatever you say rimmie.

[Red Princess]

you know rims, you could be right. what was i thinking?

[bealeblues]

forget joe millionaire-- say hello to the newest top graduate of the 'jack in the box' management training program:

http://www.echo23.com/pics/newskool/halloween_2001/hillbilly-murph-jackin-apro.jpg

[Red Princess]

oh my eyes! oh nooooo polyester, plaid polyester! must go decontaminate!!1

[rmr]

I love Jack in the Box. HOT HOT HOT!!!