••THIS IS A BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••

[zero]

NEW TOASTERS

help us our breads seem to be all worn out or we all grew up or something anyhow nobody is toasting much therefore NEW TOASTERS please start toasting in this bread or better still make some nice new new breads for us to enjoy and toast our toasts in


:) THANKY HAVE A NICE DAY ENJOY YOUR BREAD

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.iggloo.co.uk/product_piclrg/799pic_large.jpg

[Brynn]

A Toast to Bread:

O bread, O staff of life!
Were I not married, I'd make you my wife.
To have and to hold,
Until you grow mold -
Bold bread! Bread for all!
With sesame sprinkles,
I bathe thee with wine
As twilight twinkles.
I toast thee!
I toast thee!
O Bread be mine!

[dinzdale]

Dualit, stainless steel, 4 slice.....$400 :)

Anything less is just burnt bread

[zenbabe]

Now we know what a $400 toaster looks like

http://www.dualit.com/database/productimages/4CBV_large.jpg

What colour is it?

[Brynn]

Not sure, but here's something else you can buy for $400 (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://laracorsets.com/images/things.I.built/01_Whitney_jekyll_Corset.jpg&imgrefurl=http://laracorsets.com/Pricing-Victorian_Style_Corsets.htm&h=455&w=366&sz=37&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=2Cgk-dyHvJCfxM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthings%2Bfor%2B%2524400%26svnum%3D10% 26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

[dinzdale]

and Zennie looks good in either :)

[Jack Flanders]

Not sure, but here's something else you can buy for $400 (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://laracorsets.com/images/things.I.built/01_Whitney_jekyll_Corset.jpg&imgrefurl=http://laracorsets.com/Pricing-Victorian_Style_Corsets.htm&h=455&w=366&sz=37&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=2Cgk-dyHvJCfxM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthings%2Bfor%2B%2524400%26svnum%3D10% 26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

Is that a hint?

[zenbabe]

I'll take two! ;)

[zero]

^^^^^^^^:confused:all of your toasts are off-topic

the intention of this bread is to encourage new toasters to sign up and start toasting

[dinzdale]

You should've said.



Muffin?

[Brynn]

I'll drink to that!

[Brynn]

Oh wait...that's been done!

Mr. zero, please sir, that makes you an old toaster too, so if we can't toast here, then you can't either! :(

Toasting, toasting, toasting away here...(whistles and toasts defiantly)

[zero]

guys? guys... this is a ••BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••. pm's please. ;) otherwise we'll never convert any long-time turkeys into first-time toasters

[trisherina]

These toasters cannot manage the more abstruse breads. It is the way of cheap toasters.

[Jack Flanders]

OK! Rye? Toasted rather lightly with really good light butter and a side of raspberry preserves. OH! and a glass of fresh squeezed OJ. :)

[trisherina]

That toast needs Rocky Mountain Quark to be perfect.

[zenbabe]

Champagne for REAL friends! Real pain for SHAM friends!!!


Toast!!!!


NOW!

[zero]

i hereby pronounce this bread to be failure

[Tunesmith]

Don't give up, zero! :(

I think I'm a semi-new toaster, but I don't toast that often in new breads. And I've only started two or three breads.

I'll see if I can toast more often...

[zero]

Don't give up, zero! :(

I think I'm a semi-new toaster, but I don't toast that often in new breads. And I've only started two or three breads.

I'll see if I can toast more often...

^toast of the day to young master tunes with his can-do attitude to toasting

anyone can just dive right in & start toasting anytime or even try bread-making if and when they feel like it - it's easy!

[dinzdale]

crumpet?

[zero]

[img]crumpet?[\img]


^"bread for toasters who would like to toast pictures, but can't"

[dinzdale]

Pannini?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I just worry some toaster will toast some jam in this bread.

[Jack Flanders]

or toast some corn bread. :eek: :mad:

[zero]

shhhhhh! :mad: AgnestCustars is registering specifically as a result of this bread..

AgnestCustars:

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[jasmina]

Have you seen the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?

[zero]

^excuse her she hasn't toasted in a while

[jasmina]

He lives on Drury Lane :)

[lostsadie]

I am some would call an avid bread eater. I could eat it all day...varying kinds mind you. I don't always find it necessary to toast, but every once in a while I can't resist. There is no smell as refreshing as fresh toast.

I've just found a new bread I like and it may sum this up a bit. It's made of sprouted grains...so very rare in bread today...it's crunchy and good. It has no flour or preservatives and the recipe it's self comes from times before toasters. Ezekiel 4:9...

Being a sprout myself I like the ability to toast if I want...but it great be a part of the bread...I hate the idea that all that flour can mess it up for everybody...

[Audreyvgs]

These toasters cannot manage the more abstruse breads. It is the way of cheap toasters.



Isnt this the bread calling the toast black?

[zero]

I just worry some toaster will toast some jam in this bread.

sorry meesterFox the penny of your toast only just dropped for me! (good to see you back toasting again btw) aye i share your concern however as i see it the majority of jam toasters in this bloody awful and apparently never-ending jam toaster infestation of ours seem to almost exclusively toast their jam via the CREATE NEW BREAD button, apart from the ToffeePress-type jam toasters who seem to like toasting their jam in existing breads

[dinzdale]

bagel?

[Coffee]

As an old toaster, I'd recommend, to both new and old toasters, against using unnecessary flames in breads. Trying to pull the breads out of the fire usually results in shocks to all involved and ruined toasts. Scraping breads after the fact rarely removes the bad taste that results from flames. As an old toaster I've burnt some breads myself before, and have regretted the results. These days I try to carefully monitor bread making and toasting to avoid it. I'd like to apologize here to any toasters who's wires I may have crossed in the past that have resulted in burnt toasts.
Carry on and enjoy your toasts.

[zero]

bagel?


:mad: quit with the deliberately annoying poptarts!!

[dinzdale]

waffle?

[zero]

:rolleyes: ffs professor toast a new bread of your own and why not make it a roll?

to do this simply click the 'yes! toast a roll' checkbox

e.g what is professor dinzdale's most annoying toast in my bread?
Muffin?
Crumpet?
Panini?
Bagel?
Waffle?

[lostsadie]

^^^

Some prefer stale toast
:D

[trisherina]

Isnt this the bread calling the toast black?

I can take the toast, rather than getting out of the kitchen. You?

[dinzdale]

Kaiser?

[trisherina]

Hot cross?
Scotch bap?
Crusty?
Dinner?
Whole WHEAT?

[dinzdale]

Hoagie?

[zenbabe]

Why all the fuss? As long as people are toasting, the bread will stay alive.

[zero]

As long as people are toasting, the bread will stay alive.

zenbabies the last thing we knead is for this to become another bread killers bread

[trisherina]

Pita!

[zenbabe]

Now that this bread has been amply buttered I don't know if I should toast anymore.

[zero]

bannocks

[Odbe]

Something for you to chew on while you wait for the toaster to pop.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Odbe/breadfindaword.gif

[FJeff]

Nuff dry old pop tarts.
I'm lactose intolerant. I like toasts that don't require a glass of milk to be enjoyed.

So here's some hot wet french toast for you. ;)

Je m'amuse! +3!

I've been here awhile pressing my nose against the bakery window, I just had to take some time deciding what I felt like toasting.

I am rather serious about bread, afterall.

[Brynn]

I think because I will never make it to the darkroom (if it even exists anymore, who knows really, and what is it anyway?) I will always be a perpetually new toaster and therefore will toast. Here.
I'd like to think that because I only toast cornbread most of the time anyway, it gives other, newbier toasters the courage to jump in and ask the questions without fear, toasting more exotic breads than I could ever dream of. Besides, if I've toasted this long, anyone can.

So Mr. Zero, if I want to be a hip, accepted toaster, what are the rules for toasting breads?

[xfox]

*practices time, temperature and concentration*

voice and diction still kneads work here

[trisherina]

I only toast cornbread most of the time
:p

JOHNNYCAKE!!

[xfox]

PATTYCAKE ;)

[Coffee]

... what are the rules for toasting breads?

http://www.monalisabakery.com/images/b002.jpg
Miss Spelt Braids.

[zenbabe]

Brynne, the dark breads are boring, they exist but but are often ignored since they don't taste as good as fresh, sweet breads do.

[noxxville]

It's been a while since I toasted. . . .Starting new breads, toasting in them all night long, until all of the breads were mine.....now that's toasting!

[Jack Flanders]

Top Cat was doing that one night or trying to until I started toasting. He was a tad pissed. :D

[noxxville]

You've really gone too far when all the breads are your breads and all the last toasts are your toasts. Breads with toasts and tosted breads, all at the same time? Now that's toasting.

[Jack Flanders]

You betcha NOXX. Top Cat was soooo impressed.

[trisherina]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1935_6047136

[zero]

^tshirterina@cafepress dot cow - check out her designs!

[rumoko]

ooh ooh! I'm a new toaster!

Look at my shiny shiny chrome*.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AIM/a3600_cat_b~Vintage-Toaster-Posters.jpg

*Not sure how 'chrome' really fits into the metaphor you were creating. sorry.

[rumoko]

look at my tiny toast mount?

no. that doesn't really work.

[12"razormix]

♪ CHROME IF YOU WANT TOOOOOO ♪♪

:o sorry

[12"razormix]

look at my tiny toast mount?

no. that doesn't really work.it's working for me! i'm feeling all warm and fuzzy :) :confused: :mad:

shake that tiny toast mount!

[zero]

..the metaphor you were creating.

i know nothing of such matters!


all i did was click on the the "bake new bread" button and immediately start toasting


you're welcome rumoko but please tie up your tiny toast mount outside

[trisherina]

♪♪CHROME AROUND THE WHIRLED♪♪

[12"razormix]

♪ TAKE A DIP TO CHIP TOAST IT THROUGH THE WIL-DER-NEEE-HESS ♪♪

[zero]

:mad: shutup you're startling rumoko's tiny toast mount

[craig johnston]

^^^^^^^^^
mother's pride

[Creepy Sheep]

Ok, here is my very first toast, just to check the toaster settings before I try more interesting breads.

I hope it doesn't get burned...

[zero]

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/images/icons/icon14.gifcreepysheepy welcome we look forward to when you bake interesting breads - take your time, look around


this is great!!

[Frieda]

it's awesomazing! :) :) :)



wait-- what's that smell :eek:

[zenbabe]

http://www.sunncity.com/photos/FunPhotos/AdsWesternCreative/bread%20advertising.jpg

[zero]

i wish i hadn't made this bed

[Jack Flanders]

too late. now you have to live with it or lie on it.

[auntie aubrey]

i want to toast in this bread but i knead to think of something to say first. wheat's a girl to dough?

[T.I.P.]

I'd throw in my baguette but I'm afraid it would cost me alot of pain...

[lostsadie]

Holy Pita bread, bakers man!! There's loafs of fresh toast here!!!

[auntie aubrey]

this bread should be for quality toasts. my toasts are usually crumby.

[lostsadie]

Crumbs and stale bread have their uses...wonderful toppers for fresh greens, breading for chickens, oh and stuffing and dressings too.