Questions for the starved

[noxxville]

With all of the drama lately, we've forgotten one of the best parts of this board....questions!

We shall be deprived no longer. With a Valentines day theme


1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?

6. What is the capitol of Maine?

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?

9. Who was your first love?

10. Pudding or Jell-O?

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?

12. How many fingers am I holding up?

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?

[lapietra]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.
Good friends.

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?
Nope.

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?
I don't think fantasizing of any sort could be considered infidelity. It's fantasy. :rolleyes:

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?
Nope.

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?
Unfortunately, resigned determination.

6. What is the capitol of Maine?
Augusta. (had to look it up)

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................
no.

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?
Nope.

9. Who was your first love?
Scott Coffee.

10. Pudding or Jell-O?
PUDDING!!!!

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?
Ack!!! Can't I have the strawberries *with* the whipped cream? After all, I'm all alone in the room... no one will know...

12. How many fingers am I holding up?
One.

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?
I'll take Door #2.

[rmr]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.
Good sex, and booze, but not necessarily in that order

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?
no

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?
no

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?
yes, on more than one occasion.

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?
The car, red mustang.....i'm such a cliche

6. What is the capitol of Maine?
Bangor???

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?
Yes, I have and I'm not ashamed to say. To have fully lived life one must stalk and be stalked.

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?
Yes, I have.

9. Who was your first love?
Sam, ooooooh, Sam

10. Pudding or Jell-O?
Jello-O Brand Pudding

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?
Custard

12. How many fingers am I holding up?
none

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?
It's a battlefield, it's good enough to fight for.

[dickieC]

With all of the drama lately, we've forgotten one of the best parts of this board....questions!

We shall be deprived no longer. With a Valentines day theme

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.

There is none. 3.5 and counting. :breaks down and cries: You had to ask, didn't you?

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?

No, and not the other way round neither.

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?

Yes, but only hypothetically.

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?

No.

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?

The song "High" by the Lighthouse Family. That and a pair of green jeans.

6. What is the capitol of Maine?

Portland? I always remember the expression "from Portland, Maine, to Portland, Oregon". Only the Americans could have the same city on both sides of their country.

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?

Still am doing.

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?

No, none of my friends are/have been unfaithful. That's why they're my friends.

9. Who was your first love?

Kirsten Beauchamp, at age 6. Unfortunately I have lost touch, so the stalking potential is quite low on that one.

10. Pudding or Jell-O?

Pudding. (Unless, in my innocence, this means something naughty in American).

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?

Custard, mmmmm.

12. How many fingers am I holding up?

I'm not concussed, ossifer.

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?

Love is all you need. (Cue small string orchestra).

[chuckie egg]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.
A nice cuddle helps temporarily

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?
I havent got an ex... so no


3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?
see above... but I would think it is

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?
No way hosé

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?
I havent yet!

6. What is the capitol of Maine?
No idea

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?
Probably

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?
Not that I'm aware of

9. Who was your first love?
My current boyf

10. Pudding or Jell-O?
Pudding covers a wider spectrum so I'd go for that

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?
depends if the custard is cold or hot, if cold I'd consider all three at once

12. How many fingers am I holding up?
Probably none due to typing

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?
Its ALL you need

[bealeblues]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.

heartbreak... lawyers don't have hearts, so i'm in the clear

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?

no. they always tend to prefer knives.

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?

no way

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?

no

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?

that she was 5 years my senior (the envy of all my idiot friends)

6. What is the capitol of Maine?

it has one?

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?

not so far-- but there's always hope

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?

attorney-client privilege

9. Who was your first love?

maria

10. Pudding or Jell-O?

pudding, for sure

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?

custard.... save the cream and berries b/c you never know who might rescue you

12. How many fingers am I holding up?

your middle one?

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?

a 'battlefield' that we all 'belong' on and somehow 'need'

[Red Princess]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.
when i find one i will share

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?
no

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?
depends on when you are doing it

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?
no

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?
sand, was at the beach

6. What is the capitol of Maine?
Is Maine a state ?

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?
once, shouldn't have bothered, was boring

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?
no

9. Who was your first love?
Does Davy Jones from the Monkees count?

10. Pudding or Jell-O?
pudding!!!

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?
whipped cream
12. How many fingers am I holding up?
as soon as i can focus i will tell you

13. Love: is a Battlefield, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?
I'll have to get back to you on this one

[Zyle]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.
There isn't one. Oh, well... suicide maybe.

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?
Nope, and I didn't do anything to deserve it either. Not that he knew about anyway. ;)

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?
Probably.

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?
Does a magic 8-ball count as a psychic? :rolleyes:

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?
Highly classified.

6. What is the capitol of Maine?
Ummmm...

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?
Yeps. I used to stalk year 8 technology teacher (so i was 12/13). My friend and I stole his business card so we could have his phone number and then we'd call him up and pretend we had the wrong number. I'm sure he knew it was us but he enjoyed the attention too much to do anything about it. The perv.

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?
If they cheated they wouldn't be my friend any more. No way.

9. Who was your first love?
Aforementioned technology teacher. Real love, my current boyfriend.

10. Pudding or Jell-O?
Jelly. With ice cream.

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?
All at once, definitely.

12. How many fingers am I holding up?
How should I know? Unless you're on a webcam. But even if you were I can't see it cos of my stupid network firewall.

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?
All you need.

[Frieda]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.
time. a lot of time. and fun. shopping for the worst days.

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?
yup, he thought that would be funny. it wasn't, and i definitely didn't deserve it!

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?
if you'd rather be with your ex than with your current love, yes.

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?
used tarot cards.. never called miss cleo though :)

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?
the mess.. (we were both clumsy virgins)

6. What is the capitol of Maine?
no idea!

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?
i try not to. but it's hard, damn hard!

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?
oh no! i consider cheating very low, and i'm not going to lie about that. i won't say anything about it, but if someone asks...

9. Who was your first love?
a boy named Mirko.. sweet kindergarten love!

10. Pudding or Jell-O?
neither

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?
strawberries

12. How many fingers am I holding up?
i have no idea

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?
battlefield!

[noxxville]

. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.

Time, friends and and a good pillow.

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?

Nope...surprisingly enough

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?

Depends on the frequency and time......fantasizing while having sex with your current...maybe.

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?

Nope.

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?

Never lose your virginity on a squishy waterbed...make the moment that much more difficult.

6. What is the capitol of Maine?

I still don't know.

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?

Nope.

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?

Never. I've actually busted someone for it.

9. Who was your first love?

Rene from down the street. She was a tomboy, I thought she was the shiznit

10. Pudding or Jell-O?

Jello

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?

Whipped cream

12. How many fingers am I holding up?

I don't know...how many?

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?

Is all you need.

[Deviate]

1. Give us your proven cure for heartbreak.
video games, a week off work, good friends and a one-nighter.

2. Has an ex ever thrown a drink in your face? If so, why? Did you deserve it?
nope.

3. Is fantasizing about an ex a form of infidelity?
no, can't say i've ever done this.

4. Have you ever consulted a psychic about a relationship?
nope.

5. What is your most vivid memory about losing your virginity?
memory?
losing my what?
where am i?
zefrank-dot-huh?

6. What is the capitol of Maine?
Rhode Island

7. Did you ever behave like a stalker?
um, did some activities i thought were closely aligned to those who might stalk

8. Have you ever lied for a friend that was cheating (provide an alibi)?
never lied for a friend who was cheating. i don't believe in cheating.

9. Who was your first love?
ben mattix

10. Pudding or Jell-O?
pudding, always

11. If trapped in a room with nothing but whipped cream, strawberries, and custard, which do you eat first?
whipped cream

12. How many fingers am I holding up?
peace, man, peace

13. Love: is a Battlefied, will lift you up where you belong, or is all you need?
all of the above