What's your defense?

[TinaBina]

Adding to my already cruddy mood and difficult start to the morning, my car was rear-ended while taking Izze to school. We are both fine. I am just flabbergasted at the response from the dingbat that hit me.

Me: [exiting car, internally seething]: You okay?

Dingbat: Yah.

Me: I need your info.

Dingbat: [gets her info]: I'm sorry.

Me: You know, I have my 3-year-old daughter in the car.

Dingbat [in a less than caring tone]: I sneezed.

[insert me looking totally baffled]

Me: We could've gotten really hurt.

Dingbat: I sneezed.

[Dumbfounded, I take down her info]

Me: I saw you coming in my rear view. I saw your head down. I moved my car, seeing that you were getting too close....

Dingbat: I was looking for a tissue.


At this point I'm just keeping my mouth shut. I couldn't believe how she presented her Tissue Defense to me.

Maybe I should've said: You know, I've read and watched the Secret, and you know what - I WANTED to get hit, sooooooo I guess it's okaaaaaaay. Smoooooooochies! OH, and by the way... Kleenex or Puff? With lotion or without?

[Jack Flanders]

Sorry about your accident. Thank God you both are alright. Stupid sneezer. She should get a ticket. :mad:

[madasacutsnake]

You know, I've read and watched the Secret, and you know what - I WANTED to get hit, sooooooo I guess it's okaaaaaaay. Smoooooooochies! OH, and by the way... Kleenex or Puff? With lotion or without?

LOL

My defense. "Not me. Why? Is there something wrong with it?".

[zenbabe]

I would have said "Bless You" and called the cops.

[Avalon]

At this point I'm just keeping my mouth shut. I couldn't believe how she presented her Tissue Defense to me.

She probably thought it sounded better than the "I am high on cold meds" defense. "Nyquil..it's what's for breakfast!" :rolleyes:

Glad you are both okay.

[funkytuba]

"Good thing you weren't having an orgasm... or we'd have been in real trouble."

[priceyfatprude]

Glad to hear you're both ok.