The most unlikely contests

[Bman]

Inspired by:

diarrhea contest conductor from the most unlikely jobs thread

[zero]

target chocolate biscuitry

[zero]

long distance brussel sprouting

[zero]

pea-making

[zero]

arse dragging

[zero]

lame ness

[zero]

underwater tassle teasing

[zero]

strem bowling

[zero]

bahoochie wobbling

[zero]

throwing in the towel

[zero]

jumping for joy

[zero]

sun stroking mixed doubles

[zero]

interest holding

[zero]

foot dangling

[zero]

bulletin board attention seeking

[zero]

swiss rolling

[DiggerDude]

face punching

[zero]

voting with your feet

[DiggerDude]

continent hunting

[zero]

outdoor morning ablutions

[DiggerDude]

Extreme knitting.

[zero]

10000m running like a girl

[zero]

skipping breakfast

[zero]

apologising

[zero]

checking the mail

[zero]

giraffe showjumping

[zero]

downcasting

[zero]

underwear-colour guessing

[Tunesmith]

I can see we're in need of distraction, zero ;)

"Design a Hankie" competition

[Tunesmith]

bowtie pasta crimping

[Tunesmith]

toilet ornamentation

[daverbee]

Poo Sculpturing

[Tunesmith]

Bowling for gerbils

[brightpearl]

10000m running like a girl

:D :D
This thread reminds me of Python's summarize Proust competition sketch.


Amateur banana weaving

[Tunesmith]

:D :D
This thread reminds me of Python's summarize Proust competition sketch.


I considered posting:

Marathon for the Incontinent
and
200m freestyle for non-swimmers

But I thought the better of it :D

[DiggerDude]

International philosophy

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Okay I'm a noob how do you embed youtube videos?

[brightpearl]

^I can't figure that out, either. :confused:



Balcony Modeling

[T.I.P.]

bible reading

[Tunesmith]

International philosophy

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Okay I'm a noob how do you embed youtube videos?

OMG! is that the soccer match between the Greek and German philosophers?!

i LOVE that! :D

[daverbee]

100 Mile Egg Rolling Race

[croatiansnstion]

sawdust snorting

[l'azizza]

Scrabble for the Illiterate

[Jaime]

Downhill potato sack racing.

I'd like to see that, actually.

[Brynn]

cow draping

[Brynn]

parrot punching

[Brynn]

long distance piano flinging

[Brynn]

road kill rodeo

[Brynn]

championship venus fly trap dessert bake-off

[Brynn]

Xtreme Pain: The Randomly Loose Lego Barefoot Race.

[Brynn]

Bar Coded Liar's Poker Tournament

[Brynn]

uphill bobsledding

[Brynn]

toilet paper airplane races

[Brynn]

Emo ballroom dance competition

[Brynn]

Paint Drying Film Festival

[Brynn]

Creamed Corn Swim Meet

[Brynn]

Faking It: this week, a perky cheerleader attempts to fake paranoid hypochondria for a panel of doctors.

[Brynn]

Designer's Challenge: Pork Chop Bustiers

[Jaime]

Emo ballroom dance competition

Emu ballroom dance competition.

[brightpearl]

^^Insomnia, brynn? Your loss is our gain...those are hilarious


Druken map reading

[T.I.P.]

Xtreme Pain: The Randomly Loose Lego Barefoot Race.

:)

[croatiansnstion]

tag with a rhinoceros (who can live the longest)

[brightpearl]

^I play tag with a rhinoceros all the time. It's always a tie.

Petticoat parachuting

[T.I.P.]

nail biting

[Veruki]

best eye poker

[daverbee]

Texas Hold 'Em Best Eye Poker

[Brynn]

Broken Moog Synthesizer Extravaganza

[Brynn]

Who Wants To Be An Adult Diaper-Changer?

[Brynn]

The Apprentice: McDonald's

[Master_Jedi]

largest collection of cat tails

[Master_Jedi]

Fear Factor : Iraqi Insurgent Edition

[Master_Jedi]

Survivor : Neverland Ranch

[Master_Jedi]

American Idol :seniors

[Master_Jedi]

Wheel Of Misfortune

[Master_Jedi]

Who Can Kill The Most Threads On The Ze Frank Board


(so far im winning)

[Bman]

Modesty-off


"I am SO humble!"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

the hop, burp and jump

[T.I.P.]

Dick Cheney look-alike

[daverbee]

Who Wants To Be Homeless?

[daverbee]

Take The Deal! Take It, Damnit!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Deal Or The Puppy Gets It

[Tunesmith]

Bowling for Fingernail Clippings

[Bman]

The price is right - antique roadshow addition

[daverbee]

Casualty - Bora Bora

[daverbee]

Are You Smarter Than A Rotting Corpse?

[Marcus Bales]

Poetry Reading Bingo

[Brynn]

Extreme Food Fighting:Jello Mold Edition

[Brynn]

Counting Little Scraggly Bits of Iron Scrapings for Dollars

[brightpearl]

Anchovy wrestling

[Brynn]

Speed Dentistry

[Brynn]

Spit-Take Championship

[brightpearl]

Men's Professional Fainting

[Brynn]

Boxing for Free Plumbing Services

[Brynn]

Therapeutic Bunny Tossing

[Brynn]

Last-Minute Prom Shoe Shopping Spree

[T.I.P.]

doing three weeks of laundry

[brightpearl]

^Bachelorlympics -- full of possibilities

How Old is this Mac and Cheese Estimation Relay

Is is Possible to Put Shampoo in the Dishwasher Network Challenge

....

[Marcus Bales]

World Lightbulb Changing Tournament - Nuclear Reactor Division

[T.I.P.]

The "Hmm i wonder what this button does" contest - Space Shuttle League

[Anna]

The Let's Try It And Find Out Contest.
Contest #1. This ropes too long for hanging.

[Marcus Bales]

world cell phone rectum speed insertion tournament

[Bman]

The Let's Try It And Find Out Contest.
Contest#2 Those berries were NOT edible!

[daverbee]

The Let's Try It And Find Out Contest.
Contest#3:
The "Nice Doggies Don't Bite" Marathon

[brightpearl]

Dancing with the Snails

[Bman]

100m Buttered linoleum floor sprint

[Marcus Bales]

Haiku Death Match

[Coffee]

The Let's Try It And Find Out Contest.
Contest#4: Running Red Lights at Rush Hour

[Coffee]

The Let's Try It And Find Out Contest.
Contest#5: Flipping the Bird to the Low Rider that Cut You Off.

[daverbee]

The Let's Try It And Find Out Contest
Contest #6
Do Frogs Really Taste Like Chicken?

[daverbee]

Dancing with the Snails

Now that's funny!:D

[Marcus Bales]

Speedo Presents: Snatch the Bear Cub From Its Mother!

[daverbee]

The Let's Try It and Find Out Contest #7:
Are You Allergic To Poison Ivy?

[Marcus Bales]

Extreme Laundering: haul washer/dryer, generator, 15 gallons of gasoline, and the week's laundry up El Capitan -- remembering to separate whites and colors and to dry the delicates on delicate -- and then back down.

[Veruki]

best nose blower

[Bman]

It's time to play Living on minimum wage!

[daverbee]

Foot Dragging Marathon

[Marcus Bales]

Staring out the window waiting for inspiration.

[seebe]

Mile run with shoe laces tied to each other.

[Marcus Bales]

Housecat Washing

[Odbe]

Staring Contest with Drying Paint

[Marcus Bales]

air-powered nail-guns at 20 feet

[Jack Flanders]

I can see we're in need of distraction, zero ;)



Just red this bread!! Hahaha!!

[Marcus Bales]

Two emaciated starlets sit at a banquet table not eating.

[daverbee]

Housecat Washing

Now that's scary...

[seebe]

looking into the sun the longest

[tapanuli]

Freedom Toile
Fighting terrorism one swatch at a time.

Fabrictalkers Tommy Hilfiger and Kate Spade face off in the ultimate race to save our great nation as they send encrypted messages via vintage prints behind enemy lines.

[MarsViolet]

Baby Bunting n Bouncing

[MarsViolet]

Brazilian Waxathon

[MarsViolet]

Lowland Booger Fling & Bake-off

[Pixie Cherries]

fancy scrollwork toenail shaping

[brightpearl]

eyelash juggling

[Pixie Cherries]

epic poetry using chat acronyms

[Brynn]

International Mystery Shopping Championships

[lukkucairi]

Dog Pilling World Series

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Stench Match