hello thread

[12"razormix]

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http://blog.individum.hu/wp-content/the-open-door.jpg

it has been my experience that, when you shut a door behind you,
another door will open in front of you. as long as you don't stand
with your arse up against it looking back at the closed door.

[brightpearl]

^Well said.

That is a banana in my pocket, but I am also glad to see everyone.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/288256/2/istockphoto_288256_happy_to_see_you.jpg

[12"razormix]

hello brightpearl
and thank you ze.

[craig johnston]

hello 12".
haven't we met somewhere before?

[TinaBina]

Hello.
You all seem so familiar to me.

[craig johnston]

silly me, i've even got a picture of it:

http://www.spatcave.com/shore03/mIMG_4520.jpg

;)

[CherishHellfire]

Are we there yet?

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q116/hellkitty_bucket/Cryptos-Ship.gif

[Tunesmith]

silly me, i've even got a picture of it:

http://www.spatcave.com/shore03/mIMG_4520.jpg

;)

Save it for the Shameless Flirting Thread Reloaded Reloaded. ;)

[craig johnston]

^^^
jealous

:rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

^^I'm jealous of those boots.

Helloooooo boots!

[craig johnston]

12" makes them herself out of old cornflake packets.
don't ask me how, it's her special secret.
;)

[Tunesmith]

^^ I betcha couldn't get the taste of leather out of your mouth for days. ;)

[brightpearl]

This is like the pub thread and the flirting thread smooshed together.

Cozy.

Who's for a nip then?
http://www.edining.ca/pictures/COGNAC%20AND%20TONIC(1).jpg

[craig johnston]

what do you call a small nip?

[brightpearl]

Best. Decanter. Ever.
http://www.willisms.com/archives/squirreldecanter.gif

Hm, this cognac has a nutty quality that I can't quite place...

[brightpearl]

what do you call a small nip?

A snip!

[craig johnston]

no, try again.

[Tunesmith]

a smalp?

[brightpearl]

You're going to make some kind of nipple joke, I just know it.

[craig johnston]

that's unfair pearly. tunes would never make a nipple
joke. not after last time.

:o

[brightpearl]

^No, Tunes made an eyeball joke. :eek: He's almost as good at flirting as I am. :rolleyes:

[zero]

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/malcolmcraig/abandoned/standburn/colour/Standburn2036.jpg

peas

[brightpearl]

Hellooooo
Jack and Dorkahontas!
http://www.speakersofbromley.org.uk/images/beatles-waving.gif
porridge

[Dorkahontas]

hiya bp and everyone else! It's absolutely wonderful to see you all!

http://www.hasbro.com/images/cs_mph.jpg


I've been crazy busy with work and didn't know until today ze board, she is back. Hot damn and hallelujah!

[brightpearl]

Veruki!
http://www.aggiesports.com/traditions/howdy.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

HELLO!!!!! back at you! :D It's been a really boooorrring week without you guys to chat with.

[Odbe]

^^ wouldn't want the three on the right to get lost.

[rmr]

hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo!

what is new?

[zero]

how long have you got?

[brightpearl]

I have a new pair of flip-flaps.

[Marcus Bales]

I fixed the door to the upstairs: tightened the hinge at the door and the jamb, tightened the knob, and adjusted the strike plate. Now it opens easily, and closes with just a push. Woo hoo!

[rmr]

wow - thank you - i guess i really don't care!!!

tell me stuff while i pretend to listen ;)

[brightpearl]

The cat came home.

[lukkucairi]

hello kitty :D

I am saying hello to multiple small lacerations courtesy a pair of linesman's pliers and a roll of rebar tie wire.

hellooooooo tincture of iodine!

[zero]

wow - thank you - i guess i really don't care!!!

tell me stuff while i pretend to listen ;)


i ride my little bicycle i bought it at a shop and when i see the big red light i know i have to stop

[brightpearl]

I am saying hello to multiple small lacerations courtesy a pair of linesman's pliers and a roll of rebar tie wire.

hellooooooo tincture of iodine!

Hellooooo green duck!
Tomorrow you will be further "stripped" courtesy of Pearly...

[T.I.P.]

i blew a fuse this morning because of a light bulb. I replaced the bulb, put the fuse back and the light started working again so i went to work. Tonight I noticed that my refrigerator was not working, and my vegetable compratment was full of old freezer water. I went out to find fuses at 10PM, ended up eating sunflower seeds with the guys who hang out in front of my apartment while they explained to me how to rig my fusebox with the aluminum foil from a cigarette pack - "just to make it through the night". I finally managed to buy a pack of real fuses at the epicerie in front of the Church where the dealers hang out.

And when i got home my cottage cheese was still cold ! :)

[Jack Flanders]

What color?

[lukkucairi]

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/puttyworld/paint-hello.jpg

hello from the putty factory

[zero]

see how wack we've all become rmr?

[brightpearl]

i blew a fuse this morning because of a light bulb. I replaced the bulb, put the fuse back and the light started working again so i went to work. Tonight I noticed that my refrigerator was not working, and my vegetable compratment was full of old freezer water. I went out to find fuses at 10PM, ended up eating sunflower seeds with the guys who hang out in front of my apartment while they explained to me how to rig my fusebox with the aluminum foil from a cigarette pack - "just to make it through the night". I finally managed to buy a pack of real fuses at the epicerie in front of the Church where the dealers hang out.

And when i got home my cottage cheese was still cold ! :)

You are the only person I know who has stories like that.

[zero]

i disagree - it's way too too llong

[brightpearl]

hello kitty banana cover
http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-banana-cover.jpg

What? Well, what's on your banana cover, then?

[T.I.P.]

aw....shucks (another sunflower seed)

[T.I.P.]

i disagree - it's way too too llong

cottage cheese has very good thermal properties

[brightpearl]

i disagree - it's way too too llong

No, no, each word and phrase is absolutely necessary to achieve the desired effect. Especially the parts about the cigarette foil, dealers in front of the church and the cottage cheese.

[zero]

look stop all this daft nonsense - you'll frighten rmr away

[lukkucairi]

see how wack we've all become rmr?

I object! I have always been this wack.

[T.I.P.]

dag.

[brightpearl]

look stop all this daft nonsense - you'll frighten rmr away

What do you mean?
I'm not the least bit scary.
http://myspace-465.vo.llnwd.net/00925/56/42/925762465_l.jpg

[zero]

^your new flop flaps are showing

[brightpearl]

Nonsense! I've had cosmetic gynecology services!

[Marcus Bales]

Where's the rhino? I don't see no stinkin' rhino. Hello, rhino!

[Jack Flanders]

:eek:

[brightpearl]

Where's the rhino? I don't see no stinkin' rhino. Hello, rhino!

He's right in front of you!! I swear.

right there!

Look!!

[auntie aubrey]

that....... that's not a pretty lady.....

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.ecpl.lib.oh.us/picarchive/pmanonphonebig.gif

hello

[Marcus Bales]

Hello!

http://iphone-news.eu/wp-content/uploads/iphone_news_eu/iphone_girl.jpg[/EMAIL]

[randy]

http://myspace-465.vo.llnwd.net/00925/56/42/925762465_l.jpg



I have the same shoes!

[brightpearl]

^OH! Then that must be you instead of me!

[Marcus Bales]

HelLO

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/daniel-radcliffe-naked-2-19-07.jpg

[brightpearl]

AAUUGGGGGGH!
MY EYES!

[Marcus Bales]

Personally, I think dimples are cute

[Tunesmith]

It buuurns us, preeciioous...

Sorry, 4 hours of LoTR. :o

If there is ANY justice in this world, than whoever leaked those pictures onto the interweb will burn in the very special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

[Frieda]

hello

[brightpearl]

Frieda!!! Where ya been?!? Hope it was a nice warm beach somewhere...

[Frieda]

just one day on a beach but yes i was on vacation :)

[zero]

.

good tohttp://peninsulaprinting.net/graphics/splat.gif see yourfrieda ness

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i16.tinypic.com/540h2l5.jpg

hell-o

[zero]

http://www.elmslesters.co.uk/exhibitions/imagesfrombrooklynweb/optronpatti.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://www.dotpattern.com/match/pin-up/images/gt-howdy-amigo.jpg

[brightpearl]

:confused:
http://www.historylink.org/db_images/seattle_howdy.jpg

[zero]

.
http://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV71mpbvl-g)

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.piggynero.com/posters/dalai_web.jpg

[Anna]

http://www.colorradio.com/Pictures/jackpot/48003_hello_earth_people.gif

[brightpearl]

Hellooooooooo

Tapanuli!!

[tapanuli]

1477

helloooooooooooo brightpearl...

[zero]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/anniemcc/smilies/wave1.gif

hey bigdogs

[brightpearl]

good to see hide of you, z

[zero]

they're so rubbish

http://www.tonynelsonphoto.com/live/images/polyphonic%20spree%204862.jpg

[Earthling]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u103/jessie1454/10.jpg

[Tunesmith]

1477



For a second, I thought that was seebe's toilet pic... :rolleyes:

Hey, 'monkeys!

[brightpearl]

Howdy Digger!

[zero]

.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/2540073781_b3ee2a682d_o.jpg

[muchojackdaniel]

i wish my girlfriend would wear those boots

[MoJoRiSin]

^ :D boots more beautiful ten feet?

[zero]

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/t/e/tebe_interesno/_tv-av2.gif

[MoJoRiSin]

Patents

U.S. Patent 161,739 -- Transmitter and Receiver for Electric Telegraphs (tuned steel reeds) -- Alexander Graham Bell (April 6, 1875)
U.S. Patent 174,465 -- Telegraphy (Bell's first telephone patent) -- Alexander Graham Bell (March 7, 1876)
U.S. Patent 178,399 -- Telephonic Telegraphic Receiver (vibrating reed) -- Alexander Graham Bell (June 6, 1876)
U.S. Patent 181,553 -- Generating Electric Currents (magneto) -- Alexander Graham Bell (August 29, 1876)
U.S. Patent 186,787 -- Electric Telegraphy (permanent magnet receiver) -- Alexander Graham Bell (January 15, 1877)
U.S. Patent 201,488 -- Speaking Telephone (receiver designs) -- Alexander Graham Bell (March 19, 1878)
U.S. Patent 213,090 -- Electric Speaking Telephone (frictional transmitter) -- Alexander Graham Bell (March 11, 1879)
U.S. Patent 220,791 -- Telephone Circuit (twisted pairs of wire) -- Alexander Graham Bell (October 21, 1879)
U.S. Patent 228,507 -- Electric Telephone Transmitter (hollow ball transmitter) -- Alexander Graham Bell (June 8, 1880)
U.S. Patent 230,168 -- Circuit for Telephone -- Alexander Graham Bell (July 20, 1880)
U.S. Patent 238,833 -- Electric Call-Bell -- Alexander Graham Bell (March 15, 1881)
U.S. Patent 241,184 -- Telephonic Receiver (local battery circuit with coil) -- Alexander Graham Bell (May 10, 1881)
U.S. Patent 244,426 -- Telephone Circuit (cable of twisted pairs) -- Alexander Graham Bell (July 19, 1881)
U.S. Patent 252,576 -- Multiple Switch Board for Telephone Exchanges -- Leroy Firman (Western Electric) (January 17, 1882)
U.S. Patent 474,230 -- Speaking Telegraph (graphite transmitter) -- Thomas Edison
U.S. Patent 203,016 -- Speaking Telephone (carbon button transmitter) -- Thomas Edison
U.S. Patent 222,390 -- Carbon Telephone (carbon granules transmitter) -- Thomas Edison
U.S. Patent 485,311 -- Telephone (solid back carbon transmitter) -- Anthony C. White (Bell engineer)
U.S. Patent 597,062 -- Calling Device for Telephone Exchange (dial) -- A. E. Keith (11 January 1898)
U.S. Patent 3,449,750 -- Duplex Radio Communication and Signalling Appartus -- G. H. Sweigert
U.S. Patent 3,663,762 -- Cellular Mobile Communication System -- Amos Edward Joel (Bell Labs)
U.S. Patent 3,906,166 -- Radio Telephone System (DynaTAC cell phone) -- Martin Cooper et al. (Motorola)

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Hell-oh!

http://chasingdaisy.com/blogimages/naked_mole_rat.jpg

[Brynn]

^ cute thread :)

[Jack Flanders]

^^ I had a Physics teacher who looked like that. he was a real doll! :eek:

[zero]

http://midia.largadoemguarapari.com.br/01assaltante.gif

[12"razormix]

hello ms. NG! :)

[zero]

http://images.krop.com/muller-4976eee064c6.jpg

[12"razormix]

http://www.sitemason.com/files/hx5AIg/faintinggoat.jpg

[zero]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3555/3538598574_f2bc67e1ba_o.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

hi zero
are you safe?
is someone there with you?

[12"razormix]

yes (http://www.youtube.com/v/npFzG2Xupao&hl=de&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1)

[zero]

yeh i'm safe mo. and see, ^ zormix is with me.


thankies for your concern!:)

[zero]

zormix and me
we're under that tree
communing in pleasancee

[MoJoRiSin]

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp5/jefforycloyd/JeffsMySpaceArt/Budha.gif




that is good to heir
thanks for the quick response
i will be back at teatime
tomorrow
until then plese do not get into any
mischief

Love,
Miss Chief


(well i meant hear but heir works)

[zero]

http://www.lamjc.com/local/cache-vignettes/L435xH550/e57a9bdb-3aef7.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

^the buddha greets you warmly?

[MoJoRiSin]

^ ^ that imafe reminded me of
#11 (2)
in this chart v
http://www.sixtysymbols.com/
which, by the way, from where i sit has flipped upside down



also if you flip another like symhol upside down and backwards and put them together
you have something else altogether

ps sorry to have gotten carried away
i am the symbol gal:)

[zero]

^ ^ that imafe reminded me of #11 (2)in this chart vhttp://www.sixtysymbols.com/
which, by the way, from where i sit has flipped upside down also if you flip another like symhol upside down and backwards and put them together
you have something else altogetherps sorry to have gotten carried away
i am the symbol gal:)

http://2.media.tumblr.com/6fmeZsLUrgomalghbI2znZcIo1_400.gif

[MoJoRiSin]

laughing in the face of danger is more
my cup of tea
but if for some reason
if you would prefer to image me levitating
with a mad scientist at the wheel
who may or may be a real person at all
i guess that is your prerogative

before reading you above post
i was all ready to post this image ::

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6077293/2/istockphoto_6077293-child-with-scissors.jpg

[zero]

laughing in the face of danger is more
my cup of tea

^you know, mo that's quite oxymoronic

[MoJoRiSin]

^ oxy moronic
does that mean very moronic
or the opposite of moronic?

ps "SWEETHEART! SCISSORS ARE NOT A TOY !!!"

[zero]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/2476413958_c5da13b81a.jpg

[zero]

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http://www.starke-stueckchen.de/images/schogette_lachen.png









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[12"razormix]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_kfCmm01p0fg/SqaPfc3fCQI/AAAAAAAAB08/xAohy9uBBaU/3893734382_d95ab8f842_o.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpoefhsP891qzpl4ko1_400.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01541/capybara_1541718i.jpg

[Odbe]

Hello twenty-ten :)

[brightpearl]

Hello tc.
I hope you are well.