son of ask a question and answer a new one!

[craig johnston]

why not?

pants

[Tunesmith]

what would you say your greatest source of inspiration is?

well, technically, it wasn't me.

[seebe]

Did you rob a bank or something?

nose drops

[Anna]

what are you putting in your eyes?

peaches, plums and watermealon

[seebe]

What are you giving the bride and groom for their wedding gift?


electric outlet

[Stephi_B]

What's the secret of your gorgeous hair styling?

Found it in the gutter.

[lapietra]

Where did you find that lovely Crrrraig Ferrrrguson?

red-handled scissors

[Odbe]

Do they know what the murder weapon was?


A bucket of sugar.

[seebe]

What do you use to calm your hyper child down?

soap operas

[lapietra]

How do you suggest we teach future generations about the current state of the human race?

ay caramba

[Klynne]

Is speedy Gonzales really the fastest mouse in all of Mexico?

Warts

[seebe]

What is your best physical asset?


roses

[Anna]

what did the doctor give you for your allergies?


tap dancer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

what's the world's 27,336th oldest profession?


in a cereal box

[Jack Flanders]

Where did you find the best ever free toy in the whole, wide world?

Yep, my kid's looking up porn on the internet.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?


stabbed to death with a rolled-up newspapaper

[lapietra]

How would you prefer Karl Rove should meet his maker (and then make that oh so heinous descent)?

beer. Lots and lots of beer.

[Odbe]

Have you arranged child care for tonight?


Four different ways.

[seebe]

how many different ways do you do the missionary position to spice it up?


golf

[T.I.P.]

Could you remove your finger from your throat and repeat that ?


He made a jacket out of it.

[brightpearl]

Hey, where's your roommate's cute little hamster? He's so funny when he runs in the wheel all day.

Partly cloudy with a chance of rattlesnake.

[craig johnston]

how do you like your cocktails?


a bigwig

[TinaBina]

What did the little wig want to be when it grew up?

It was squeezed too hard.

[seebe]

why did your breast augmentation go flat on one side?


cigarettes

[lapietra]

What's the secret ingredient in that fabulously popular new breakfast sandwich all the kids are raving about?

a usb hub

[craig johnston]

what comes after a usa hub?

ant man bee

[seebe]

What were you in your last life, what are you now, and what do you want to be in your next life?


it costs too much

[lapietra]

What is probably the stupidest reason corporations give for not incorporating environmentally conscious practices?

fizzy water

[Odbe]

So what does sewage really taste like?


Maybe one day.

[seebe]

As a semi-expert in astronomy; especially in the fields of moononomy and astrocowology, do you think a cow will ever really jump over the moon?


over simplified

[craig johnston]

how would you like your eggs?


platitudes and cucumber sandwiches

[Klynne]

What is served when you have tea with George Bush?

Barking dogs

[lapietra]

What does that new minimalist piece by Philip Glass remind you of?

dental floss

[craig johnston]

what's your suit made of?


chock full o' nuts

[trisherina]

What did the triage nurse say to the admitting resident when there were no more psychiatric beds?

A twist of lime.

[seebe]

What's the best remedy for a paper cut?


Mork from Ork