saturday night non sequitur

[rmr]

let us speak of all things exciting and new. i'm board and know i won't be asleep for hours. someone say something, good or I'll be left to my photo postings.....i'm going to start looking.

[rmr]

Truth

[rmr]

How to I find you guys?

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[rmr]

ok, i'm blaming the damn euros again for my insomnia. Dickie I see you here, it's all your fault!!!

[dickieC]

Originally posted by rmr
ok, i'm blaming the damn euros again for my insomnia. Dickie I see you here, it's all your fault!!!

nothing to do with me. I went to bed at a sensible time.

[rmr]

well i'm frightened by american politics now.

i don't trust anyone and i'm afraid to close my eyes!!!

[dickieC]

Originally posted by rmr
well i'm frightened by american politics now.

i don't trust anyone and i'm afraid to close my eyes!!!

[montgomery burns]Excellent!![/montgomery burns]

[Red Princess]

how to find guys? are they missing? i see them everywhere i go. oh you mean good ones? i will let you know when i find one. that was a rotten thing to say, for years i went around blaming guys for every darn thing that went bad with a relationship but you know sometimes they really don't know any better,

[rmr]

i so want to go to bed but i can't sleep..........help me!!!

[zero]

peas

[rmr]

*hugs*

[rmr]

fire walk with me always makes me crazed!!

[zero]

there's a bit at the lodge with the strobe effect & big twangy guitar bothers me too

[rmr]

it makes me question things

[zero]

like "what's this pan for?" and "what are you doing with that ladle?" and "is that some peas or a biscuit, or what?" that type of thing?

[rmr]

or why is your hand in your pocket?

[zero]

or "what's that funny <s>smell</s> noise?"

[rmr]

or is that a sound in your head or did a tree fall in the woods?

[zero]

or is an orange actually coloured orange in the black of night, or even tangerine for that matter?

[rmr]

or can a tiger change his stripes or do i need money to matter (i want a milkshake).......special stuff

[zero]

or did that tiger that chased the other animal around the tree so fast that it turned to butter and melted really happen?

[rmr]

it did and my father saw it.....for reals!!! that's why he hates butter

[zero]

why didn't you tell me this before??

[rmr]

he will not eat popcorn

[zero]

i understand where he's coming from because sometimes if i get melted butter on my chin (e.g. corn on the cob) there's a chemical reaction or something and it smells like babies.

[rmr]

exfoliate.........it will help.

[zero]

^good tip - men: always exfoliate before corn on the cob to avoid aftersmelling like babies

[rmr]

also wipe up and smoke exactly one cigarette (don't inhale -vip).....then brush your teeth and tell someone you've got to go while doing a subtle leg kick.....trust me magic will occur

[zero]

that's quite a palaver to avoid smelling like babies

[rmr]

one other thing......make sure you suck on a lemon......just in case you find yourself vexed. lemons were made too stop vexation.....you can do the same thing with songs like "jail house rock" it can help with babies.

[zero]

i think i'll just put up with it

[rmr]

sometimes i get mixed up.....maybe you should hit yourself with sticks and chant "sail away, sail away, sail away"......enya helps the world and stinky babies!!!

[Brynn]

When you finally sleep, do you dream about sleeping without dreaming?

[Jack Flanders]

I think she may still be asleep.

[Brynn]

I love it when I dream that I'm awake.