hello

[JesusTitties]

id like to introduce myself, i am new to this area
hows everyone doing tonight

[JesusTitties]

oh MY GOD 3000 POSTS
THAT WAS MY 3000th POST
OH MY GOD


OH

MY

GOD


HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP

[JesusTitties]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg




Hi, welcome to my little area... come in, sit down, have a coffee.
Or a stiff one, if you prefer. (drink that is, sillynilly)

Make yourself at home, lets see whats on the boob tube.
Can i get you a snack?

[JesusTitties]

No thanks, man im fine. I just ate actually.
Listen, can i ask you a favor?

[JesusTitties]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg



Yeah man, shoot... im all ears dude

[JesusTitties]

do you think you could toss a shirt on?
i dont mind getting it for you, if you prefer to stay seated

[JesusTitties]

http://buckeyebanter.com/myspace/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

You know what man?
You have some nerve coming into my house and telling me to put a shirt on.

Forget it, ill get it myself.

BRB

[JesusTitties]

thanks bro

ill have that beer now actually

[JesusTitties]

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while im up here, im gonna grab a shower
make yourself at home

[JesusTitties]

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actually man,
im heading out - ill catch you later, i see you're busy.

[lapietra]

:)

[Anna]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/dec%2019%20present.jpg
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I brought you something!

[Anna]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg

what?!

[Anna]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/dec%2019%20present.jpg

Here, Open it!

[Anna]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1051832/2/istockphoto_1051832_fat_man.jpg
HEY! ANYONE WANT SOMETHING FROM THE FRIDGE?!

[Anna]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg
YEAH! GET ME A BEER!

[Anna]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1051832/2/istockphoto_1051832_fat_man.jpg

I THINK WE'RE ALL OUT OF BEER!

[Anna]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/dec%2019%20present.jpg
I'll have a tab if you got one...

[Anna]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1051832/2/istockphoto_1051832_fat_man.jpg
WHAT!?

[Anna]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/dec%2019%20present.jpg
I SAID I'LL HAVE A TAB!
IF YOU GOT ONE!

[Anna]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5285/2551bigub9.jpg
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

[Anna]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg
Who's There?!

DOORS OPEN!

[Anna]

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Hey Guys!

[lapietra]

roflol :D

[JesusTitties]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg


OH MY GOD CLOSE THE DOOR QUICK
dont let that ass hole in
and where the hell did my shirt go i just put it on 10 minutes ago

[JesusTitties]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/dec%2019%20present.jpg


OK i closed it, he's not coming in dont worry. There isnt enough room on your couch with you on it, for him to jump and dance.
Since you arent coming to open your present ill open it for you

[JesusTitties]

http://www.shiola.co.uk/images/manties.jpg

SURPRISE

I GOT YOU SOME MANTIES

[JesusTitties]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg

........................................im sorry?

[JesusTitties]

http://www.shiola.co.uk/images/manties.jpg


MANTIES I GOT YOU MANTIES

[JesusTitties]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f135/joebloe1116/RosspickingChersnose.jpg

CHER OH MY GOD
i love cher,
why do you have a picture of her on your wall??

[JesusTitties]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg

I love cher too
listen before we start the yimmer yammer can you go into the kitchen and make sure my dog finished his meal he isnt allowed to leave the table until he finishes everything

[JesusTitties]

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OK!

[JesusTitties]

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[JesusTitties]

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WOAH HEY PUPPY
Hi Im Ross!

[JesusTitties]

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ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

[JesusTitties]

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/rossmatthewsnbc04.jpg

Sooooo... awkwardd... umm....

[Anna]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?!

[Anna]

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/rossmatthewsnbc04.jpg
Well...

[Anna]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/TV%20omg.jpg

[Anna]

http://www.patriots-australia.com/images/reports/Oh_My_God_Bloke!!!!!.jpg
WHAT?!

[Anna]

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/TV%20omg.jpg
I think... I think... I think he's dreaming.

[Anna]

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[Odbe]

http://www.wbnq.com/Pool-003.jpg
no, really, just ask this kid

[Pixie Cherries]

oops, wrong thread...

[Odbe]

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/TS/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/C0023/C0023281/C0023281.jpg
HEY! Whatchoo doin' round here? You gotta problem with my watermarks? Well do ya? Huh? Huh?

[rapscalious rob]

http://img17.imagevenue.com/loc1100/th_85221_naked_fat_man_122_1100lo.jpg (http://img17.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=85221_naked_fat_man_122_1100lo.jpg)
STOP MOVING AROUND SO MUCH, OR I'LL CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION.

[grumpybumpas]

(Well hi there.)

My name is Ray and i'm here to say that i am pleased to meet you all here today.

(New kid on the block,just waiving a hand.)

[brightpearl]

Uh uh. There's gonna be an ass-whoopin'.
:D