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[lapietra]

HELLO????

....LO????

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It's Monday... where is everybody?
:confused:

[Red Princess]

i think i am getting a cold, sniffle sniffle

[lapietra]

Poor boobalah....

Drink lots of water... and find a store that sells Emergen-C or Airborne... start taking it right away... it should knock that cold on its butt. :D

[dinzdale]

Today is really weird .......




.........nobody here but us mice.

[Red Princess]

my throat hurts, i am getting a headache, i am surrounded by germ infested people who don't have enough sense to stay home when they are sick

[lapietra]

*skweeeeeeeeeek*!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Hello, my name is Dinzdale *shuffle* and I'm a cheese addict.

*ahem*
It started at a party, and er after a while, um, some of the guys, had this *ahem* cheese board...and , um, pretty soon someone gave me some brie, and before you now it *cough* me and some of the others are squeeking .....

[Red Princess]

muenster, cheddar, edam, swiss, brie, makes no difference as long as it's cheese, i once sold my mother's car for a camembert

[Frieda]

who's that? mrs dinz #6?

[dinzdale]

I'm drooling.....but I wont say what for......

[Red Princess]

aahhh, velveeta makes the the best mac and cheese

[rmr]

I'm gone one day and Dinz's is off to wife # 6. I'm insulted, hurt, broken, disguested, I feel used and thrown away.

[dinzdale]

It was the cheese I tell you ! ! They made me do it !
It was that Canadian Emmenthal pusher who waved the stuff at me .......


Forgive me Rims?

*squeek*...ooops sorry...

[rmr]

umm hmmm, don't blame the canandian. we're old friends now and she'll tell me the truth.

I guess all I can say is it was fun while it lasted. I always knew you'd break my heart. (trying to make him feel REALLY bad).

[noxxville]

poor rimmie......how could you be so cruel dinz?


bastard

[rmr]

Look at how nice you are Noxx. I always knew you were a sweetheart.

[dinzdale]

Didnt take much for you to get over it Rimmer?

After all you promised me .....

That's right noxx - sweep up the left-overs...

[rmr]

Yes, dear, what did I promise you?

Remember what you promised me???

Noxx, have I told you how good you look today *wink, wink*

[dinzdale]

You've forgotten already....tcuh !

...just name him/her after me would you at least do that?

...and if you dont remember that you were drunker than I thought...

[rmr]

I wasn't drunk, dinz. If I remember correctly you slipped me a roofie. I remember the promise alrightie. But I also, remember you swearing of cheese, if that's what your calling it these days.

And of course it'll be named dinzie jr. i wouldn't want it any other way.

[noxxville]

Originally posted by rmr
Yes, dear, what did I promise you?

Remember what you promised me???

Noxx, have I told you how good you look today *wink, wink*

Why no you hadn't rmr, but thank you.

[dinzdale]

I'll quit for you and Dinzie Jr.....I promise.
No more mozarella for me. I shall shun Stilton. I give up Gouda.

.....we could call it Rimzdale if it's a girl.....

[rmr]

I thought we were going to call it fanny?

[rmr]

and noxx you look great, have you been working out? Also, is that Beale's speedo you're wearing? He told me it's gone missing?

[dinzdale]

Beale's speedo is too tight for anyone else over the age of 14.


ps.Yes ..Fanny is good.

[rmr]

That's why you think, dinz.

I think Noxx looks great in it.

You still haven't answered me about Fanny? I like it, Fanny Dinzdale, works for me.

There'd be
Mr. "I need alota Cheese" Dinzdale
Mrs. Rimmer Dinzdale and their daughter
Fanny Dinzdale.

[dinzdale]

Sounds spiffey to me Rimster....
They will write epic poems about our Fanny and her awesome adventures .....



...right, got to go to Cheese Annonymous, (new leaf turned), and I'll see all you tomorrow.

[rmr]

Peg, are you trying to throw that in my face.

That's the life I imagined for me and my dinz....he'd come home from work and I show him cheese. I thought we'd be so happy. I thought he'd love my cheese.

[rmr]

well no, I'm glad you showed him the cheese today. i know now that he can't settle for one kind of cheese.

so i'm taking my cheese to get grated else where.

[rmr]

well dinz, take a look at me know. I'm all post break-up "girls gone wild", i'm sharing my cheese with everyone.http://www.bestofkitchens.com/image/fondu.jpg

[moel]

mmmmm...cheese.....really hot

[rmr]

thank you moel. you're my new tadpole boyfriend....I hear that's becoming quite the trend....don't tell dinz though.

[Red Princess]

i go hobe sick wid a code for one day and my true lub dinz godes off and gets mawwied to sobeond else and diborced alweddy, i need more nyquil ride dow or i will be so depressed, dinz huddy, wud hapnd to us and da widdle cheese puffs we were gonna make? snif snif snif

[rmr]

(ummmmmmmm) of course not. i would never do that, at least I don't think I would?

Remember Dinz threw me aside.

[rmr]

oh now, I would never do that *crossing fingers behind back*, just remember that!!!

[cheapskinnywhor]

Originally posted by rmr
oh now, I would never do that *crossing fingers behind back*, just remember that!!!

Just because your my elder doesn't mean you can poke. :D

slurpies from 7/11 I love california

[rmr]

hey cheapskinnywhor -- define poke????

[cheapskinnywhor]

Originally posted by rmr
hey cheapskinnywhor -- define poke????

*clears throat*

also called Pokeberry, or Pokeweed (species Phytolacca americana), strong-smelling shrublike plant with a poisonous root resembling that of a horseradish. It has white flowers and reddish black berries and leaves that often are red-veined or borne on red leafstalks. The berries contain a red dye used to colour wine, candies, cloth, and paper. Poke is native to wet or sandy areas of eastern North…

(or)

poke check

NOUN: A check in ice hockey in which a defender uses the blade of the stick to push the puck off the stick of an opponent.

(possibly)

to prod or push, esp. with something narrow or pointed, as a finger, elbow, stick, etc. to thrust or push. to thrust obtrusively

(assumed)

Poking me

[rmr]

I like your answers, cheapskinnywhor, I like them quite a bit.

[lapietra]

meee too!!!
Post more, post more!! :D

[rmr]

I also like to type out, CheapSkinnywhor....

[cheapskinnywhor]

Originally posted by rmr
I also like to type out, CheapSkinnywhor....

wannabe... I try to live up to the name but my morals sometimes get in the way.

[rmr]

It's still fun to type out.....welcome you cheapskinnyho.....nice to meet'cha.

I am rimmer and it's not what you think, I'm stuck on those damn morals too. I HATE that.

[Red Princess]

HA morals, didt stob u frum stealing by dinz away wed i had to go hobe wid a code, sniff sniff, all our widdle cheeze puffs, just a dream.....

[cheapskinnywhor]

Originally posted by Red Princess
HA morals, didt stob u frum stealing by dinz away wed i had to go hobe wid a code, sniff sniff, all our widdle cheeze puffs, just a dream.....

for you
yes you

[rmr]

Them are fighting words.....everyone knows that I'm the next Mrs. Dinz....R.P. has taken way too much medication today.

All this talk of Dinz deceiving has made me want to forgive me.

I love Dinz!!!

[cheapskinnywhor]

Originally posted by rmr
Them are fighting words.....everyone knows that I'm the next Mrs. Dinz....R.P. has taken way too much medication today.

All this talk of Dinz deceiving has made me want to forgive me.

I love Dinz!!!

[rmr]

moel ---- shhhhhhh!!!!

(remember he's not supposed to know)

Thank god he's old, maybe he won't hear this.

[rmr]

let's hope he's going blind too

I love you Dinzie baby, sorry about the row we had today. I promise to make Mac and Cheese for dinner tomorrow night!!

that should keep him happy

[cheapskinnywhor]

Originally posted by moel
..what if he notices our "user text" and "signature" match???

:rolleyes:

[rmr]

oh he'll never put it together. He'll be too busy enjoying his mac and cheese. I know how to keep him happy!!!

[rmr]

watch this

Hey Dinz, it's me Rimmer, Look what I got...psst...over here


http://gretchen.pirillo.com/archives/cheese.jpg

[dinzdale]

*waking up*

Sniff....sniff....
*dereamily* Oh no, your Highness, I couldnt eat another piece of that feta ....

*waking up*

Huh ? What ??
Was I dreaming....
Aw man....my mouth tastes like I ate a whole pound of Parmegan ...

Coffee ! ! ! !

[rmr]

Just what I thought....show him cheese and he doesn't notice a thing. I think this relationship's going to work.

[Red Princess]

*sniffle* hey, what happened? i dreamed that i was married to dinz and we were making cheese puffs...? and something about fondue, i am so confused

[rmr]

I feel a bit like this today.....

http://www.cs.brown.edu/people/spapp/photos/superstar%20-%20bed%20jumping.jpg

[dinzdale]

Okay, why are your nipple tassles on the wall?
...and why are your best pink undies up there behind you too?

[rmr]

oh go eat your cheese.

[Red Princess]

this is velveeta, look on page 1