For Everyone Still in Need of a Costume:

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7584/behoytmaskkituf4.jpg
As a newer member of this community I offer up myself...
Be Hoyt Mask Kit
Directions:
Print image on cardstock or laminateprinted image.
Cut on doted lines
Punch eye holes
Attache ribbon to sides where marked with X
Put mask on to hide real identity.
Run around like a monkey and scare as many children as you can.

[auntie aubrey]

you didn't create any holes for breathing.

i like breathing. i'm not willing to stop, not even for candy.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

But that's what makes it scary.

[auntie aubrey]

i'm just not on board with your concept. perhaps if you made a presentation of it over in the pecha kucha (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=12560) thread i could be persuaded to participate in your halloween shenanigans.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

*Grumble*

Fine.
*closes office door so as to look busy*