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auntie aubrey
11-04-2007, 11:10 PM
i was scanning the latest batch of spambot thread titles and i was thinking it would be difficult to consciously and purposely string together such utter nonsense. they read like dada zen koans.

keep 'em clean. or clean-ish. or whatever, i'm not the boss of you.

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11-04-2007, 11:12 PM
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11-04-2007, 11:13 PM
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11-04-2007, 11:14 PM
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11-05-2007, 06:58 AM
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11-05-2007, 07:24 AM
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a coherent sentence with two, er, sort of metaphors - wtf! :rolleyes:


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brightpearl
11-05-2007, 10:12 AM
This is brilliant, auntie. Just yesterday I saw one entitled, "pornoviglie" and was wondering if that's a type of pasta.

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11-05-2007, 03:04 PM
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11-05-2007, 09:32 PM
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11-05-2007, 09:47 PM
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11-06-2007, 03:11 AM
these are really making me giggle :)

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11-07-2007, 12:32 AM
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11-07-2007, 02:36 AM
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11-07-2007, 06:30 PM
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11-07-2007, 06:33 PM
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11-07-2007, 07:01 PM
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11-07-2007, 07:02 PM
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11-07-2007, 07:44 PM
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11-08-2007, 09:47 AM
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11-08-2007, 09:48 AM
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11-08-2007, 09:53 AM
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11-08-2007, 09:55 AM
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11-08-2007, 11:18 AM
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11-09-2007, 03:53 AM
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11-09-2007, 07:44 AM
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11-09-2007, 04:23 PM
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11-09-2007, 06:43 PM
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11-09-2007, 10:02 PM
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11-10-2007, 04:16 AM
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11-11-2007, 10:24 PM
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11-12-2007, 03:12 AM
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11-12-2007, 07:28 AM
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auntie aubrey
11-15-2007, 03:32 PM
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Angry Kid Hoyt
11-15-2007, 03:37 PM
^^^ what's scary is it was taken from "Name Your poison (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=11643)" thread it seems...

Now, does anyone know how to make a Tokeanafege Toddy? I'm throwing a party next time 'round, and I want to impress.
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Bots are gittin' smarter, Pa ! :eek:

Angry Kid Hoyt
11-15-2007, 03:39 PM
Though he is affected in a way he always ends up...

brightpearl
11-15-2007, 03:55 PM
^^^ what's scary is it was taken from "Name Your poison (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=11643)" thread it seems...

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Bots are gittin' smarter, Pa ! :eek:

Nah, other way 'round. That thread got posted every five minutes for a while (instead of every 10 :rolleyes:), so I was kidding about it. Here (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=12147&highlight=tokeanefege).

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11-15-2007, 04:20 PM
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Angry Kid Hoyt
11-15-2007, 04:22 PM
Nah, other way 'round. That thread got posted every five minutes for a while (instead of every 10 :rolleyes:), so I was kidding about it. Here (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=12147&highlight=tokeanefege).

Ah, hah...
<---slow on the uptake & quick to jump to conclusions.

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11-16-2007, 10:58 PM
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11-20-2007, 08:50 AM
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(I'm just gonna post the spam titles I get in my Yahoo! mailbox...)

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