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Coffee
11-27-2007, 01:22 AM
On the First day of Kwanza my Posee gave to me,

A wide screen flat plasma tv.


On the Second day of...




Yay/Groan, it's time to do this again, try to keep/Keep it in the meter of original song (so we can sing it of course), replacing stuff with your own wierds/words.
Angry Kid Hoyt
11-27-2007, 02:01 PM
Oh, I can see this going awfully wrong.
Or am I just so culturally paranoid that I am making more of it than I should.
Coffee
11-27-2007, 02:55 PM
Personally, i think you are making too much of it...let me try again.

On the second day of Solstice a Wiccan gave to me.

Two hemp sweaters.
Angry Kid Hoyt
11-27-2007, 03:56 PM
Now I understand.

On the third day of Festivus my ubergeek friend gave to me three 100% Domestically Produced and Manufactured 100% Recyclable Alluminum Festivus Poles....
brightpearl
11-27-2007, 04:02 PM
On the fourth day of Tokeanefege, Authorntuhkat gave to me four Spam jello salads....
Hyakujo's Fox
11-29-2007, 06:59 AM
on the fifth day of O-ban a hacker sent to me.... five standard pings.
daverbee
11-29-2007, 09:38 AM
On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a meteorologist gave to me four more months of winter.
seebe
11-29-2007, 06:38 PM
On the seventh day of Eid an Imam gave to me...7 days to convert.
T.I.P.
11-29-2007, 08:34 PM
on the eighth day of abstinence, a Mormon gave to me...8 STD's
Coffee
11-30-2007, 01:22 AM
On the ninth day of tax season my accountant gave to me

9 fat deductions.
l'azizza
11-30-2007, 02:50 AM
On the tenth day of Hanukkah, my Jewish friend gave to me,
ten pairs of tube socks and a nick knack from the dollar store.

9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
and a wide screen flat plasma tv.
Coffee
12-01-2007, 02:17 PM
On the 11th day of Ski holiday Break my doctor gave to me,
11 mended bones

10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.
Coffee
12-07-2007, 01:05 PM
On the 12th day of frenzied shopping my Credit Card Co. gave to me,

12 days to pay off a tripled credit rate

11 mended bones
10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.
Brynn
12-08-2007, 06:53 PM
On the first Friday of the month my mean boss gave to me

A notice that I'm laid off...
l'azizza
12-09-2007, 01:10 AM
Oh Brynn for reals?

You know what this mean? You're due for something better.
Coffee
12-10-2007, 02:04 PM
Gear shift time thanks to Brynn.
Please replace the dots this time.

On the 12th day of job hunting Brynn's resume got her:

12 job offers
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After the sucky friday she got laid off.
Coffee
12-14-2007, 01:15 PM
On the 12th day of job hunting Brynn's resume got her:

12 job offers
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9 retirement plans
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5 HMOs
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After the sucky friday she got laid off.
Marcus Bales
12-14-2007, 01:23 PM
On the 12th day of job hunting Brynn's resume got her:

12 job offers
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9 retirement plans
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5 HMOs
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2 mazel tovs
After the sucky friday she got laid off.