★ this is useful ★

[zero]

.

this is useful:is it christmas? (http://www.isitchristmas.com/)

[Frieda]

ah, thank you for your kind assistance in this matter

i see there's also an rss feed-- very useful indeed!

[β cyg]

useful my arse :mad:

[zero]

she said "rss" not "arse"

[Frieda]

:rolleyes:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I can't get past the first level. :(

[Anna]

.
this is useful:is it christmas? (http://www.isitchristmas.com/)

I've received 3 e-mails linked to this site, why?!

[priceyfatprude]

.

this is useful:is it christmas? (http://www.isitchristmas.com/)That gave me a good chuckle.

[zero]

still not christmas

[lukkucairi]

you might find a different answer here (http://www.theb.org/~bill/8ball/)

[brightpearl]

or here (http://www.alwayschristmas.com/).

*shudder*

[Hyakujo's Fox]

nup

[zero]

how about now?

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[T.I.P.]

:D

[Tunesmith]

Screw christmas...I'm excited about seeing what happens at isitchristmas.com!

[Jaime]

I've seen this on Facebook. Makes me laugh.

[zero]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BbL9Vsobx8I&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BbL9Vsobx8I&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

^that's malcolm middleton, ex arab strap. hails from the same hometown as me.

apparently this record he's made is on its way to becoming no.1 at christmas in this land.

which gives me a happy.

[lukkucairi]

^^ feckkin straight!

that made my morning. thanks :D

[zero]

.

this is useful:is it christmas? (http://www.isitchristmas.com/)

[xfox]

Not as useful as a new avatar, but yes.

[zero]

this is useful:tony-b machine (http://www.tony-b.org/)

[Frieda]

^that is extremely useful-- thank you for your kind assistance

now hang on while i kick some ass

[lukkucairi]

THIS (http://www.papertoilet.com/) is useful

just in case you run out.

[Tunesmith]

this is useful: kitty wigs (http://www.kittywigs.com/index.html)

[Odbe]

This (http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-do-the-Bokko-dance-11193) is useful to get a date.

[brightpearl]

*brightpearl entertains grave concerns about the men Odbe is dating*

This is useful:
How to fold an elephant (http://www.wikihow.com/Fold-a-Towel-Elephant).

[Odbe]

^ :eek: You seriously just made my day. In a big way. And the 'Related Wikis' section at the bottom just made my week.

(Yes, you should be worried about anyone who would date me - dancing or no.)

[zero]

this is :eek:seful:black mirror (http://www.rorrimkcalb.com/arcadefire.html)

[trisherina]

Lived up to the standard of the Neon Bible one.

[Brynn]

really useful (http://www.box7box.com/tinygrow.html)

[brightpearl]

^I've been addicted to that for a whole year. A still shot of it was my avatar for a while.

[trisherina]

useful (http://jacksonpollock.org/)

[Jack Flanders]

^^^^ OH TRISH!!! I've found my love!!! SOOO awesome.

[trisherina]

:cool:

[zero]

.

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.

[zero]

( delete adult scrolls conflict for

programming made easy with windows vista speech-recognition

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KyLqUf4cdwc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KyLqUf4cdwc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://qntm.org/files/board/current.png (http://qntm.org/?board)

[Frieda]

this is useful: werbung gegen realität (http://www.pundo3000.com/werbunggegenrealitaet3000.htm)

the real product vs. the product as advertised on the packaging

cute, here's your rice: http://www.pundo3000.com/htms/7.htm


and a little clip on youtube:
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[zero]

... here's your rice: http://www.pundo3000.com/htms/7.htm

poor little pea all alone


(i browsed them all btw and i must say those are some delicious-looking food products you are having for your TEATIMES there in the hollandlands)

[zero]

http://www.pundo3000.com/htms/63.htm

grüne bohnens - my favourite

[Frieda]

oh these are all from our Nachbarn in the east-- although we do have some of them too.. kinder and some of the maggi stuff!

[zero]

the thread's acting funny

[Brynn]

^me too

[Frieda]

^ that's not useful at all

[brightpearl]

hey you
this is useful
http://www.ocalynchburg.com/images/DV-cycle.gif

[brightpearl]

The Wayback Machine (http://www.archive.org/index.php)

"The Internet Archive is building a digital library of Internet sites and other cultural artifacts in digital form. Like a paper library, we provide free access to researchers, historians, scholars, and the general public."

[brightpearl]

A Study of The Galaxy Song (http://ephemeris.sjaa.net/0312/b.html)

[zero]

.

this is useful:streaming white noise (http://www.simplynoise.com/)

[trisherina]

variations (http://whitenoisemp3s.com/sounds-like/no-music)

[zero]

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[Frieda]

very useful:
the amazing shit box (http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/)
http://static2.shopify.com/s/files/1/0013/3152/files/pop-fold-shit-stool.gif

[Brynn]

The Ultimate Guide To Rock, Paper, Scissors (http://iceland.sportsontheweb.net/shore/rpc-guide/)

[Brynn]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GfPJeDssBOM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GfPJeDssBOM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[lukkucairi]

what do you want to say to Norway? (http://oddstrument.com/2008/08/06/call-this-number/)

[Frieda]

the napbook (http://hafsteinnjuliusson.com/index.php?/projects/contact/)

[zero]

.

this is useful:has the large hadron collider destroyed the earth? (http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/)

[MoJoRiSin]

Wow that invention is really cool !!
But I still don't understand how it will make life on earth more livable
for instance, if there is a global drought will it be able to feed us?
I remember reading about this thing in one of Dan Brown's novels
but I can't remember what it's for...
What's it used for exactly?
Thanks in advance ;)

[Frieda]

oh it's almost happening isn't it??

well, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

[MoJoRiSin]

;)
by the way, eyeballs (fishes and all the rest)
did not evolve out of slime
if you don't believe me than go here:

google
eye construction
and
choose first choice

[MoJoRiSin]

No matter what happens, even if we obliterate ourselves and our planet there will never be
.only rocks here....

[MoJoRiSin]

^that is useful
to keep in mind

[brightpearl]

.

this is useful:has the large hadron collider destroyed the earth? (http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/)

Ah, but they haven't collided anything inside it yet...just been spinning things 'round. It'll be a few months yet before the dolphins are off.

[Frieda]

ooh an lhc webcam!

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

If you like reading/listening to novels you can do either or both here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/exclusions/alexandermccallsmith/nosplit/alexandermccallsmith.xml

It's a novel being born, written by Alexander McCall Smith, a new chapter on every workday for the next 20 weeks.

So far three days have passed, but you can download the first three chapters from there, too.

[β cyg]

ooh an lhc webcam!
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

:mad: that gave me A BIG FRIGHT!!

[Frieda]

tee hee :D

[trisherina]

Useful if you lack the technology to freeze-frame (http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=1).

[trisherina]

Seave the handle (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f44/JoeyJoeyPP/?action=view&current=0601082258-1.jpg)

[Brynn]

useful:Anti-theft (http://www.skforlee.com/independent_work/lunch_bag.html)

[brightpearl]

For poetry purposes. (http://www.skorks.com/2008/10/here-are-some-words-that-rhyme-with-orange/)

[MoJoRiSin]

^:D :D :D


montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative

[brightpearl]

In case you can't sleep for wondering (http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php).

[Brynn]

^thank you :)

[Brynn]

50 things everyone should know how to do (http://www.marcandangel.com/2008/06/02/50-things-everyone-should-know-how-to-do/)

[Frieda]

5. Drive a Manual Transmission Vehicle

hee hee hee :D silly americans :D

[magdalen]

This is in Dutch (sorry, no translated pages yet) but for me very useful and beautifull! It creates a moment of standstill for me :)
http://www.tekensvanleven.nl/teken42.htm

[brightpearl]

http://media.techeblog.com/elephant//ul/22207-450x-l_1.jpg

less space
less breakable

[Frieda]

This is in Dutch (sorry, no translated pages yet) but for me very useful and beautifull! It creates a moment of standstill for me :)
http://www.tekensvanleven.nl/teken42.htm

thank you :)

[Brynn]

this is sort of useful but only sort of:gallop (http://blogoscoped.com/files/stripes.html)

[Frieda]

^definitely classified as useful :)

[lukkucairi]

from wiki, in case you ever forget how to tell left from right:

>>In order to figure out which hand is which you will need a clock, a compass, and the sun. Face the sun and check the compass. In the northern hemisphere, before noon, the compass points to your left hand. After noon, it points to your right.

[zero]

http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/10/6/16/8a296ec62db4d7c4171bf598961ae184.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://twittervision.com/maps/show_3d

[Frieda]

http://www.xeno-canto.org/europe/

[zero]

^:)

<object width="25" height="25"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fXiOwqMEUC0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fXiOwqMEUC0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="25" height="25"></embed></object>@1:50

[zero]

this is useful:photofunia (http://photofunia.com/)


incorporate your uploaded photo into another image


e.g.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3403/3334023222_c20efc7e77_o.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2h4ztbq.jpg

now that's enigmatic!

[trisherina]

:) (http://robertsabuda.com/popmakesimple.asp)

[treekisser]

Here's a computer utility for removing virus and cleaning your screen at the same time:

http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

[trisherina]

"Do I have pig flu?" (http://www.doihavepigflu.com/)

[trisherina]

yes yes (http://www.zombo.com/)

[Jack Flanders]

yyeess yyeess

[Brynn]

this is useful:how to make entrails (http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/journal/how-to-make-entrails/)

[lukkucairi]

^ for the zombie extravaganza coming up at the end of this month yes, that is VERY useful :)

[zero]

... for the ...

<object width="280" height="230"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMNry4PE93Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMNry4PE93Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="280" height="230"></embed></object>

[Frieda]

this is useful: the P450 Drug Interaction Table

http://medicine.iupui.edu/clinpharm/ddis/table.asp

[Frieda]

http://lady.brando.com.hk/prod_img/zoom/LBEUT005500_01_L.jpg

led ear cleaner (http://lady.brando.com.hk/led-ear-cleaner_p00174c0001d001.html)

only 6,50 us dollars

a bargain, i say!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How does it work? Does it melt the earwax? And then it flows out? Where?

[Frieda]

^oh i don't think it's that sophisticated-- i think it's a visual aid to help you remove other people's earwax :eek::D

[Jack Flanders]

http://kahikikiki.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/qtips.jpg Just do it!!!

[Frieda]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2i6gn4m.jpg

[Brynn]

Personal soundtrack shirt (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/a5bf/)

[Brynn]

Are you tone deaf? (http://musicianbrain.com/#index)

[zero]

this is ♪♪♪ful:inudge (http://inudge.net/index.en.html)

[brightpearl]

^love that. Helps me that it's nearly foolproof.

This is useful:
Haiku Generator (http://www.everypoet.com/haiku/default.htm)

[zero]

more ♪♪♪ful:tonematrix (http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix)

[Jack Flanders]

This is for you all getting off the desk chair and shakin' it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SXjk7-FdQ&NR=1

[trisherina]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBiZL3bHNMQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBiZL3bHNMQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Frieda]

^is there any other way?? :confused:

[brightpearl]

How to Suck at Facebook (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck)

a bit of nsfw language...

[zero]

^'the rash' certainly isnie exclusive to facebook, is it now, hmm? (not looking at anyone in particular..)

[brightpearl]

^give it a rub
and I'm given to understand there's ointment available
best not to speak of it further, dearie

----------------------

Herein is the proper pace at which to administer the cardio part of CPR
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"Another One Bites the Dust" also works, but the sentiment is less helpful.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

[brightpearl]

The Art of Manliness (http://artofmanliness.com/)

plenty of interest to tomboys, as well :p

[brightpearl]

This to That (http://www.thistothat.com/)

tell it what 2 things you have, and it'll tell you what glue to use
:)

[Brynn]

this is ♪♪♪ful:inudge (http://inudge.net/index.en.html)
<object width="390" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.inudge.net/nudge.swf" /><param name="wmode" value="window" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8k99" /><embed src="http://embed.inudge.net/nudge.swf" flashvars="id=8k99" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="390" height="400"></embed></object>

[Brynn]

this is useful:
envisioning the size of the BP Oil Disaster (http://www.ifitwasmyhome.com/#loc=Paris%2C%20France&lat=48.8566667&lng=2.3509871&x=2.3509871&y=48.8566667&z=7)
just plug in your own address...you can zoom in just like google maps.

[brightpearl]

Instructions for sewing this dress out of two plain old rectangles of 1 yard of just about any kind of fabric, with just a few straight seams. (http://mywakingmemories.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/how-to-make-the-le-sac-dress/)

http://verbazend.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sf_sac-jpg.jpeg

[ironicgoose]

This might be useful someday (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrafugia_Transition)

[Brynn]

Drowning doesn't look like drowning (http://mariovittone.com/2010/05/154/)

[lukkucairi]

ABCDEF (http://www.neopagan.net/ABCDEF.html)

[Brynn]

Are you hungry? (candy edition) (http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/What-Should-I-Eat-Candy.jpghttp://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/What-Should-I-Eat-Candy.jpg)

[zero]

^no worky

[MoJoRiSin]

That's funny.... IT WORKED FOR ME !! :)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What do you write like? (http://iwl.me/) - if you want to think highly of yourself, copy and paste a section of your blog here

What do you write like? (http://www.richardclegg.org/write/) - if you are unafraid of facing the truth, copy and paste a section of your blog here

[zero]

i entered my last 146 or so pms to zormix and it told me that i write like charles dickens. i'm not sure how i feel about this. then i pasted zormix's replies and apparently they were written very much in the style of j. r. r. tolkien.

[brightpearl]

I entered a letter I wrote to my best friend when her mother died, and it said it was most like Margaret Atwood.

I don't know whether I ususally write like that, but if I were going to choose someone to comfort my friend in such a time of despair, Margaret Atwood would be a good choice.

[12"razormix]

hahahahahahahahaha!
apparently, i write like edgar allen poe :D

( i pasted the confirmation of my last hotel reservation )

[trisherina]

<!-- Begin I Write Like Badge -->
<div style="overflow:auto;border:2px solid #ddd;font:20px/1.2 Arial,sans-serif;width:380px;padding:5px; background:#F7F7F7; color:#555"><img src="http://s.iwl.me/w.png" style="float:right" width="120"><div style="padding:20px; border-bottom:1px solid #eee; text-shadow:#fff 0 1px"> I write like<br><a href="http://iwl.me/w/31398c21" style="font-size:30px;color:#698B22;text-decoration:none">Cory Doctorow</a></div><p style="font-size:11px; text-align:center; color:#888"><em>I Write Like</em> by Mémoires, <a href="http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/" style="color:#888">Mac journal software</a>. <a href="http://iwl.me" style="color:#333; background:#FFFFE0"><b>Analyze your writing!</b></a></p></div>
<!-- End I Write Like Badge -->

I pasted in the diary I've kept since the wee Maus was born, about 150 pages.

[brightpearl]

Inspired by Lady razormix's hotel confirmation experiment, I entered some lines of dialogue from Ned Flanders (hey-didellly-ho, etc.),
FULLY expecting that it should conclude Dylan Thomas,
and it also said Edgar Allen Poe.

:mad:

[brightpearl]

Hee hee hee

I entered the poetic waxings of our friend the like/such as girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww), and it said David Foster Wallace.

hahahhahahaha

as if...

I mean, that girl didn't have one single footnote.

[Frieda]

<!-- Begin I Actually Write Like Badge --><div style="overflow:auto;border:2px solid #ddd;font:20px/1.2 Arial,sans-serif;width:380px;padding:5px; background:#F7F7F7; color:#555"><img src="http://www.richardclegg.org/write/poo.png" style="float:right" width="120"><div style="padding:20px; border-bottom:1px solid #eee; text-shadow:#fff 0 1px">I <b>actually</b> write like<br><span style="font-size:30px; color:#698B22">a moonstruck lunatic possibly actually wearing a straightjacket</span></div><p style="font-size:11px; text-align:center; color:#888"><em>I Actually Write Like</em> <a href="http://www.richardclegg.org/write/" style="color:#333; background:#FFFFE0"><b>Analyze your writing!</b></a></p></div>

finally someone who understands me :p

[12"razormix]

dostoyevsky writes like leo tolstoy :eek:

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ it's the translator's fault! :p

[MoJoRiSin]

^^^^^^^^^ "don't leave the path"

[brightpearl]

So you need a typeface... (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/76Ycya/inspirationlab.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/soyouneedatypeface.jpg)

[Brynn]

Trying again...

What should I eat? (Candy Edition) (http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/What-Should-I-Eat-Candy.jpg)

[MoJoRiSin]

^Brynn, that is hilarious....
"Is it Christmas?" too funny : )

[Coffee]

^^
I <3 that there are no links to candy corn, and whatever those peanuts things I cba to try are.

[Brynn]

Actually, I'm one of the few people in the world who enjoys circus peanuts and candy corn :) - the staler the better.

[brightpearl]

In case you're working on your resume:

Arty Bollocks Generator (http://10k.aneventapart.com/Uploads/262/#)

"My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and skateboard ethics..."

[Frieda]

^i think that's how they wrote my study books! :eek:

[brightpearl]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_strength.png

[brightpearl]

What the fvck should I make for dinner? (http://www.whatthe****shouldimakefordinner.com/veg.php)

Quite helpful, actually.