★ rubbish tiny booklets ★

[zero]

.

make up titles of those rubbish tiny booklets that they have on racks at the check-out of bookshops and supermarkets



to begin:

armchair buns of steel

[Tunesmith]

Snow Luging 2008: the X-treme Guide

[Tunesmith]

How to Make Delicious & Nutritious Meals for Your Family from Cardboard!

[Tunesmith]

Stone Walls through the Ages: a Visual Tour of Mediaeval Architecture

[brightpearl]

101 Canned Biscuit Recipes

(note to zero: I have in mind the scone-type things, not the cookie-type things)

[trisherina]

Lose Weight Through Your Lorgnette

[Marcus Bales]

The Apache Diet - How to lose weight and gain muscle by roasting your pets and raiding your neighbors.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Lazy Person's Guide to Little Books Of Inspirational Cat Quotations.

[seebe]

Eye Exercizes for the Bedridden Morbidly Obese

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Bedwetter's Almanac 2008

[Marcus Bales]

The Mutterer's Guide To Whatever

[zero]

international likenesses of jesus on foodstuffs

[zero]

ross & cromarty sightseeing on a recumbent bicycle

[Bman]

Make money living in your own filth!

[Anna]

shades of red

[lukkucairi]

aubergines: the untold story

[brightpearl]

Perfect Grilled Cheese in 10 Easy Steps

[Marcus Bales]

Party Your Way To Perfect Abs

[zero]

the little book of how to be quite good at draughts

[brightpearl]

Narcolepsy through the Ages

[Brynn]

Tried-and-true ways to surprise your man!

[Brynn]

Chicken Soup for the Anarchist's Soul

[Brynn]

Sudoku for Lovers

[lukkucairi]

Let's Shop for Mother!

[trisherina]

Waddy Wachtel's Guide to Popular Piercings

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Kama Sudoku

[zero]

elastic bands and you

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Sexual Horoscope Beach Diet for Unlimited Wealth and Happiness.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

CARROT!
The Unauthorised Biography of the Vegetable That Changed The Course of History.

[zero]

grocer wisdom & shopkeeper sayings

[lukkucairi]

Competitive Grocing: Winning Strategies

[Frieda]

1001 things to do with swedish meatballs

[brightpearl]

David Hasselhoff: His Life and Times

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"100% Off"
The Grocer's Association 2008 Calendar

[brightpearl]

The Bachelor's Guide to Felting

[zero]

celebrity pencil cases

[brightpearl]

Nuts Around the World

[brightpearl]

Rhinestone Classification for Beginners

[zero]

the doing the dishes companion

[trisherina]

25 Plastic Grocery Bag Crafts

[Jack Flanders]

How to Clip a Store Coupon With Just 4 Snips!!!

[12"razormix]

.

i can feel your pain ~
praying for strangers

.

[xfox]

You can learn guitar
in just 5 minutes

[Brynn]

Impress with Macrame'

[Brynn]

Turn Your Foot Fetish Into Profit

[dinzdale]

The EZ Guide to Self Genital Piercing

[zero]

professor dinzdale's fireside nudes

[dinzdale]

Zero's book of Famous Scottish Goalkeepers

[zero]

rotterdam's nightlife on a budget with professor dinzdale

[Brynn]

Stop a Fight with Your Bare Face

[zero]

tapping rhythmically on different things

[Brynn]

Partytime with Roasted Potatoes

[zero]

WHAT UTENSIL IS THAT?

[Brynn]

Pride and Prejudice or Casino Royale:
Navigate the Chick/Dick Flick Dilemma for Greater World Peace

[zero]

itchy chins: a pocket guide

[lukkucairi]

world of post-it-notes

[trisherina]

Making the Most of Your Time Share

[l'azizza]

Arson, fun times.

[kaskeens]

A pickle for every occasion

[Anna]

lil' book of screws

[auntie aubrey]

sandwich slicing for dummies

[Tunesmith]

The Quest for the Perfect Baster: a "behind-the-scenes" look at the trials and tribulations of inventor Lawrence R. Hutzler and associates

[Tunesmith]

mayonnaise - the complete illustrated guide

[auntie aubrey]

pants: a retrospective

[Anna]

tiny book of ghosts

[trisherina]

The Rolling Stone Guide to Box Sets

[lukkucairi]

a gastronomist's guide to heartburn

[auntie aubrey]

a beginner's guide to hemangioma

[zero]

the miss teen america pocket guide to south africa and.. the iraq.. everywhere like such as

[auntie aubrey]

the everyday scientologist

[zero]

arse ready reckoner

[auntie aubrey]

101 tiddlywinks strategies

[Brynn]

Clutter and The Pyromaniac:
Immediately Simplify Your Life in Five Easy Steps!

Sneak a peek inside...

Disclaimer

Contents

Chapter 1:Gathering Your Materials
Chapter 2:Soaking Things Properly
Chapter 3:Igniting With Style and Excitement
Chapter 4:Containing the Blast
Chapter 5:Teasing It Out And Covering Your Tracks

[Marcus Bales]

The Dictionary Game

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Rubbish Tiny Booklets: A 75th Publication Retrospective

[Frieda]

10 steps to get rid of your hiccups

[trisherina]

Oscar-Winning Handwashing Techniques

[kaskeens]

The quick methods of tv evangelists

[auntie aubrey]

tree bark field guide

[T.I.P.]

junglists guide to word processing

[Brynn]

Fax Your Way to Stardom

[lukkucairi]

how to stick your nose where it isn't wanted

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Science of Two and a Half Men

[trisherina]

The Michelin Guide to Inhalants

[Superweevil]

Do NOT lift this book: A clepto's guide to breaking the habit

[hypnoplasm]

10 tips for counting

[hypnoplasm]

how to be yourself - even when you're not

[lukkucairi]

3:18 a.m. - useful things to do while insomniac

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Amazing Things from Goochland
Pretty Girls from Goochland
Interesting People from Goochland
Historic Contributions from Goochland

[seebe]

Leg Stretches for Toe Nail Biters

[hypnoplasm]

Choosing Abstinence: Part 4 - Now What?

[zero]

Happy Tomorrows …with Kedgeree!

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

You and Your Orifices

[hypnoplasm]

What the Voices in Your Head Don't Tell You - A Beginner's Guide to Being Schizophrenic

[seebe]

Unemployable ex-con? - Learn the 5 best lies to tell a potential employer about your non existent work history.

[hypnoplasm]

What's that Smell, Honey? - How to Talk to Your Spouse about Flatulence

[Brynn]

Flatulence And The Kings of France

[Veruki]

the art of passive aggressiveness

[Frieda]

100 things you don't know about ketchup

[xfox]

Guide to making a living so you can have a life.

[treekisser]

Constipation Unplugged

[treekisser]

Ventriloquism for Dummies

[brightpearl]

The Hygenic Hamster

[Frieda]

20 tricks & tips to improve your tetris skills

[zero]

how to win friends using the
ME TOO!!:D
method

[Frieda]

leapfrog and 99 other games not to play with a unicorn

[Veruki]

party games for the immature adult

[Brynn]

How to Catch (And Keep) the Arborist In Your Life.

[lukkucairi]

101 best cults to join

[hypnoplasm]

Two ways to answer Yes/No questions.

[Jack Flanders]

tree bark field guide

I think I wrote that.:o

[Frieda]

Jean-Claude van Damme's complete filmography

[hypnoplasm]

What Your Junk Mail Says About You.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How to Build Everlasting Fame Based on Your Horoscope

[hypnoplasm]

Getting Laid at Your Support Group

[Veruki]

10 steps to surviving a family reunion

[hypnoplasm]

From Toe Jam to Sebum: A Guide to Your Body's Incidental Substances

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How to Make a Complete Fool of Yourself

[Veruki]

Impress your Boss: 5 magic tricks using office supplies

[treekisser]

The Joy of Cooking Slugs

[hypnoplasm]

10 Things You'll Wish You Never Read About Your Testicles

[treekisser]

Brain Surgery for the Complete Idiot

[hypnoplasm]

How to Eat Right to Stay Phat

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Sign Language for the Blind

[hypnoplasm]

Upgrading to Internet Porn for the Technophobic Chronic Masturbator

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Nobody Loves Me - Dummies' Guide to Their Own Body

[Marcus Bales]

T-shirt folding in one easy lesson

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Go Hang Yourself (and other creative uses of rope)

[hypnoplasm]

Pat Yourself on the Back, You Just Did Yourself a Favor

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Lick Your Elbow And Other Body Parts
(exercises for active contortionists)

[lukkucairi]

ichneumonid wasps and you

[Marcus Bales]

Trepanning For Gold

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Waking the Coiled and Dormant Feminine Energy - Kundalini Yoga for Ticking off Your Wife

[Marcus Bales]

Your Guide To Internet Porn

[lukkucairi]

internet yodeling for dollars!

[xfox]

ponzi schemes for Dummies

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

The Forgotten Art of Douddyfapping
(Claim Your Territory!)

horse ****ing ****ing machines
douddyfap

douddyfap: (v., tr) what hippopotami do with their tails as they poop

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/8417-2/File0050.jpg

[zero]

your fruity bits and you

[Brynn]

Are You Breathing the Right Way?

[trisherina]

Concealing Facial Sores the Amy Winehouse Way

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It uses an Altavista method and in order to become for the translation which works from the comfort of the family of your oneself inside 6 minutes only it is how.

[treekisser]

Cooking with Onions - Read This and Weep

[xfox]

Surviving ages 10 to 70 - A guide.

[lukkucairi]

A Melancholic's Handy Book of Uplifting Phrases

[treekisser]

Your Mother Should Have Just Said "No!"

[hypnoplasm]

How to pick your nose discretely

[Brynn]

Adorable Tiny Dogs That Bark Excessively
Over and Over and Over and Over and Over

[treekisser]

Recycling Your Pet

[hypnoplasm]

What Would Have Happened If You Hadn't Picked Up This Rubbish Tiny Booklet

[Jack Flanders]

The Ultimate Guide to Gardening: Green Side UP!!!!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

BRRRRR!
A Chilling History of Refrigeration

[treekisser]

50 Ways to Love Your Liver

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

[treekisser]

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover's Liver

[Frieda]

the colorful history of anal probes

[treekisser]

Handbook for the Illiterate

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Loosen Up Your Inhibitions!
A Practical Booklet for the Mentally Unhinged

[trisherina]

The Novice's Guide to Initial Insomnia

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Making Your Way In... Processed Cheese Origami

[xfox]

Feeding your finicky chihuahua: Ten steps to success

[treekisser]

What You Can Do with This Book!

[Brynn]

The Incredible History of Clear Channel: The Rise of The Choke Hold on Radio KAKA

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Why To Buy This Book And Other Lies

[lukkucairi]

A Subway Rider's Guide to Flatulence

[treekisser]

Creative Paper Weights

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Creative Ways of Decease
(Try Several Types!)

[treekisser]

Great Kindling Material

[seebe]

Different moves you can make to appear cool after tripping in public.

[brightpearl]

What it's like to be a crab.

[treekisser]

Three Part Harmony for Garglers

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

SPEND LESS!



by not buying this book

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Fraud for Beginners

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How to Fall Flat with Dignity

[treekisser]

How to Write a "How To" Book

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Cucumber Slicing Vol. I-III

[xfox]

Ten Ways to Avoid Denial

[treekisser]

Avoiding Papercuts and Other Perils from Books

[seebe]

Want To Get In Good With The Boss?
How to Efficiently blame a Co-Worker for Your Mistakes.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Farting for Pleasure

[treekisser]

If Life Gives You Roses, Make Lemonade.

[treekisser]

The Rubbish Tiny Booklet of Unforgettable Whatchamicallits

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Home Manure Revolution

[Brynn]

Revolving Doors And You

[Brynn]

How To Be Derivative

[Brynn]

Derive Pleasure From Driving

[trisherina]

Irony for the Unsophisticated

[trisherina]

A Pictorial History of Child-Proof Containers

[trisherina]

Using Words in Discourse: A Beginner's Guide to the Pitfalls

[Brynn]

Make Christmas Tree Ornaments From Bacon

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Straight to the Bone -
A Beginner's Guide to Obsessive-Compulsive Handwashing

[Marcus Bales]

Getting Rid of OCD in 31 million easy steps

[zero]

love the live your life and life the life you love or something like that anyway

[treekisser]

How to Capture Bin Laden and Other Get Rich Quick Schemes

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

The Art of Scratching Gracefully in Public

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Art of Scratching Gracefully in Public - Couple's Edition

[trisherina]

A Lifetime of Periodic Crankiness -- a girl's guide to dealing with hormonal changes

[MoJoRiSin]

^^ you go girl !!
wow! I am So


on your side !! ;)

[treekisser]

The Art of Scratching Gracefully in Public - Wyoming Edition

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Compleat Strangler

[Brynn]

The Strangled Retort - Engaging in Witty Repartee With Your Mouth Full

[Hyakujo's Fox]

An Unillustrated History of Braille

[treekisser]

Boring R Us

[trisherina]

Raising Dickweed: a Horticulturist's Guide

[Brynn]

Why Celebrities Are More Interesting Than the Rest of Us

[brightpearl]

An Annotated History of the Garbage Disposal

[Brynn]

Decorating with Spaghetti

[brightpearl]

Rodent Husbandry for Fun and Profit

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Hot Armature Porn: The Growler and the Feeler

[lukkucairi]

goat milk: a traveller's guide

[lukkucairi]

the pocket almanac of skin lesions

[treekisser]

Quotes from Sarah Palin

[Brynn]

The Handy Pocket List of Newton's Laws

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

How to Say 'Merry Christmas' in 158 Languages and Why

[Brynn]

How To Say "Duck!" in 158 Languages And Why

[Frieda]

nuclear fallout survival training guide #1: office equipment
or how to create small meals with a stapler, tape and a pencil

[dddrum]

Finding Inner Peace
Through
SUDOKU

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Home Neutering Revolution

[treekisser]

Collecting Coins: The Change Will Do You Good

[lukkucairi]

Afraid of Change? A Miser's Guide to Tipping

[lukkucairi]

BASE jumping for fun and (sometimes) profit

[lukkucairi]

Lulu's Dreams (expurgated version)

[12"razormix]

ORIGINALITY and other wastes of time

[zero]

your versatile kitchen companian - oatmeal

[12"razormix]

"look what ah found in the ditch, mom!"
- impromptu makeshift sporran substitutes

[zero]

it's never too late to quit cocoa

[Frieda]

take a closer look: the hidden treasures of feline hairballs

[lukkucairi]

fun with kale: the adventurous world of cruciferous vegetables

[Frieda]

take a closer look: bedroom insects

[lukkucairi]

a subway-rider's guide to farts

[dddrum]

....BATTA HUM BATTA
Profile of a Saudi Arabian
......Baseball Legend

..............by
......Enfield Chadder

[lukkucairi]

the wide world of adhesives

[dddrum]

Davenport, Iowa on Fifty Dollars a Day

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Fun with Dandruff

[Jack Flanders]

Sleeping Under the Overpasses: AAA's Best of the Best.

[lukkucairi]

a tagger's guide to cement and concrete chemistry

[dddrum]

Inertia for Dummies

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Seethe Your Way To Success

[dddrum]

.ALTOID CRUMBLE
.......and 101 More
........Scrumptious
..Checkout Aisle Treats
.......You Can Make
.........In Moments

[treekisser]

Edison Unplugged

[xfox]

Favorite Protest Signs of the Century, Peace and others.

[treekisser]

The Best of Rubbish Tiny Booklets on zefrank.com (Limited Edition)

[brightpearl]

Rod Blagojevich's Pocket Ethics Guide

[MoJoRiSin]

The Bishop, the Queen and the Monarch.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

The Best of MoJoRiSin

[Jack Flanders]

^Mysteries on the Way and I Know Who Did it. By Iam A. Snitch ;)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Non Sequiturs and Non Secateurs
A Logician's Guide to Alternative Gardening Instruments

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

100 Things Not to Buy as Presents
A Prankster's Guide to Christmas Shopping

[treekisser]

Before You Throw Your Shoes at the President, Read This Book!

[monkeyknifightz]

99 Quotes from Famous LOL Cats
("Lonnnngggg Johnnnnsonnnnnn")

[dddrum]

.........Readers' Digest presents
.....Highlights from the Very Best Of
The Readers' Digest Abridged Compendium
...of its Top One Hundred Best-Selling
.....Readers' Digest Condensed Books

............Special Travel Edition