beware of the killer carrots

[Zyle]

My roommate has just informed me that if you drink a litre of carrot juice every day for ages you turn orange and die because of the carrotine. Is she totally taking the piss or what?

[Zyle]

hmmmmm (http://www.angelfire.com/mi/hisplace/joke295.html)

[Arif-ul Haq]

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[Zyle]

yeah, I remember hearing that actually

[zenbabe]

I used to drink so much carrot juice when I was little..probably accounts for my good eye sight now...that or the mail man..anyway, I remember I drank so much of it that the palms of my hands turned bright orange.....

[Zyle]

really? orange hands? I had red pee from eating a ton of beetroot when I was 2. My mum freaked out... as you would I guess.

[Deviate]

they're out to kill you! the tomatoes and watermelons have corrupted the other vegetables. no nature-borne food can be trusted! run!

-st.

[Red Princess]

i once saw a bumper sticker that said 'i don't eat anything with a face' cracked me up for days, the smutty response aside, by the time it gets to the grocery store there is no face on it, what are they talking about?

[Deviate]

ah Red P. you must be COMPLETELY missing the Face aisle. it's usually between the nougat aisle and the adult diapers aisle.

-st.