urgent shaving questions

[brightpearl]

thanks for the idea, tunes :D

I'm in the market for a new look, and I think a righteous beard might be just the trick. I'm having trouble getting it to grow, however. I've heard that if you shave, the hair grows back thicker...?

This is what I'm going for:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/CurlBeardMOS0109_468x387.jpg

[brightpearl]

I think I might be able to grow this kind, but what sort of razor should one use?
http://www.columbia.edu/itc/cerc/danoff-burg/invasion_bio/inv_spp_summ/Bee.beard.jpg

[lukkucairi]

^ erm...a laser-guided one?

http://www.gregslab.com/images/full/20061223_LaserRazor.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've got a nasty burr in the left muttonchop and have booked to dine at Brannigan's tonight with a very special lady. I'm a strict traditionalist so laser guided assistance is out of the question!

HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

[lukkucairi]

try this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41nLUJSoebL._AA280_PIbundle-2,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods :)

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

[Tunesmith]

(aw, now I don't have to be an internet operative! thanks, pearly! :D )

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So I'm a "long-time wisher, first-time grower" (:) ) and I recently saw an enlightening statistic that suggested that females are, ah...erm...attracted to men with facial hair. :o

So, me being slightly "challenged" when it comes to the "dating pool" as they say, I was wondering if any senior mustachio'd men could give me any tips. My goal is this bad boy (http://www.mega64.com/moustache.jpg), but I could settle for something a bit less brazen.

Thanks,

MustacheMan212

[Tunesmith]

pearly:

I've always thought of you as more of a

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44091000/jpg/_44091076_5beard_getty_5.jpg

Y'know, something that just screams "I am beard, hear me roar!"

I can't help noticing interesting parallels between your future facial hair and the Saguaro Cactus, though:

http://billswin.inf.cs.cmu.edu/Southwest04/Tucson/PICT0067.jpg

I would trim liberally to remove any confusion. Unless you go for that kind of thing.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

try this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41nLUJSoebL._AA280_PIbundle-2,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods :)

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank! :mad:

[Odbe]

thanks for the idea, tunes :D
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/CurlBeardMOS0109_468x387.jpg

:eek: This is way too much after the tentacle pr0n discussion.

[Frieda]

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5655/bertuskleinbx9.jpg

this is bertus, bouncer guy at the pub i used to go to

[brightpearl]

Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank! :mad:

You Ozzies are so sensitive about your nads.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/thomasvogel/earhair.jpg

You would look nice styled thusly, I feel.

(and, yes, that is ear hair)

[Brynn]

the mustache? Impeccably trimmed, of course!
personally, i like a nicely kept chin (http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3398811.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=DAC7A34C488C04DFEBAFAEE5D9E579EEA55A1E4F32AD3138 ).

[Brynn]

^I'm going to go to the threadkiller thread now. I got my mojo workin'.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

^thanks for the bump

You Ozzies are so sensitive about your nads.

:o

[craig johnston]

In the pubic interest


What a lousy way to go

Marc Abrahams
Tuesday March 4, 2008
The Guardian


The rise and fall of a louse is tragic in the eyes of the louse and in the hearts of scientists who love that louse.
Until recently pubic lice, also known as "crabs", were riding high. Studies in the 60s, 70s and 80s reported more of them were taking up residence in their favourite neighbourhoods.

The louse had even overcome its poor reputation with scientists, who believed them to be lazy and slow. That characterisation was smashed to glorious pieces in 1983, thanks to a report by Ian Burgess and John Maunder, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, and Tin Than Myint, of the ministry of health in Rangoon, Burma.

Their study, Maintenance of the Crab Louse, Pthirus pubis, in the Laboratory and Behavioural Studies Using Volunteers, tells how they coated groups of pubic lice with powders that glow different colours under ultraviolet light. They then gave each group of lice a chance to migrate from its old home on one human body to a new home on another. The colours let the scientists see what moved where when - and it revealed a surprise.

Pubic lice showed themselves to be neither sedentary nor sluggish. Nay, says the report, "these observations suggest the converse is true and that these insects are extremely active".

But devastation visited the pubic louse community. A 2006 study called Did the Brazilian Kill the Pubic Louse?, written by NR Armstrong and JD Wilson, of Leeds General Infirmary, wonders at the sudden rarity of pubic lice in the UK and elsewhere. Published in the journal Sexually Transmitted Infections, the study suggests a possible cause:

"The drop in pubic lice in women appears to be most dramatic around 2000 and coincided with the introduction of extensive waxing techniques, such as the 'Brazilian', in women in the United Kingdom."

In this era where more and more animal species face the spectre of extinction, the "Brazilian" study sent alarm through the research community. Dutch naturalist Kees Moeliker, intrigued that the pubic louse might soon vanish altogether, started a campaign to collect and preserve some specimens for the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, of which he is a curator. "When the bamboo forests that the giant panda lives in were cut down, the bear became threatened with extinction," Moeliker explains. "Pubic lice can't live without pubic hair."

Moeliker is coming to Britain to collect some specimens. He will take part in the Ig Nobel Tour for National Science and Engineering Week (March 6-16). If you have a specimen of Phthiris pubis you'd like to donate to science, or know someone who has, please bring them to one of the events.

[Marcus Bales]

The Brazilian

... A 2006 study called "Did the Brazilian Kill the Pubic Louse?", written by NR Armstrong and JD Wilson, of Leeds General Infirmary, wonders at the sudden rarity of pubic lice in the UK and elsewhere. Published in the journal Sexually Transmitted Infections, the study suggests a possible cause ... Dutch naturalist Kees Moeliker ... started a campaign to collect and preserve some specimens for the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, of which he is a curator. "When the bamboo forests that the giant panda lives in were cut down, the bear became threatened with extinction," ... Moeliker ... will take part in the Ig Nobel Tour for National Science and Engineering Week (March 6-16). If you have a specimen of Phthiris pubis you'd like to donate to science, or know someone who has, please bring them to one of the events. -- Marc Abrahams, in The Guardian, Tuesday March 4, 2008

Girls, though you are tough or tender,
Fat, or medium, or slender,
Clean and sober, on a bender,
Drink it straight or from a blender,
Free or trussed in a suspender,
In firm control or fond surrender,
Smooth the groove of your pudenda.
Burma Shave.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle.

Terrry Pratchett: Soul Music

[skip intro]

do you practise what you preach mr bales?

[Marcus Bales]

do you practise what you preach mr bales?

In a similar spirit I do edit my work.

[craig johnston]

In a similar spirit I do edit my work.

what? you have lice in your pomes?

my mind is full of unpleasant images

:(

[Marcus Bales]

my mind is full of unpleasant images.

Oh, you must be used to that by now!

[priceyfatprude]

When someone has freaky facial hair or freaky head hair I always have to wonder if they have freaky pubes.

[Brynn]

Yes, whose mind doesn't go directly to that? Then one has to start thinking about their parents, siblings and pets as well.

[brightpearl]

This ought to cover everything.
Jon Dyer's Quest for Every Beard (http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/)

I think I like the Hulihee best.
http://www.dyers.org/images/beard2008/beard20084.jpg

[brightpearl]

But where does this leave Sylvia Plath? (http://ajourneyroundmyskull.blogspot.com/2009/05/poets-ranked-by-beard-weight.html)

Poets ranked by beard weight.
Thoreau, a mere 29.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3659/3495442599_baae34ed97.jpg

[lukkucairi]

http://beardeddevelopers.com/

'nuff said, really

[lukkucairi]

computer languages and facial hair (http://blogs.microsoft.co.il/blogs/tamir/archive/2008/04/28/computer-languages-and-facial-hair-take-two.aspx)

[Brynn]

http://beardeddevelopers.com/

'nuff said, really
:D what a mighty army!

[brightpearl]

ahem.

*bump*

[brightpearl]

This looks like a toughie.

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/7/30/7/cat-moustache-1040-1312025274-7.jpg

[Brynn]

^nicely done

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

L:eek: (http://drotvizsla.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/bogancs5.jpg?w=594)OK!

[Brynn]

For when you don't have time to shave... (https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=765&q=beard+hat&gbv=2&oq=beard+hat&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=61708l61708l2l66053l1l1l0l0l0l0l179l179l0.1 l1l0)

[brightpearl]

^I can't believe that's been in here all week without Marcus posting something about merkins.