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JesusTitties
03-06-2008, 06:41 PM
I dont know anyone, anymore. I am nervous, alone and frightened.
Please come over to me, I promise I wont harm you.
Frieda
03-06-2008, 07:04 PM
hey tits! how's everything? long time no see, what have you been up to?
JesusTitties
03-06-2008, 07:31 PM
theres someone i recognize..
things are good.

how are you
lapietra
03-06-2008, 07:33 PM
hi :)
JesusTitties
03-06-2008, 07:34 PM
i know you too!

i was at the humane society today
they have a lot of cats
Marcus Bales
03-06-2008, 07:36 PM
Welcome back. Now tell a funny story.
lapietra
03-06-2008, 07:38 PM
i know you too!

i was at the humane society today
they have a lot of cats

I like cats. :)
JesusTitties
03-06-2008, 07:42 PM
3 weeks ago I went shopping with a friend who had to buy new boots... we ended up getting her the Uggs but we walked around for a while and stopped at Yogan Fruz or however you spell it - i am unsure if you have those in the states, but up here they are popular in malls. I got chocolate in a small cup.

We ended up walking into the GAP and i was approached by a very snotty flagrantly homosexual staff member about how there is no food or drinks in the store. I told him I shop and spend there all the time, and I knew the owner, and that i found it personally offensive that he would ask me to finish it outside - especially since the yogan fruz was contained in a cup.

Finally he shook his head, said fine and walked away. My friend had already walked away in the store, she knew what i was saying was total BS and i actually loathe the GAP.

I wasnt in the store 5 minutes when i went to reach for a sweater on the discount rack, and my elbow hit the side of a manequin and i dropped my yogan fruz all over a table full of beige wool pullovers.

It was a disaster there was a yogan fruz waterfall and the whirlpool section was on a sweet pair of old man pleated khaki's on the second stool below the table.

I bolted out of there, and im sure i will never be able to show my face in that GAP again.

You kind of had to be there.
JesusTitties
03-06-2008, 07:44 PM
I like cats. :)

i know :)
Frieda
03-06-2008, 08:00 PM
that was a funny story indeed :D

but wft is yogan fruz??
JesusTitties
03-06-2008, 08:18 PM
http://www.yogenfruz.com/home/

It must be a Canadian thing.
its basically yogurt made into a soft-style icecream, that is much better and low in fat for you. It melts easily, thus creating a mess, but its in most of our malls up here.
lapietra
03-06-2008, 08:28 PM
Ooo! It's kind of like Heidi's Yogen Frozurt.

They're gone now. :( But they used to be allll over.
Avalon
03-06-2008, 09:11 PM
Nice to see you again, JT :)
JesusTitties
03-06-2008, 09:15 PM
hi avalon
Odbe
03-07-2008, 01:29 AM
Hi JT, I was wondering where you'd got to. You were on a super secret mission for a company with initials, weren't you? That's why you can't tell us where you were. Don't worry, I understand completely.
T.I.P.
03-07-2008, 02:08 AM
hello

i love jesus and i love titties
madasacutsnake
03-07-2008, 04:41 AM
I dont know anyone, anymore. I am nervous, alone and frightened.
Please come over to me, I promise I wont harm you.

I bet you say that to all the little girls.
JesusTitties
03-07-2008, 08:16 AM
Hi JT, I was wondering where you'd got to. You were on a super secret mission for a company with initials, weren't you? That's why you can't tell us where you were. Don't worry, I understand completely.

that is exactly where i was ;)

i think its funny that everyone i know now has i think posted here in my thread, that i created. Unless im missing anyone else. I hear zenbabe got the boot.
JesusTitties
03-07-2008, 08:17 AM
I cant believe i used that homo winky face thing in the above post.
Madasacutsnake, i may use that line on all the girls but we both know there was a time and a place way back when, that it would of worked on you too.
skip intro
03-07-2008, 10:10 AM
http://www.danperezstudios.com/images/workshop/gollum%20maquette.jpg
Stephi_B
03-07-2008, 10:19 AM
Hello JesusTitties! :)

You know me now, but if you want to know more,
not now, because just now I don't know anything.... ;)
Marcus Bales
03-07-2008, 12:43 PM
It's snowing here, and it promises to dump more than the six inches on us that would mean the storm missed us. How's the weather where you are, JT?
AllegroNg
03-07-2008, 01:40 PM
what do you want, anyway???
Marcus Bales
03-07-2008, 03:25 PM
Sure, some anyway would be nice -- but got any something?
JesusTitties
03-07-2008, 04:33 PM
It's snowing here, and it promises to dump more than the six inches on us that would mean the storm missed us. How's the weather where you are, JT?

where abouts are you?
We are getting hit with a snow storm over the next 48 hours here, its clear now but you can tell its about to hit.
JesusTitties
03-07-2008, 04:34 PM
Hello JesusTitties! :)

You know me now, but if you want to know more,
not now, because just now I don't know anything.... ;)

MMmmmm. yeah. ill get to know you.
Marcus Bales
03-07-2008, 04:37 PM
I'm in Cleveland and it's already snowing and blowing and very cold and gray. My band has a big concert tomorrow night and then we have to drive to Miami U in Oxford Ohio to do another show at the SW Ohio Jazz Festival, and we're wondering whether either of them are going to happen.
auntie aubrey
03-07-2008, 04:49 PM
Personally I find the phrase "yogen fruz" morally offensive. I think this thread should be tagged NSFW.
craig johnston
03-07-2008, 04:53 PM
true, but not as offensive as the sw ohio jazz fest.

:eek:
Marcus Bales
03-07-2008, 04:57 PM
That's "Southwest Ohio HIGH SCHOOL Jazz Fest" to you, pal.
craig johnston
03-07-2008, 05:00 PM
you just took it out of all previously known offensiveness
bounds. this one is beyond offensive!
Marcus Bales
03-07-2008, 05:02 PM
Oh yeah offensive like when Craig's Johnson does Yoga?
Frieda
03-07-2008, 07:51 PM
kids, kids.

i think it's the gollum image that got the imagination hamster in your brain running like crazy in its wheel.
zero
03-07-2008, 07:57 PM
the gollum image

...what did you say?

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Frieda
03-07-2008, 07:58 PM
oh no

not again
zero
03-07-2008, 08:01 PM
... again ...

ok if you insist

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Frieda
03-07-2008, 08:05 PM
you know where you can stick those hobbits?? ~~! !!
T.I.P.
03-07-2008, 08:09 PM
in his hobbit hole ?
Frieda
03-07-2008, 08:10 PM
in his hobbit hole ?
..called isengard. exactly
madasacutsnake
03-07-2008, 11:01 PM
I cant believe i used that homo winky face thing in the above post.
Madasacutsnake, i may use that line on all the girls but we both know there was a time and a place way back when, that it would of worked on you too.


It's "would have", not "would of".
Jack Flanders
03-07-2008, 11:26 PM
... and would it have?
Jaime
03-08-2008, 03:13 AM
http://www.yogenfruz.com/home/

It must be a Canadian thing.
its basically yogurt made into a soft-style icecream, that is much better and low in fat for you. It melts easily, thus creating a mess, but its in most of our malls up here.

Well, I learned something new here. I thought Yogen Fruz was everywhere. I didn't know I was so lucky. Next time I go to the mall, I'm gonna get me some.
JesusTitties
03-08-2008, 03:52 PM
oh yeah, you're in vancouver... you should for sure have the Fruz.... check it out. I used to live near Wreck, when i went to uni there.
Marcus Bales
03-08-2008, 04:23 PM
Someone should use "The Fruz" as a user name.
Frieda
03-08-2008, 07:58 PM
oh yeah, you're in vancouver... you should for sure have the Fruz.... check it out. I used to live near Wreck, when i went to uni there.

to have the fruz
sounds like a scary disease or something
auntie aubrey
03-08-2008, 08:04 PM
the good thing about having the fruz is that you can only have it once. after that you build up antibodies and you never have the fruz again.
JesusTitties
03-08-2008, 08:27 PM
ive burned my fruz before
Brynn
03-08-2008, 08:52 PM
Is there something for that sort of thing?
brightpearl
03-08-2008, 09:40 PM
This one time there was a feral fruz living in my attic, and I had to call animal control to trap it and release it into the wild.

Damn thing tore up all the duct work and crapped all over the pink furry insulation.
Odbe
03-09-2008, 03:49 AM
Yeeaah mayte, in daewn undah we got big fruz hoppin awl ovah the playce.
T.I.P.
03-09-2008, 06:17 AM
nothing hurts like a bruised fruz

that can happen if you aren't careful when handling your yogen
brightpearl
03-09-2008, 09:18 AM
I'll have you know I am always meticulously careful with my yogen and have never ever bruised anyone's fruz.

Except that one time.
But it was totally consensual.
funkytuba
03-10-2008, 02:28 AM
re-hi
Coffee
03-10-2008, 02:49 AM
^^boldly gets thread back on track.

Hello JT.
JesusTitties
03-10-2008, 09:08 AM
hi tuba, hi coffee
how are things
Brynn
03-11-2008, 12:47 PM
I'm relieved we can get back to saying hi to JT now.
Wow, you were gone for a long time.
How long has it been?
Are you okay?
Are you?
Coffee
03-11-2008, 02:25 PM
I'm fine JT. Things are swell (thats a subtle living on a boat joke...Swell/wave/hahahahahar...ahem...thus the not so subtle explanation in parenthesis) I have a new to me gimbaled oven.

And to paraphrase Brynn above...how you doing?
JesusTitties
03-12-2008, 06:00 AM
Its been about a year, although ive probably dropped a message here and there. Ive been... well, busy, to be as vague as possible. Work, training, moving, separations, more work, more training. In my line of work you are easy to utilize when you have no family to move around.

Now whats all this i hear about an presidential election going on. : /
Odbe
03-13-2008, 02:03 AM
AND on and on and on.
Jack Flanders
03-13-2008, 03:34 AM
I'd rather talk about NY's dumfuk ex governor.
priceyfatprude
03-16-2008, 11:00 PM
I bet you say that to all the little girls.Must. Bite. Tongue.

Whatup JT.

a) you are never on IM anymore
b) did you get a cat at the shelter?
JesusTitties
03-18-2008, 05:10 AM
1) I use MSN now, yahoo wasnt liked by my computer. You should get msn.

2) No cats, never home, not fair to them. And my place isnt as big as my last one, therefore the box of poo would bother me.
Large Marge
03-22-2008, 04:49 AM
It's "would have", not "would of".

How pedantic.
Large Marge
03-22-2008, 04:50 AM
Hey JT.

How was prison?
Avalon
03-22-2008, 12:14 PM
How pedantic.

Hey JT.

How was prison?

MichaelG
Large Marge
03-22-2008, 02:42 PM
MichaelG

Malarkey.
JesusTitties
03-23-2008, 02:10 PM
Prison was fine. Its amazing the things they let you do, based soley on good behaviour. They let me have a tv in my cell and one single DVD. I chose season 2 of Golden Girls.
That Blanche Deverro was one zaney character.