ill-advised baby names

[auntie aubrey]

angina rose
diamante coushatta
grandpa
crushinator
junior II


please grow the list.

[auntie aubrey]

hemangioma marie
amber alert
john cougar
apple (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwyneth_Paltrow#Personal_life)
llewellyn llama

[zero]

griffin vulture

[Frieda]

grape
muffin
lettuce
marie antoinette

[auntie aubrey]

hubba bubba
anna falaxis
gort
celia disease
thomb thumb

[l'azizza]

We need some twin names on the list!

Cap't and Tennille

[Frieda]

latrina
rhyna plastia
john walker

[Peregrine]

Kahless the Unforgettable

[Frieda]

beaufort & richter

[Frieda]

Q-BERT
flash gordon

[seebe]

Bea Jay

[Frieda]

glen garioch
glen livet
glen fiddich
glen morangie
laphroaig
chivas regal
aberlour
douglas laing

[seebe]

Spanck Ewe

[Frieda]

dick & randy
mary jane
fanny & phally

[Frieda]

sierra muffin
sierra pie
sierra glenlivet

[Frieda]

victor charlie charlie & mike sierra foxtrot

[auntie aubrey]

twin names:

hanker & hork
mom & dad
rowe & wade

[auntie aubrey]

eros escorts
indian password porn sites

[T.I.P.]

paris & britney

[Peregrine]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Cheech and Chong
Mario and Luigi
Mary Kate and Ashley

[seebe]

triplets

Moe, Larry & Curley

[T.I.P.]

siskel & ebert

[trisherina]

Castor & Pollux

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Douleur and Peine
(& Lourdeur, in case of triplets)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Íàðêîìàíèÿ and Öñìåðæèçíü

[Stephi_B]

Haema & Toma

Lost Keys

Wan Ker

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Niggard
Stiffy
Gollum
Wormtongue

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Shemp (for a girl)

[seebe]

Aquafina

[lukkucairi]

Q-BERT
flash gordon

I object! my firstborn of either gender will be named Qbert.

what this thraed needs is a link to the Utah baby namer (http://wesclark.com/ubn/)

as to ill-advised names, I favor BeDae and LaTrina

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Wakanda and Stinkifeat

[treekisser]

Larva and Pupa

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Aidee and Aitchdee

[funkytuba]

Goatsey

[Marcus Bales]

Zero

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Feb 3

[Marcus Bales]

curare

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Porcupine

[Anna]

remus & romulus
john & salome
daphnis & chloe
siegfried & segunda
click & clack
kip & kap
mustard & ketchup
frik & frack
mutt & jeff
stanley & livingston
twiddle dee & twiddle dum
minne & sota
laural & hardy
salt & pepper
anpao oapan
sally & may
burns & allen
hot & spicey
mary kate & ashley
jenna & barbara
sweet & sour
beautiful & dreamer

[lukkucairi]

strunk

[Hyakujo's Fox]

sod off

[Marcus Bales]

Easy

[Brynn]

Yarnda Lynelle

'Plate Boone

Pepe Delardo

D'arkansas

- and the following name is one we actually told my MIL we were definitely going to go with for our son because she was calling every day and getting a little pushy about campaigning for family names, so this shocked her into silence until he was born:

Tennessee Rush

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Rhubarbed Wire

[Marcus Bales]

Nipsie

[Coffee]

The favorite literary animal memorial series:

Rin Tin Tin

Benjie

Lassie

Moby Dick

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Registered User

[Marcus Bales]

Terminal

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Sorriend

[seebe]

Mustang Sally

[Hyakujo's Fox]

shut-up and trouble

*sigh* first joke I ever learnt...

[Marcus Bales]

Fido

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Igor Sodoff

[treekisser]

Oops

[trisherina]

Sooner

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Goo
Google

[Brynn]

If I were a heavy metal rock star, took lots of drugs and didn't care what the public thought, I'd name my daughter "Cigarette."

[treekisser]

Interstate

[Coffee]

Tranche

[Avalon]

Rand and McNally

Sandy Cheeks and Mr. Crabs

Female' and Boise

Idaho and Potato

Denise and Denephew

Jose' and Hose B

Sorry...terrible old jokes started coming to mind.....:p

[Frieda]

Rita & Lynn

[Peregrine]

Bob and Doug.

[seebe]

If I were a heavy metal rock star, took lots of drugs and didn't care what the public thought, I'd name my son Dopey.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Wampum

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Jar Jar

[Hyakujo's Fox]

wittle bitty bubby wubby

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Cabbage and Kale

[Jack Flanders]

Jill and Jack keep it simple.

[Marcus Bales]

8-ball

[Coffee]

Popeye

[trisherina]

Liar & Trind

[Marcus Bales]

Homeland

[treekisser]

Rumplestiltskin, or Rump for short

[Coffee]

Hound Dog

[l'azizza]

Katrina and Rita

[Marcus Bales]

Propiolic

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Corn and Cornea

[trisherina]

Carotid and Jugular

[treekisser]

Ratatouille

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Grenouille

[T.I.P.]

virginity

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Immoralia

[trisherina]

Rick Ocasek

[Coffee]

Booger

[Marcus Bales]

Idi

[Odbe]

Xylem and Phloem

[Brynn]

If I were a heavy metal rock star, took lots of drugs and didn't care what the public thought, I'd name my son Element. "Minty" for short.

[treekisser]

Felon

[brightpearl]

Peon

[Marcus Bales]

Felon

Good one!

Prisoner No. 6

[Odbe]

Drug

[Marcus Bales]

Limp

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Imp
(short for Imperator)

[Marcus Bales]

(short for Imperator)

That's not so bad -- I've never had any trouble with "Marcus" ...

Malign

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Moulin Rouge

[Marcus Bales]

Pvssy

[Veruki]

Marcus Bales ;)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Wanted

[Marcus Bales]

Oops

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Poop

[Marcus Bales]

Dribble

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Peeve

[treekisser]

Quasimodo

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Lamb to the Slaughter

[Marcus Bales]

Gonorrhea

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Rhesus

[Marcus Bales]

Blood

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Bonnie and Boner

[Marcus Bales]

Barracuda

[Brynn]

Narcissus

[l'azizza]

Adonis.

[l'azizza]

Thing one, Thing Two.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Insie
(short for Insignificant)

[Coffee]

Methyl Ethyl

[Marcus Bales]

Big Bad

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Ill Will

[Marcus Bales]

Sexpot

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Slave

[Hyakujo's Fox]

squiggy

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Despot

[Frieda]

Ivana, spelled Iwana

[T.I.P.]

Froderic Frankensteen

[Marcus Bales]

Dildo

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Bane

[T.I.P.]

Abby Normal

[Marcus Bales]

Banal

[treekisser]

Hangnail

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Hangover

[Coffee]

Ben Dover

[Marcus Bales]

Barbarian

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Mistake

[Marcus Bales]

Fvck

[seebe]

Ding and Ling

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Puta

[Marcus Bales]

Canopener

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Doom

[Marcus Bales]

Maxipad

[treekisser]

wop-op-aloo-bop-aloo-bam-boo

[Marcus Bales]

Rimjob

[treekisser]

Charles Manson

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Enormous

[Marcus Bales]

Big Brown

[Marcus Bales]

Shark Bait

[treekisser]

Thong

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Accidental

[treekisser]

Jaba

[Marcus Bales]

catshit

[brightpearl]

Frito

[brightpearl]

Pastie

[brightpearl]

Radon

[Odbe]

Xenon

[brightpearl]

Haliburton

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Burp

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Widget

[Brynn]

Scented Candle

[Marcus Bales]

Gibber

[Brynn]

Giblet

[Brynn]

No - Gibletta

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Pill

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Nagger

[trisherina]

Dumb Bint

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Whatever

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Goanna

[Marcus Bales]

Kedgeree

[Coffee]

Jondalar or Ayala

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Egret and Egress

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Egress and Regress
Egret and Regret

[brightpearl]

Egret and Regret

Bravo darling. Brav. Oh.

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Toast

[Marcus Bales]

Bird and Mingus

[brightpearl]

Boo Radley

[T.I.P.]

liberty and justice

[brightpearl]

Pinko

[treekisser]

Chatterley

[Marcus Bales]

Mellors

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Shagreen and Shagray

[Marcus Bales]

Tweedledum

[brightpearl]

Numbnuts

[Marcus Bales]

Useless

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Midge

[Marcus Bales]

Obese

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Sore and Bore

[Marcus Bales]

Winken, Blinken, and Nod

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Mutant

[Marcus Bales]

Alien

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Genius

[Marcus Bales]

Piebald

[treekisser]

Bait

[Marcus Bales]

Galligaskins

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Hellraiser

[Brynn]

If I were ten and just gave birth, I'd name the baby Goldie Lame'

[Marcus Bales]

Dogfood

[Hyakujo's Fox]

pork 'n' beans

[Marcus Bales]

Deep Throat

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Satan's Spawn

[Marcus Bales]

Pothead

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Potluck

[Marcus Bales]

Potbelly

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Potty

Pol Pot

[treekisser]

black kettle

[Marcus Bales]

Trouser Trout

[treekisser]

Flipper

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Blunder

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Next

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Marriage-Saver

[Marcus Bales]

Doundake

[Jack Flanders]

Babycake

[brightpearl]

Moog

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Marriage-Saver

Marrige-Sewer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Shotgun

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

It

[treekisser]

Chrysanthemum

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Cheat

[Coffee]

Ooops

[Stephi_B]

Try Again

[Marcus Bales]

Skidmark

[treekisser]

Gravy

[brightpearl]

Lead Balloon

[Marcus Bales]

bunkum

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Chunkworth

[Marcus Bales]

Wombat

[Coffee]

Mulligan

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Unwanted

[Coffee]

Fvcking Brat

[Marcus Bales]

Darwin

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Witch

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Snitchley

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Logorrhea

[trisherina]

Tits

[Marcus Bales]

Labia

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Paranoia

[Marcus Bales]

Dietician

[Coffee]

Fatzo or Blubba

[Marcus Bales]

Who

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Crackers

[Marcus Bales]

Niggah

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Victim

[Marcus Bales]

Asparagus P.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Ruin

[Coffee]

Boob

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Insipid

[treekisser]

Hassle

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Pea

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Heck & Gosh

[Brynn]

Happy Little Elfin Boy

[Marcus Bales]

Sauron

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Dirt

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Lunch

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Mwahaha

[Marcus Bales]

Famine

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Taboo