hi LiarTrind

[12"razormix]

i like the sweet, non-offensive way you tend to be visiting, watching and leaving. please post something.

:)

[Frieda]

you're so weird raymond-- to invite a spammer to spam!

[12"razormix]

i didn't do that

[Frieda]

yes you did-- you're suffering from stockholm syndrome

trust me

[12"razormix]

thank you very much for noticing

[Coffee]

LiarTrind has no posts yet...is it fair to assume it is a smammer until it spams?:confused:

Welcome LiarTrind...unless you are a spammer (not assuming).

[zero]

it's an automated bot. one day weeks ago ze happned to be here and he disabled its status to banned because it kept making vile-sounding yet jibberish threads in the fp

so it cannie post now but it keeps coming back every hour.


like a headless chicken not realising it's banned ness.


or a ghost that doesnie know it's dead ness.


sometimes i feel a wee bit sorry for it

[12"razormix]

i like automated bots, they complain so very rarely.

[Frieda]

LiarTrind has no posts yet...is it fair to assume it is a smammer until it spams?:confused:

Welcome LiarTrind...unless you are a spammer (not assuming).

it's a spambot. i've deleted about 40 of his spam messages before ze banned it.

LiarTrind was gone for a while, somehow he came back. maybe he only runs for a week every month or something :confused:

[12"razormix]

i think it's a girl.

[zero]

the autobots disappear when the machines they reside on get switched off and come back when they get switched on again


they autocrawl forums looking for key words that might appeal to the users e.g HANDBAG :D and then using skewed logic they make up their nonsense threads accordingly

[Coffee]

my bad...in future will trust frieda

*goes to chalkboard*
Frieda knows spambots Frieda knows spambots
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[12"razormix]

HANDBAG :D i miss rims!

[Frieda]

yeah me too.

do you think she's coming back one day?

[zero]

maybe she'll come back to buy a new habdbag!

[Frieda]

well none are for sale here

we sell potatoes

[12"razormix]

well none are for sale herethat's all your fault! :mad:

[zero]

well none (HANDBAGS) are for sale here - we sell PO TA TOES
that's all your fault! :mad:


http://forums.mg-rover.org/images/smilies/handbag.gif

[Frieda]

apparently only porn is sold in the fiction project :( haven't seen any handbags yet

even the thread about star wars collectibles was all about sexy teens :mad:

[zero]

you said we're not to open or read them!

[Frieda]

no. sometimes i peek.

in fiction project it's relatively safe because images are not allowed in there. no automatic image loading.

[T.I.P.]

Liartrind is often the only user online when I check the board. His presence is comfroting to me.

[trisherina]

I take great comfort in my hard drive.

[T.I.P.]

oh sometimes there is trisherina too. i'm pretty sure she's a bot though.

[trisherina]

I was a bot before bots were cool.

[T.I.P.]

you were a bot back when people used punch cards to write emails to each other

[Frieda]

oh that reminds me of when ze thought that jesustitties was a bot

he had to prove he was human, that was kind of weird

[trisherina]

I won a punchcard Hallowe'en sculpture at school once. It was a witch. You were supposed to put a flashlight under it and it would shine through the holes. It was the latest thing.

[zero]

trisharama are you drawing an analogy here between liartrind and yours little witch in that it they both are not aware of their own existence?

[trisherina]

Yeah. Sure. That's the ticket.

[zero]

i knew it!

btw - please don't take offence but that's one of the rubbishest witch toys i've ever heard of

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

he had to prove he was human

How does one do that?

[Frieda]

i'm not sure how it was done, i'll check the archives

[Frieda]

here it is, a poll, even. http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=2313

[Coffee]

Some democracy...pfft...it was 13-10 in favor of him being a bot...is Zen a super delegate or something?

[Frieda]

JT is an autobot

or maybe a decepticon

what do you think? :confused:

[12"razormix]

i'm with dinz on this one

[Frieda]

oh, tell him i said hi, will you? :)

[12"razormix]

ok


DINZ, FRIEDA SAYS "HI" AND SHE MISSES YOU !!!


i miss you too


( dirty old wanker )

[Frieda]

:D

and beale too

[12"razormix]

and beale too!

[Frieda]

thanks, you're a darling for helping me out this way :) one more time and we might be able to summon him

i'm having decepticons for dinner, you?

[12"razormix]

i had decepticions all day at work :mad:
no dinner today.

what the hell is that?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

here it is, a poll, even. http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=2313

Oh thanks, that was educational.

I'm sending you all the remains of love that are left in me for today. http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/images/smilies/hug3.gif For today, http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/images/smilies/hug3.giftomorrow http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/images/smilies/hug3.gifand especially for Friday. http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/images/smilies/hug3.gif

[brightpearl]

I think it would be fun to start a rumor that YsaPur is Ze.
And that I am Lindsay Lohan.

[Frieda]

^^ no dinner? not even potatoes? :p

^ :):) thank you

[brightpearl]

PO tay toes (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters) for Raymond.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I think it would be fun to start a rumor that YsaPur is Ze.
And that I am Lindsay Lohan.

Are you implying you're not Lindsay Lohan? *almost faints* And here I was secretly hoping to get into the world of show business through befriending you...

[zero]

perhaps tangina the tiny texan poultrygoose exerciser will know what to do about this haunting hgost liartrind and may put it out of its misery

http://www.drainbamaged.com/archives/Tangina_Barrons.jpg

howdy pardners i am tangina the tiny texan poultrygoose exerciser

[Frieda]

oh noes

not the poultry goose exerciser again

i'm telling you this will go <s>horribly quacking terribly wrong</s> perfectly fine

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I think it would be fun to start a rumor that YsaPur is Ze.
And that I am Lindsay Lohan.

Well, Britney Spears used to visit the board quite regularly, so it wouldn't surprise me. This board is full of incognito celebs I reckon. I mean am I supposed to believe that it's pure coincidence that Auntie is having the exact same number of babies as Angelina Jolie?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

LiarTrind reminds me a lot of Alec Baldwin.

[trisherina]

In that you see his bits around despite your better efforts?