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dinzdale
04-08-2003, 05:03 PM
If I just invented a man's personal hygene product what would I call it?

Or a women's intimate thingy?


Answers below please....suitably embarrassing for your better half to purchase for you.........
Frieda
04-08-2003, 05:07 PM
umm.. cheese remover?
masterofNone
04-08-2003, 05:11 PM
scroteze
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 05:14 PM
i liked Orgasmatron 6000 , thanks dinz
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 05:18 PM
Knob-so-Soft

Poxaway

Lip Floss
lapietra
04-08-2003, 05:20 PM
ahhh... I see how you are...
You had those all ready to go...

(damn!!! Why can't I think of anything???)
:D
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 05:29 PM
noskidz
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 05:33 PM
Quim-Wipes


Poo-Tips


Cilt-fresh
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 05:42 PM
even i can't post what i was just thinking.
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 05:44 PM
Jumbo-pax
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 05:47 PM
shrinkydink
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 05:49 PM
exagerex
viagratonic
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 06:07 PM
ballseline
Frieda
04-08-2003, 06:19 PM
scur-V-gone
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 06:21 PM
Little Big Man Grooming Kit


Peter Polish


Lemon Fresh Ring Shine


Strawberry Knutt Oil
Frieda
04-08-2003, 06:23 PM
hey! keep strawberries out of this.



dong-glo
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 06:24 PM
Minge Mop

Gusset Whiff
priceyfatprude
04-08-2003, 06:37 PM
kitten mitten
Deviate
04-08-2003, 06:48 PM
Whood Needzum.
Deviate
04-08-2003, 06:48 PM
mounder pounder

wig wag
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 06:52 PM
Bonerboyz
noxxville
04-08-2003, 06:54 PM
Re-Member
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 06:54 PM
Ab-Zorba the Greek

Tuna-Gone
noxxville
04-08-2003, 06:56 PM
Little Peter Pecker Cleaner
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 06:58 PM
we need slogans for these.
BonerBoyz Fattysnax, for those times when when one just isn't enough
masterofNone
04-08-2003, 06:58 PM
There's always the famous "Tunnela" brand douche.




Tunnela Love

Tunnela Tuna
noxxville
04-08-2003, 07:00 PM
Toss the Dog a Boner Spray
Deviate
04-08-2003, 07:01 PM
the other white meat
noxxville
04-08-2003, 07:01 PM
Happy Chin's Clam Cleaner
masterofNone
04-08-2003, 07:01 PM
swamp no more
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 07:02 PM
or nolimpdix, enlarger lotion, It takes two hands...


lower the bar some more
Deviate
04-08-2003, 07:02 PM
the Funkinator
RuneT
04-08-2003, 07:03 PM
Wash & Cum

Did I get lucky when drunk last night test kit

Spunk filter

Spunk remover
Deviate
04-08-2003, 07:03 PM
Noxx's Ol' Time Cootie-Warshin' Tonic
noxxville
04-08-2003, 07:03 PM
Pete's All Natural Wood Greaser
masterofNone
04-08-2003, 07:04 PM
Woody's all natural Peter Greaser
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 07:04 PM
Captain Beefy Pecker Protein

Lip Clip

Shrink-Wrap Rascal Wrapper
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 07:05 PM
smorcum energy tonic, more than just another sports drink
noxxville
04-08-2003, 07:06 PM
Lip Liberator
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 07:06 PM
slickdick 50, it's everyhwere you want to be
RuneT
04-08-2003, 07:11 PM
If you are BIG and can't have sex we have the aid that will revolutionize your sex life. Buy Penis finder 3.0 now and we will give you a Vagina localizer 2.0 for free!
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 07:14 PM
Vaguvinator - puts the youth back in your tired old cooter
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 07:17 PM
Harry Hold-U-Hard Delay Spray
RuneT
04-08-2003, 07:21 PM
Inflatable sex toys repair kit
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 07:22 PM
Littlepricks training pants
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 07:24 PM
Queefy Air Freshener
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 07:24 PM
Licketysplits...



*laughing too much can't go on*
RuneT
04-08-2003, 07:25 PM
Bobbit emergency save & repair kit
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 07:29 PM
Ginsu dismemberator


sorry it was the bobbit thing
dinzdale
04-08-2003, 08:10 PM
Minge-Tite O-Ring Insert - for when you've lost your grip
Madmack
04-08-2003, 08:13 PM
Godzillabrator...
Red Princess
04-08-2003, 08:30 PM
well i guess THAT gets the last word
masterofNone
04-08-2003, 09:15 PM
Jill Hammer
zenbabe
04-08-2003, 09:43 PM
MON's Bionic Hot Sauce