Ze-Monkey Trivia

[ambo]

Okay, I'm relatively new here, and you long-time ze-monkeys may have already done this, but humor me...
:p

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment

6. How many Ze products you have purchased

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?

[Frieda]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
i dont feel like doing it, you do it!

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
most: the yahoo messenger buzzer
least: hey, you have to work this weekend!

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
a magnolia

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
i get chicken pox every year.. not like little kids have it, but just one or two pox. i have a weird body. athletes foot? no, thank you. never!

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
people telling me i make them smile

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
none

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
this is a trick question isn't it! my eyesight! :D

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
no comment

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
ze's

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
about 6 or 7 hours

[lapietra]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
Overbooked. :)

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
most: purring; a certain someone's voice, heard only once or twice; wind in the trees on a hilltop; the ocean; coffee beans being ground in the morning at my dad's; the 'cello; a guitar being played really well; the words "thank you"
least: the alarm; the phone; the sound my car's making lately; rap music

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
Peach tree

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
Am I being given a choice? guh.
I guess athlete's foot 'cos chicken pox can lead to shingles later in life...

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
A post I read the day before yesterday. And a series of posts yesterday... :)

6. How many Ze products you have purchased.
Not a one. No credit cards. :(

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
Others' eyes

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
My eyes, I guess :)

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
hmmmmm...flabbygums' maybe :) And I *love* rmr's...

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
8 to 10

[chuckie egg]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
.......I dont feel very well

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
I like my mobile phone ringing
I do not like my work phone ringing!

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
An oak tree, I'd live for a very long time and watch the world go by

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
Athletes foot is my friend, he comes to visit me every few months or so.

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
We got a new Mac in out office today... its beautiful!

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
None

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
My boyfriends eyes (soppy I know)

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
hmmm.... good question. I happy with my boobs, is that good enough?

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
Lapietras

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
depends... probably about half an hour (including shower time)


:D

[Deviate]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
like plans? not feeling like it.

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
birds / the "ki-ki-ki" sound in Linkletter voical training when done properly

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
Flowering Spring Snow Crab

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
Chicken Pox. at least i can be uncomfortable at home with this one

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
balloons on my 18th birthday. i'd never gotten balloons on my birthday before.

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
none

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
my Bear

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
eyes

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
none, really

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
as few as possible

[bealeblues]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something

"today's not the day"-- actually that's more for having people leave me alone

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)

most: hearing my daughter tell me she loves me
least: my alarm clock at 5 am

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?

redwood i guess

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?

athlete's foot. chicken pox bites ass

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment

my friday night band mixed in a new song in their set

6. How many Ze products you have purchased

none so far

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded

my own reflection. (just kidding)... actually, my daughter's face

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)

my voice, even if branded with a southern accent

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?

i really like my jumping turdmonster, but i like seeing the various mrs. dinz #5's; and rimmer's jamming cat, even if she refuses to tell me where she got it

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?

not nearly enough

[Red Princess]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
work

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
most-music
least-the damned blender

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
a torrey pine on a bluff in del mar

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
chicken feet

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
silly email from one of the pony tail guys

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
none

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
stars

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
eyes

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
beale's

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
what day is it?

[masterofNone]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
I have other plans.

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
A woman's breath in my ear. A child whining.

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
Cedar

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
Chicken Pox

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
David Letterman's return

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
<1

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
breasts

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
eyebrows?

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
dinz' and lala's

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
<1

[amanda]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
Nihon-go wakari tsukoshi. Gomennasi.

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear
most: contented, satisified sighs
least: alarm clocks

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be?
a climbable one

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
the boogie-woogie flu, if you've got it...

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
the tailwag of the neighbor's dog everytime I walk out of my door.

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
I want the ugly flower t-shirt, but I'm still saving up my bottle caps. One day...one day... I too will be somebody.

I promise I'll get it before climbing Mt. Fuji.

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
the sky

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
the little toe on my right foot

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
my old original one.

lala and mon are pretty consistantly imaginative with their own. dinz is the most provacative, which I admire. I was concerned when moel's disapeared...but it came back as the lego man...
deev's is a good forecaster of prevailing winds.
zen's is a good antipode to her posts
beale's is fun because I see his monster in the real world.
ze's is fun to play with in photoshop
dickie's is the most regal.

But, I like what I have now-
I'm anyone, no-one, a face in the crowd, and a drop in the ocean.


10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
I was born naked

[rmr]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
I say i'm ill

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
laughter...loud hideous laughter
the word no

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
I'd be a Weeping Willow

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
Athletes Foot for sure

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
Coffee with my best friend Brooke on her deck in Mill Valley

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
None...i promise I will soon

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
my neices and nephews growing up

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
my eyes

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
I used to be very jealous of beales....

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
15 minutes...that's really wrong isn't it??

[red]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something

I don't give excuses.


2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)

most-husband welcoming me home
least-heavy construction


3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?

a cypress tree with my toes in the Guadalupe River and a swing on my branch


4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?

chicken pox—athlete's foot is forever

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment

catching a green light


6. How many Ze products you have purchased

there are products?


7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded

my family


8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)

hair, eyes, I've been told I have a nice rack


9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?

I like MoN's stuff

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?

8-10

edited twice for crappy spelling

[priceyfatprude]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something

Previous plans. (I can't do that, I'm getting together w/so & so that night)

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)

most: dog toenails on linoleum
least: someone slamming on their brakes

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?

One that doesn't crap pollen everywhere.

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?

Neither.

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment

random IM conversation

6. How many Ze products you have purchased

0

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded

Those big brown eyes.

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)

My rack. Or my DSLs.

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?

No one's.

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?

8-9

[danh]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something

I don't want to

or

I'm to busy

or

Go #$%& yourself.

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)

Most: sound of my truck running. (it means that, at least for a few minutes, I can forget about things and have some peace)

Least: the #%$^# phone. It rings every 20 minutes and it's never for me. (this is also why I never answer the phone, just let the roommates deal with it).

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?

The tree outside my window. It's nice to watch sway in the breeze.

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?

hmm.

herpes.

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment

I was able to ride my bike today.
there's little that's more fun than coasting through the walking masses.

6. How many Ze products you have purchased

I didn't know there were Ze products.

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded

Everything.

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)

My growing gut.

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?

Mine is, like, the coolest one of all.
it's soo original. :eek:

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?

not enough.

[rmr]

I love these questions...love reading everyone replies...

[LadyCrow]

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
-I'd say, "Would you show me how to do that? I want to be sure I've got it right."

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
-my niece laughing/nails on a chalkboard

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
-Willow

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
-none of the above, but thanks for asking ;)

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
-finding my favorite dip on sale & discovering the lastest state quarter in circulation

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
-none (please don't hurt me, ze...)

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
-my niece's face

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
-my eyes (wink-wink)

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
-everyone's, 'cuz I haven't figured out how to post a cool one myself (even w/lapietra's expert tutelage... right spelling?)

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
-not enough; but then again, I wouldn't want people to go blind
:D

I've said this before, & I'll say it again... I LOVE these questions!

;)

Pax,
LC

[ambo]

I've really enjoyed reading everyone's answers.
Guess it's my turn...

1. Your favorite excuse for getting out of something
Not in the mood

2. The sounds you most/least like to hear (right out of Actor's Studio)
Like: wind chimes, thunder, my kitties purrs
Dislike: cat fights, incessant coughing, my own snoring (ugh)

3. If you were a tree, which one would you be ?
Weeping Willow

4. Chicken pox or athletes foot ?
Never had athletes foot, hated chicken pox

5. An example of something very insignificant that made you happy, even if only for a moment
Getting my custom status (oh come on you all saw that one coming!)

6. How many Ze products you have purchased
2 t-shirts, CD of the Santa Song (with bonus tracks)
For those of you who didn't know there were Ze products:
http://www.zefrank.com/capitalist/index.html

7. The sight you would most miss if you were suddenly blinded
Sunrises or sunsets

8. Your best physical feature (don't be shy now, oh who am I kidding?)
my eyes

9. Which other ze-monkey's avatar do you secretly covet ?
Frieda's

10. How many hours a day on average are you naked ?
Only about an hour, which is lucky for everyone