What's in the sink drain?

[imdrsmooth]

Hair, old toothpaste and other nasty things that had me on the verge of gagging while kind of cleaning it. I need to Draino that thing and then get some sort of cleaning like device. The paperclip I had wasn't doing much damage.

[laughingbuddha]

u really are bored are u not? :)

[imdrsmooth]

Not too bored. The sink has been backing up for about 3 weeks now so I figured it was about time to try and unclog it. My roommates and I should just hire a cleaning lady for our apartment.

[laughingbuddha]

but there is nothing like living in the dirt of your own making ;)

[imdrsmooth]

Our apartment is surprisingly clean for three guys. Both my roommates are unemployed at the moment and talked about cleaning tomorrow. Go me for being employed!

[laughingbuddha]

lol!!!....GO INDEED hahahaha :) that gave me a good laugh...go having unemployed roomies? ;)

[chuckie egg]

Another good place for dirt to collect is in your keyboard!

Have a look go on... with a mere glance I can see hair (gets everywhere that stuff), crumbs from crisps and sandwiches and other general muck.... eww

[dickieC]

Surely there's some Branston in there Chuckie?

[chuckie egg]

.....oh yes!! :D

[Frieda]

ha! a friend of mine was rolling a joint once while sitting at the computer.. i made a joke, and he laughed all the pot into his keyboard.

[dickieC]

While I was playing Doom for old time's sake at the weekend, I got my old desktop keyboard out to save the keys on my laptop from a battering. God, it was filthy! The amount of dust that accumulates from three years sat in a box under my stereo table is amazing. Not only that, all the nasty grime that was on the keys from fingertip sweat. For a little tiny patch of skin it sure has a lot of sweat glands.

[chuckie egg]

My boss sneezes on his keyboard quite often... I of course would never do a thing like that! ;)

[rmr]

ooooh my god........egg shells!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imdrsmooth]

bad stuff!

[laughingbuddha]

Originally posted by Frieda
ha! a friend of mine was rolling a joint once while sitting at the computer.. i made a joke, and he laughed all the pot into his keyboard.


Thats one high keyboard!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by laughingbuddha
Thats one high keyboard!
yes.. actually.. he held it upside down and crumbs and everything came out of it, but it was too disgusting to smoke anything.. hahaha!

[imdrsmooth]

the keyboard absorbed the pot and got high.

[imdrsmooth]

I feel so cheated because you edited :(

[Frieda]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
I feel so cheated because you edited :(
hey, it's still early here.. i didn't get it at first! :D i haven't had any coffee yet!

[imdrsmooth]

Woo! 100 posts. I get to change my user describer thingy.

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by Frieda
i haven't had any coffee yet!
Morning has broken
MR. Coffee has spoken
The familiar wake-up call sings to my ears
I wake up with a shrug
To the floor with a thud
Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug?
I can now face the day
on legal speed (The American way)
I'm sketching
I'm seizing
I'm spazing
I'm shaking
I can not stop spilling on my brand new shirt
I-I-I'm wired
I'm so inspired I drank the entire pot so off to work
Here I come to save the day
on legal speed (The American way)
Drinking coffee I drink coffee Drinking coffee everyday
Lagwagon - Mr. Coffee

[laughingbuddha]

A caffeine high..i am stuck on the word high!

[imdrsmooth]

Caffeine seems to have the opposite effect on me. Of course, I haven't tried coffee to see what that does.

[laughingbuddha]

try it

[Red Princess]

my bad cat choked up a hairball on a keyboard one time, i rinsed it out, let it dry, still works

[red]

aah cats…is there any place they won't puke?

[Red Princess]

no

[red]

I have no carpeting anywhere in my house except for one rug.
That is their favorite place to puke.

[Red Princess]

mine like to puke where i will be walking in my bare feet. eeeeew.

[red]

stupid cats

[Red Princess]

they do like to live by their own rules (none) don't they?

[Red Princess]

i must have trained mine wrong....i have a pocket door on my bedroom and if i try to keep them on the other side they put their little paws undereath, grab it and bang it on the jamb until i let them in.
bang bang bang bang bang scratch scratch bang bang bang

[ambo]

Originally posted by Red Princess
they do like to live by their own rules (none) don't they?

Here are their rules (and take my word for it - I have six of the little darlings):

http://www.millan.net/funp/60/catrules.html

[priceyfatprude]

The page cannot be displayed

[ambo]

Try it now.

[red]

It's nice to know I'm not the only sufferer of a cat trying their darnedest (sp?) to open my door. My kitty can reach the knob.
I swear I can hear him wishing for opposible thumbs.

[priceyfatprude]

Thanks, that was cute.

[noxxville]

no, but I did have the theme from the Jeffersons stuck in my head.

[ambo]

Oh no ! George, Weezy, and David Gilmore in the same post.
Must stop brain.
Cannot handle this combination.