A Short Computer Quiz

[danh]

Bill Gates is:
A. Satan
B. Lucifer
C. Beelzebub
D. Other (demon)

Computers are:
A. The single greatest creation of man.
B. The greatest thing since sliced bread. (Implying that sliced bread is the single greatest creation of man.)
C. A useful tool.
D. Our unholy masters.

Apples are:
A. Delicious
B. Better than PC's
C. Useful for all sorts of things like video editing, etc.
D. Incompatible

My computer is:
A. Broken (but that begs the question as to how you're reading this).
B. An important aspect of my life, although not a dominating one.
C. The bane of my life.
D. The reason I haven't seen the sun in three days.

When I think about how life was like before the beige box:
A. I fondly reminisce about quieter times.
B. I suddenly realize exactly how old I am. (HA! old people...)
C. There was a time without computers? How did people function?
D. Have never lived it, but DAMN I want to... ::sob::

I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause:
A. Im s00per kewl
B. I'm a wanker
C. what? I don't understand...
D. I refuse to understand.


How long have you been staring at your monitor today? ______


How much of that time was spent working? ______


Working effectively? ______


Additional Comments:

[red]

Bill Gates is Satan

Computers are a useful tool.

Apples are better than PC's in so many ways and useful for all sorts of things like video editing, etc.

My computer is an important aspect of my life, although not a dominating one.

When I think about how life was like before the beige box, there was a time without computers? How did people function?

I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause I'm a wanker


How long have you been staring at your monitor today? Hmm, Sunday 2-3 hours, maybe, but the night is young!


How much of that time was spent working? None of it.

[danh]

Originally posted by nycwriters
B. I suddenly realize exactly how old I am. (HA! old people...) *HATES*

sorry:D

tee-hee;)

[ambo]

Bill Gates is:
D. Other (an extremely driven businessman)

Computers are:
D. Our unholy masters.

Apples are:
A. Delicious

My computer is:
D. The reason I haven't seen the sun in three days.

When I think about how life was like before the beige box:
C. There was a time without computers? How did people function?


I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause:
B. I'm a wanker


How long have you been staring at your monitor today?
at least 8 hours


How much of that time was spent working?
most of it, but since i was working on my site, it wasn't paid work (yet)

Working effectively?
i hope so

Additional Comments:
i dreamt about bruce willis last night - he was an android, and didn't know he had a penis

[danh]

Originally posted by ambo
Additional Comments:
i dreamt about bruce willis last night - he was an android, and didn't know he had a penis
Ha!

not *exactly* what I meant, but I didn't specify...:rolleyes:

So I guess it works. :D

[Frieda]

Bill Gates is:
A. Satan
B. Lucifer
C. Beelzebub
D. Other: the richest man on earth, and he did it very well. not that i like him.. but he's definitely not evil.

Computers are:
A. The single greatest creation of man.
B. The greatest thing since sliced bread. (Implying that sliced bread is the single greatest creation of man.)
C. A useful tool.
D. Our unholy masters.

Apples are:
A. Delicious
B. Better than PC's
C. Useful for all sorts of things like video editing, etc.
D. Incompatible

My computer is:
A. Broken (but that begs the question as to how you're reading this).
B. An important aspect of my life, although not a dominating one.
C. The bane of my life.
D. The reason I haven't seen the sun in three days. -> well, actually i have, but i had a hockey tournament this weekend.

When I think about how life was like before the beige box:
A. I fondly reminisce about quieter times.
B. I suddenly realize exactly how old I am. (HA! old people...)
C. There was a time without computers? How did people function?
D. Have never lived it, but DAMN I want to... ::sob::

I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause:
A. Im s00per kewl -> that's called 1337, you luser.
B. I'm a wanker
C. what? I don't understand...
D. I refuse to understand.


How long have you been staring at your monitor today?
2, but that's not representative. usually it's 8 hours at work and 4 hours at home.

How much of that time was spent working?
none, it's easter!


Working effectively?
look, i told you before, it's easter! i'm off! yay! :D

[priceyfatprude]

Bill Gates is:

A tool.

Computers are:

A necessary evil.

Apples are:

Delicious AND nutritious. Especially the yellow ones.

My computer is:

A piece of shit that will be running ScanDisk tonight as I sleep.

When I think about how life was like before the beige box:

I realize my house was a lot cleaner.

I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause:

Bnuh? WTF?

How long have you been staring at your monitor today? ______

4 hours.

How much of that time was spent working? ______

3 hours

Working effectively? ______

Maybe an hour.

[ambo]

Dreamt about Bruce again last night.
This time he knew.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by ambo
Dreamt about Bruce again last night.
This time he knew.
omg. i want that dream.

[ambo]

not tonight you don't
he'll be too tired

[Frieda]

Originally posted by ambo
not tonight you don't
he'll be too tired
OMG

[danh]

omg, I don't want that dream.:eek:

[priceyfatprude]

"You must be tired, baby, cause you've been running through my mind all night. "

[noxxville]

Bill Gates is:
A. Satan
B. Lucifer
C. Beelzebub
D. Other (demon): a little too dorky to be a higher demon.....maybe an annoying, yet very rich mosquito

Computers are:
A. The single greatest creation of man.
B. The greatest thing since sliced bread. (Implying that sliced bread is the single greatest creation of man.)
C. A useful tool.
D. Our unholy masters.
E. Highly-priced anchors

Apples are:
A. Delicious
B. Better than PC's
C. Useful for all sorts of things like video editing, etc.
D. Incompatible

My computer is:
A. Broken (but that begs the question as to how you're reading this).
B. An important aspect of my life, although not a dominating one.
C. The bane of my life.
D. The reason I haven't seen the sun in three days.
E. My other car is a horse

When I think about how life was like before the beige box:
A. I fondly reminisce about quieter times.
B. I suddenly realize exactly how old I am. (HA! old people...)
C. There was a time without computers? How did people function?
D. Have never lived it, but DAMN I want to... ::sob::

I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause:
A. Im s00per kewl
B. I'm a wanker
C. what? I don't understand...
D. I refuse to understand.


How long have you been staring at your monitor today? __bout an hour____


How much of that time was spent working? _most_____


Working effectively? ___never___


Additional Comments: I like beans

[danh]

Why answer my own quiz? Kause I'm bored, damnit, and have nothing better to do, thats why.

Bill Gates is:
D. Other (demon)
For all we hate him, he's done some good. Although he's still evil.

Computers are:
A. The single greatest creation of man.
D. Our unholy masters.
depends on when you ask.

Apples are:
A. Delicious


My computer is:
A. Broken
piece of crap...

When I think about how life was like before the beige box:
D. Have never lived it, but DAMN I want to... ::sob::

I wr173 l1k3 th15 kause:
D. I refuse to understand.
Kause I'm a wanker

How long have you been staring at your monitor today? ___~2 hours___


How much of that time was spent working? ___none___
didn't any computer related work today. not to say I didn't have work to do.

Working effectively? ___never___


Additional Comments: This quiz was inspired by a episode of insanity, as you can see here. (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1667&perpage=15&pagenumber=2) (sorry laughingbuddha... insanity happens)