I have learned today...

[amanda]

never try to teach the woodchuck tongue twister in any more of my classes. The word "chuck" sounds too much like the Japanese slang term for a certain part of the male anatomy.

the giggling could be heard for miles around.

[masterofNone]

as opposed to "wood".

[dinzdale]

..or Peter Piper....

[red]

that I cannot keep doing a job that I do not like

[ambo]

...that I do no like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I Am...

[Frieda]

Originally posted by red
that I cannot keep doing a job that I do not like
i learn this on average every other year..



i have learned today, that if i try to buy a bikini and sunglasses, i definitely can't find them.

(actually, i learned that last friday too.)

[red]

Why can't you find a bikini and sunglasses?
Oh wait, maybe it's finding the right bikini and sunglasses.

Or is it like trying to fins a snow shovel in Houston?

[bealeblues]

... that i can add one more person to my short list of people i really really really like

[Frieda]

Originally posted by red
Why can't you find a bikini and sunglasses?
Oh wait, maybe it's finding the right bikini and sunglasses.

Or is it like trying to fins a snow shovel in Houston?
nahh, it's about finding the right bikini and sunglasses.. sigh..
but anyway, i bought underwear. one can never have enough underwear. maybe i'll find a good pair of sunglasses on the airport!

[red]

Ha Ha HA!
Whe I went on my first trip to Europe, I forgot my sunglasses. I bought a new pair at Gatwick at a Sunglass Hut. I think those things are everywhere.

[Frieda]

ha! i left my sunglasses in the rental car in Miami.. that sucked.. i bought a new pair on the airport, but my dad stepped on that pair last week.. sigh.. and my head is really difficult for sunglasses.. i'm sure they have good ones at the airport! i have to check in at 5 am tomorrow, and will be flying at 6.30 so i guess i have time to browse! :D

[rmr]

that i just might be in love with Shepard Smith!!!!

[zenbabe]

that entering data into a test version of a database isn't exactly productive...

[Frieda]

is that michael jackson's new face??

[red]

that nycwriters has crappy timing.
Any weekend but THAT weekend. poo.

[red]

Yes, yes, but I'm not happy.
*grump*:(

[dinzdale]

Still, look on the bright side eh?

[laughingbuddha]

that to hate is to love

just not in the mood today :(

[imdrsmooth]

I should still be asleep.

[chuckie egg]

Can I join you?

[imdrsmooth]

Sure :)

[noxxville]

...that despite my prior beliefs....I may actually require sleep during the week.

...that going to the gym twice a day really and truly sucks.

....that any movie is hilarious when watched on Telemundo.

....that I need to slow down.

....that I just need a foot rub, and everything will be ok.

[bealeblues]

feet are much much worse than cotton balls

[dinzdale]

Even Superman had Kryptonite.......Probably in the shape of someone's toes......

[lapietra]

...that the first day without work is a lot of fun, the second and third suck progressively, and the fourth is actually a lot of fun...

[bealeblues]

.. that lala's new avatar freaks me out a little bit

[masterofNone]

I like it sooo much. the girl with the lemon head eyes... wait now, I'm grossed out.

[bealeblues]

i told you it was freaky

[lapietra]

well... now I'm glad I didn't go ahead with my idea of having a little dribble of lemon juice coming out the corner...
it just gets more disturbing...

[bealeblues]

just b/c it's freaky doesn't mean it isn't cool lala..... i mean, you saw 'memento' didn't you?

[rmr]

...that i need to keep an eye on my unmentionables.

[bealeblues]

and you better count them too

[lapietra]

*Loooooooooved* "Memento"... *loooooooooved* "pi".....in fact, I just love being disturbed. ;) (not grossed out... intellectually tweaked.) Makes me think differently.

[rmr]

I just counted them.....a pair is gone....BEALE!!!!!!

[ambo]

it could have been pastor fuzzy

[bealeblues]

actually we are playing gin and the highest score gets them

[dinzdale]

I thought we were playing score, and the highest gin gets them


p.s I think these have been all over her fuzzy.......

[bealeblues]

damn... the drinking is getting to me

[rmr]

i don't think either of you were playing "Score" with me....

[dinzdale]

We didnt take your undies Rims....the dog dragged them in here....

[rmr]

shhhhh!!

remember they are unmetionable

[bealeblues]

we keep telling you the dog is on it

[malina]

I have learned today...


...not one damn thing (and I really tried.....)

[zenbabe]

im stoned, im going to take a shower

[ambo]

...no matter how careful you are, unless you do it yourself, something is bound to get screwed up

[red]

trying to teach some people anything computer is like trying to teach a pig to read. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

[priceyfatprude]

...my health insurance company is always going to be a bunch of rat bastards.

...i needs me a good nap when the pollen count goes up.

...Peter Cincotti rocks my block.

...boys are rotten, made out of cotton. Well, that one I learned in the 3rd grade, it was reiterated today.

[bealeblues]

last night i learned that married women love me....

[laughingbuddha]

and... arigato gozimasu what does that mean

[bealeblues]

amanda was complaining a few days ago that that saying was being blasted down below her window by campaigners-- it means "thank you very much"... she said that if she heard it again that she would say something back that was not very so nice... so, in true beale fashion, i immediately changed my user texts to have it blasting all through the board.... she still loves me though...;)

[laughingbuddha]

thank you..think i shud change the text to that too ;)

hahaha

[bealeblues]

i think she'd just love it

[laughingbuddha]

There you have it beale ;)..let the party begin :D

[bealeblues]

all right everyone-- let's change those user texts!!!

[malina]

how how how? :D

dumb blonde

[bealeblues]

you may not have enough posts yet to do custom user texts yet malina

(fellow dumb blonde myself)

[amanda]

KONOYARÔ!





can't


stop


giggling..



you are all sneaky buggers.

[rmr]

...that i need to buy a car.

[bealeblues]

porsche boxster

[dinzdale]

cardboard boxter

[rmr]

training wheels and training bras???

[bealeblues]

that's certainly less expensive, but lacks that certain panache....

[dinzdale]

Suitable for one crazy lady and her singing dog.

[rmr]

You know I'm actually thinking of taking up singing!!!

[bealeblues]

hope you sound better than simon....


(and now here come the warheads pointed to BR)

[dinzdale]

I can see David Letterman retiring after those two together...

[rmr]

Beale....you have no taste, so I take no offense to what you say.

You wouldn't know true talent if it was rubbing you on your leg!!!

[malina]

you should teach your dog not to do that....


(I loved the KC poster!)

[dinzdale]

Rub my leg and I'll tell you if you have talent......

[rmr]

so malina.....tell me are you afraid of SARS in toronto or is the news here making a bigger deal out of it.

I'm going to be in Niagra on the Lake next month and I plan to wear a mask at all times.:D

[rmr]

Nice try, but I'm on to you.

You're one of those that would try the old popcorn trick.

(note never go to a movie with Dinz)

[dinzdale]

Like Michael Jackson?

(squeeky singing in a mask - good idea for a 3 hr TV special)

[bealeblues]

and nice try trying to change the subject there rimsey

[rmr]

change it from what???


rubbing dinz's leg?

Sorry but that's a rather short subject anyway....you should be able to sympathize with that.

[bealeblues]

i sympathize, not empathize, with anyone who has 'shortcomings' like that.

[dinzdale]

The truth will out....as they say.

Make your comments in my shadow if you will....

signed Dinz
a.k.a the human sundial.

Now back to our thread.....

[malina]

hm.. so far, 16 people are dead but SARS doesn't really affect day-to-day life here ( if you haven't been in direct contact with anyone infected ). i don't think it's necessary to wear a mask but that's up to you. ( you can't blame anyone for being careful )

if you're not planning to visit the toronto area, i wouldn't worry at all ( and even if you come down here, there is no reason to panic ).

[rmr]

hahahahahaha!!!!!

Well I've learned that anyone that needs to brag certain things, private certain things usually has a small secret to hide!!!!!!


By the way Dinz.....what happens to you when the sun isn't shining???

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by rmr

By the way Dinz.....what happens to you when the sun isn't shining???

...the moon rises.

[rmr]

I'm only kidding about the mask, but my nature is to panic.

You should see me on a plane....it's pretty damn awful. I mean seriously it's all I can do to keep the words "we're all going to die" from coming out of my mouth at take off, while we're in the air and landing.

The best flight I ever had was when I flew to London and I took a good old valuim.....NO PAIN!!!

[Deviate]

that i am not suited for zemonkey flirting threads.....

[rmr]

Hey Dev.....is that RAM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?? How's that for flirting?

Missed you, glad you are back!!!

[ambo]

me neither Dev, me neither

i've been watching this thread with mild amusement

i may be old, but in my day we flirted a bit differently

[dinzdale]

You're confused with actual "wooing"....this is just trying to get a shag.

[laughingbuddha]

hmmm..in person..is that close.. :D

[rmr]

Exactly Dinz.....trying to shag and trying to woo are two completely different things.

Besides....I'm a sick person......I've admitted that a long time ago!!!

[laughingbuddha]

Boozing is not an art!

[bealeblues]

try boozing with us on friday night band night-- that's an artform

[ambo]

Originally posted by dinzdale
You're confused with actual "wooing"....this is just trying to get a shag.

au contraire dinz
all of the flirting i did had everything to do with "shagging", and absolutely nothing to do with "wooing"
guess i was just a bit more direct :)

[rmr]

hehehehehehe.....now that cracked me up!!!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by ambo
guess i was just a bit more direct :)

what's with the "was"??? You've still got it, now get out there and flirt 'til you get a shag......you can do it....

[ambo]

the problem is dinz, i only have eyes for you...

are you feeling a draft ?

[dinzdale]

The sun just came out .....

[bealeblues]

you're going to get the princess all riled up ambo... i think she's been trying to get a shag from dinz for months now....

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
8.5
sorry, it was too much to resist ... hehe.

...I've heard that before......

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
you're going to get the princess all riled up ambo... i think she's been trying to get a shag from dinz for months now....

if i showed up at his door in one of the princess outfits what do you think would happen? do you think there might be a reason i DON'T do that?

you can have him ambo

[bealeblues]

i'm not going anywhere near the last few things posted in this thread....

not until i've had some alcohol anyway

[Red Princess]

drink up lawyer boy

[bealeblues]

1:19 and counting until happy hour

[ambo]

aw red, by his own admission, i think there's more than enough of dinz for all of us wimmens...

i'll take the bottom half - nyuch nyuch

[Red Princess]

oh crap, that gives me the noisy rude part, thanks


oh wait, thats both parts isn't it?

[ambo]

yup, but your part has the bigger hole

[Red Princess]

you think?

[malina]

are you still staying away beale? :D

[Deviate]

Originally posted by rmr
Hey Dev.....is that RAM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??
nope, left the ram at home today, playing with the other butt heads...

-st.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by malina
are you still staying away beale? :D

beale is being a great big chicken

[bealeblues]

beale has been shouting at a lawyer for the past 20 minutes...


damn them for making me work on a friday

[malina]

damn them period !

[ambo]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Good GOD ladies. Don't you know he doesn't bathe?!

sh*t Peg, if I can stand the sight of that bandaid, I can take anything...

[Red Princess]

doesn't bathe? must be an english thing..is that what i smell?

[zenbabe]

that some people talk funny (http://www.ikissyou.org/)

[ambo]

Originally posted by zenbabe
that some people talk funny (http://www.ikissyou.org/)

sounds like they need a lawyer - beale ?

[Red Princess]

beale is pantless in the other thread

[rmr]

Originally posted by Red Princess
if i showed up at his door in one of the princess outfits what do you think would happen?


I think you might get your ass kicked.....sorry I couldn't resisit.:D

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by rmr
I think you might get your ass kicked.....sorry I couldn't resisit.:D

kicked or kissed?

[rmr]

Kicked!!!



it's really nothing against you.....i just have a hunch!!!!

[Red Princess]

please explain.....

[Deviate]

PF Chang's makes a mean Kung Pao...

-st.

[Red Princess]

well . i am confused as to who exactly is going to kick my ass. and for what reason. must have missed something somewhere

[ambo]

I don't get it either RP.
Sometimes I think I speak another language altogether.

[masterofNone]

I think rimmer was implying that Dinz would react to your appearance at his door by kicking your ass.

[ambo]

oh yeah, that makes it crystal clear moN...

[masterofNone]

have you spent any time with Dinz?

[Red Princess]

perhaps you have a point MoN. even if i were wearing shoes, he might react poorly to having his disguise blown, so to speak. ha ha ha i crack me up. sorry i will stop now. i have no intention of showing up at his door, shoes or no shoes so it is all moot anyhow


ha ha ha disguise blown.... he should be so lucky

[ambo]

what the ?

[Deviate]

not to step on a clementine.

[madasacutsnake]

That court dates can morph into a continuance like a rose into a vagina.

[Simage]

that tow truck drivers are incompetent

[trisherina]

...that five hours later, you can take your apology and shove it.

[Spicy Jack]

...i have no freakin clue what is going on and everything can be turned upside down in the drop of a hat.

[Zaftig]

. . . not only am I a thread killer. . but I'm a board killer. *looks at the tumbleweed as it blows by*

[Audreyvgs]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
That court dates can morph into a continuance like a rose into a vagina.


OMG, but not that fast. First you have to sit there for hours.

[l'azizza]

^ I miss her.

Today I learned about "rendering" as it applies to food processing.

[T.I.P.]

today i learned that there is a place two blocks away that makes really good bread and that makes me happy

[Frieda]

that it's not wednesday yet.