Sometimes...

[laughingbuddha]

Sometimes..the hate is deserved
Mostly..it is not
Sometimes...life kills
Mostly...it does not
Sometimes...time waits for you to make the move
Mostly...it is it's own master

- Me

[chuckie egg]

So true... so true...

[ambo]

Sometimes...you find all the brazil nuts
Mostly...someone got them already and all that's left are those blasted peanuts
Sometimes...you sleep blissfully through the night
Mostly...you have to get up to pee
Sometimes...you tell a joke and everyone laughs
Mostly...you sit giggling inanely by yourself

-Me

[priceyfatprude]

Sometimes...you are treated nice for Secretaries Day.

Mostly...they are secretly trying to kill you by giving you 2 pollen-filled bouquets.

Aaaaaaahhhhh-Choooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[ambo]

Hey, at least they have a Secretaries Day.

I don't get a Sorry Loser That Has to Schlep To Work Day :mad:

[laughingbuddha]

Sometimes the day gets off to a good start
Mostly...I am still half asleep

[agentsmith]

sometimes...




oh







forget it!

[Deviate]

sometimes you fall asleep outside after a hard day's work.
mostly you fall asleep in front of the couch watching trying to decide whether or not to do the work in first place.

[zenbabe]

Sometimes you just don't feel like going outside...so you don't...

[bealeblues]

"sometimes you have to fight your hands to keep them from steering your car into and through the bridge..."

this was actually said in the middle of a typically mind numbing property lecture during my second year of law school by a visiting professor.... and this was one of the more docile things she said during the semester....

[malina]

some.... yeah............ *smacks lips*

[Deviate]

sometimes you swallow your fears and you talk to the wallflower beauty.
mostly you go home early, just to paint her on your eyelids as you sleep in front of the pool.

[bealeblues]

that should've been put in the random thread b/c i KNOW that could not apply to anyone on this board....

[malina]

we're all wallflowers! *hands dev martini* cheers!

[Deviate]

oh of course not.

wait, wait, wait... it seems to remind me of someone....

oh, gotta split, got someone giving me death threats on IM...

-st.

[bealeblues]

now who would give you death threats deev? break out that kickboxing shite.....

[Deviate]

gee, i don't know, but i seem to irk the south a bit. seems they're still angry they lost the damn war....

-st.

[bealeblues]

we didn't lose no stinkin' war.... just ask anyone down here

[Deviate]

ooh, hello Monsieur Hostility, a little upset that y'all had to give up and give in?

-st.

[bealeblues]

the south will rise again

[malina]

lol beale

[Deviate]

oh the South is at the top of their game...

that is, if you like bassackwards slow-talkin inbreds whose brains have so melted in the sweltering heat that think they're livin in the 1800's....

well, then the South has risen.

-st.

[bealeblues]

come move in with me deev... you'll LOVE it

[Deviate]

moving to the south...

hmm...

isn't that one of Dante's levels of hell?

-st.

[bealeblues]

yes. yes it is.

then comes nebraska!

[Deviate]

oooh, good one.

-st.

[malina]

i have a gator snow globe from new orleans :D

no wait mississippi ?

some damn gator farm out in the boonies ....

[bealeblues]

you've just described every gator farm in the south malina...

we give new meaning to the term "boonies".... except for the children of the corn wilderness of nebraska....

[Deviate]

ah, talk about Nebraska all you want. i don't live in Nebraska. i live in Omaha.

-st.

[malina]

this is all so new to me..... *nervously fondles a sleeve*

[bealeblues]

did omaha suddenly become part of iowa when i wasn't looking? like that'd be any better....

[Deviate]

oh GOD no! i'm still campaigning that we dig a trench, flood Iowa and make the biggest lake in the country, hell, in the WORLD.

-st.

[ambo]

Sometimes
...you want to scratch your butt so bad
Mostly
...you have to wait 'till nobody is looking