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lukkucairi
10-19-2008, 11:27 PM
knowing when your encyclopedic knowledge of and boundless enthusiasm for Monty Python crosses the line from "engagingly weird" to "socially toxic"
lukkucairi
10-19-2008, 11:30 PM
sensing the point at which putting one more log on the campfire will expose you as an unreconstructed pyromaniac
lukkucairi
10-19-2008, 11:31 PM
asking your mom about her bridge game last wednesday and actually listening to the answer
lukkucairi
10-20-2008, 12:13 PM
pee downhill
Coffee
10-20-2008, 01:14 PM
Don't attempt to swipe off a piece of kelp from the undersiide of a boat with your bare hands, where there iis kelp there is probably barnacles.
MoJoRiSin
10-20-2008, 01:33 PM
^good one coffee, ii will have to remember that one !! ;)
Coffee
10-20-2008, 07:16 PM
I'll certainly never forget it. :(
brightpearl
10-20-2008, 07:34 PM
^OW. Papercuts don't hold a candle to barnacle cuts. :(
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My grandma got me through second grade math by pointing out that division is just multiplication backwards. I was very confused about why the teacher hadn't just said that in the first place. :D
lukkucairi
11-07-2008, 05:41 AM
when you lose your sense of humor, it's time to step back
lukkucairi
11-09-2008, 02:12 AM
a tempur-pedic bed is worth every penny
lukkucairi
11-09-2008, 02:15 AM
in general, remember to ask Hfox first.
MoJoRiSin
11-09-2008, 09:26 PM
don't underestimate zero
lukkucairi
11-12-2008, 03:21 AM
the answer is generally "chartreuse"
Jack Flanders
11-12-2008, 03:37 AM
knowing when your encyclopedic knowledge of and boundless enthusiasm for Monty Python crosses the line from "engagingly weird" to "socially toxic"

actually was at a party recently with some younger folk attending and got the blank smile-stare after quoting some Python. :mad: f'em but my kids get it:D :D
Jack Flanders
11-12-2008, 03:45 AM
poison ivy - leaf to root it's all bad
lukkucairi
11-12-2008, 07:54 PM
sniff before eating :)
lukkucairi
11-12-2008, 07:55 PM
even though the soldering iron temperature is labelled in "deg F x10" you should know that the "85" end of the dial is fwcking hot.
magdalen
11-13-2008, 07:20 AM
It took years and years to find the essence of oneself and than finally it happens to be a big black hole. :eek:
(with thanks to Jos from Spain ;) )
MoJoRiSin
11-13-2008, 02:06 PM
Mo is no longer confused about why may of those renaissance models were

past their prime
lukkucairi
12-02-2008, 11:39 AM
it'll pass
dddrum
12-02-2008, 02:09 PM
Hertz, donut?
brightpearl
08-02-2011, 01:13 PM
"Sin, young man, is when you treat people as things."
Granny Weatherwax
MoJoRiSin
08-03-2011, 04:18 PM
In America electric bicycles will never
((Fill in the blank))
All the people that have them here
Say that they start pedaling whenever
Somone can see them. ??? Huh
How pathetic is
THAT!!! Huge smiley here of course

Inside information
Mo once advised someone to invest in a company that makes them
**Guess she is actually not so pshychic!**
More later....
(Always)