Bumper Stickers

[ambo]

I thought this would be an interesting thread.
I've seen some great bumper stickers.

Like...

NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT

I love that one.

Maybe you've seen one that made you laugh.
You can make up your own if you'd like, doesn't have to be one you saw...

[masterofNone]

yeasterday I saw a bumper sticker that read





"honk if you" folllowed by an arrow that pointed up.


It took me several minutes to notice that it was pointing to his license plate which read

"MR BATE"




....of course I honked.

[Trishya]

This was written/ scrawled on the back window of a really dirty SUV:

I'LL BET YOU WISH YOUR WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY!

much better then 'wash me' don't you think? of course there were some assumptions made...but IT totally cracked me up!

Trish

[beckstra]

I have a bumper sticker on my station wagon with a cartoon monkey sticking it's tongue out...it says: I Fling Poo. You'd not believe the amount of pointing that's done to my car on a regular basis. Also, all my kids know my car because of that and the many other bumper stickers. I'm a big fan of bumper stickers.

Oh, and I *do* fling poo.

[Hermione]

I was on a fieldtrip when I was in 6th grade. We were driving on the bus and a truckdriver pulled up next to us. On his window read:

I am only horny on days that end in Y

[zenbabe]

I saw one the other day that said

FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

[ambo]

Another good one I saw:


DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
YOU MIGHT HIT A BUMP
AND SPILL YOUR DRINK

[priceyfatprude]

TWELVE O'CLOCK GIRL IN A NINE O'CLOCK TOWN

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS

MY KID GOT YOUR HONOR STUDENT PREGNANT

I BET YOU'D DRIVE A LOT BETTER W/THAT PHONE UP YOUR BUTT.

and my personal fave, that I have in my cubicle @ work:

THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT HOUSE FELL ON MY SISTER.

[priceyfatprude]

Oh &

HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA

[ambo]

Wow PFP, so many wonderful little lines,
but my favorite:

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS

hilarious !

[agentsmith]

hee
got one, ahem


please ram into me
ex-spouse in trunk

[danh]

the one's on my truck

Discourage inbreeding, ban country music

You’re just jealous that the voices talk to me.

One that I want.

text is upside down
If you can read this, please flip me back over

[zenbabe]

"Somewhere in Texas a village is looking for its idiot!"

[priceyfatprude]

MY PEDOPHILE PRIEST SUPPORTS TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE

[Coffee]

My fav.

JESUS LOVES YOU
everyone else thinks you are an asshole

[Smartypants]

MY CATHOLIC PRIEST MOLESTED YOUR HONOR STUDENT

[rmr]

gas...grass....or ass.....no one rides for free


or if you get any closer i'll fart

[Smartypants]

Jesus is Watching You Smack Your Bitch

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Flatter Jesus or He'll Torture You In Hell

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As God is My Waitress, I'll Never go Hungry Again!

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Ask Me About Being a Christian Crack Whore

[trisherina]

SINK or SWIM with TEDDY K

[Audreyvgs]

I was always kind of disgusted with the "if you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windshield" What class.

[Aphrodite]

Something Wiccan this way comes

[Frieda]

i used to have one that said "i killed kenny", then one that said "how´s my driving? call 0800-eat-shit" and then one that said "übergeek" but i haven´t had the courage to stick anything on my poor little strawberry!

[Spicy Jack]

people with tons of bumper stickers scare me. and stickers on bran-new cars I think are kinda odd. why ruin a perfectly nice car?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
people with tons of bumper stickers scare me. and stickers on bran-new cars I think are kinda odd. why ruin a perfectly nice car?
the cars i stuck a sticker on were company cars.. muhaha!

[Coffee]

Bumper stickers eventually become old car bandaids. I swear I see cars sometimes that look like the bumperstickers are the only thing holding them together...like bumpersticker bondo. :D

So for those folks...this sticker:

My issues hide my dents.

[Smartypants]

My first car (in 1973) was a '62 VW bug on which I slapped an IMPEACH NIXON bumper sticker. One day while I was at work someone took a razor blade and neatly cut off the IM, so that the sticker read simply PEACH NIXON. A friend dubbed the car "Peaches," which stuck for a considerably longer time than the bumpersticker. (I always thought giving cars names was pretty dopey -- never did it before or since then. I haven't even put a bumper sticker on a car of mine in 20+ years -- although I am tempted to put "WWJD: Who Wants Jelly Donuts?" on my current car.)