Saturday night fun!

[imdrsmooth]

Sitting at home!!!!!

[imdrsmooth]

*dances*

[ambo]

sitting in my zefrank.com t-shirt
on the zeboard

[imdrsmooth]

I'm waiting for my rice to finish steaming.

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by moel
wow... i might even turn on some music.
Whoa Whoa Whoaaaa, don't get too crazy there. Baby steps.

[moel]

hey, you're the one steaming rice.... craziness.

[Arif-ul Haq]

d

[imdrsmooth]

Steamed rice is the best rice and most profitable rice.

[Arif-ul Haq]

d

[priceyfatprude]

Babysitting. Bah.

[Red Princess]

babysitting? PU. i used to hate that. then i got older and ornerier and people started to hide their children from me. i thought to myself 'hey, this is cool'.

[Red Princess]

and perhaps not very comfortable, hey maybe you need and operation? operating on a person can't be that much harder than operating on a computer, can it?

[ambo]

The last time I babysat, when mom came home she asked if the kids were good. I told her as far as I was concerned, the only good kid was a dead kid. That was the last time I babysat, get it ?

[malina]

Originally posted by moel
is this the new flirting thread?

yes it is !

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by moel
is this the new flirting thread?


ooooowheee baby! can i replace your hard drive? need some more RAM?


i just now realised how computer terminology sounds when used out of context.

[ambo]

oh my monitor is soooo hot
and my printer too

wait a minute, that doesn't sound sexy at all....

[malina]

( insert )

[malina]

( backspace )

[Red Princess]

zap my PRAM, hot stuff, defrag me, optimise my hard drive, oh motherboard

*faints*

[malina]

ooooooh baby!

[ambo]

we are sick
binarily
digitally
and all other waysly

[ambo]

you mean IN MY BOX ?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by moel
you've got male.

HA if that were true i wouldn't be here right now

i want to install some hardware

[malina]

( scroll lock )

[priceyfatprude]

dorks...i smell dorks

no, wait, that's just me

carry on then

[imdrsmooth]

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep this thread clean!!!!

[lapietra]

heh... think you're a bit late with that...

[malina]

( PgUp ) ( PgDn ) ( PgUp ) ( PgDn ) ( PgUp ) ( PgDn ) ...

[imdrsmooth]

It's pretty good. I added a few green tea bags to give it some flavor but it didn't work out that well.

[malina]

try a shot of sake

[priceyfatprude]

I bet it's hot & steamy when he puts it in his mouth...

[imdrsmooth]

I had to after reading about it.

[ambo]

THERE'S SNOT ON MY KEYBOARD !!!!

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I bet it's hot & steamy when he puts it in his mouth...
NO!!!!!!!!!!!! It's cold, clammy, awkward and very uncomfortable.

[priceyfatprude]

Then you're not so smooth after all, are you? bwahahahaha

[lapietra]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
I had to after reading about it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

how do I know he didn't mean to reply to *that* post....

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Then you're not so smooth after all, are you? bwahahahaha
Smoother than you'll ever know. owwwww!

[malina]

the sake's supposed to be hot silly! *shakes head*

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by lapietra
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

how do I know he didn't mean to reply to *that* post....
I should use the quote button more often hehe

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
Smoother than you'll ever know. owwwww! oooooh! burn!

sssssssssssssss

[ambo]

can't keep up with you guys

slower

slower

now faster

faster

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by malina
the sake's supposed to be hot silly! *shakes head*
Siiiiiiiiiillly me *slaps head*

[ambo]

are we going a little s&m now ?

[ambo]

with doilies ?

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by ambo
are we going a little s&m now ?
clean thread!!!
*thread nazi*
NO THREAD FOR YOU!

[ambo]

then what will you tie me up with ?

[malina]

hahahahahahahahaha

[ambo]

no, i REALLY want to know...

dr.?

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by ambo
then what will you tie me up with ?
Silk

[ambo]

oh baby

[malina]

moel - i can't figure out your avatar.. is that grover wearing a helmet??

[imdrsmooth]

Only the softest silk for your body.

[ambo]

and clean

[ambo]

a whatzer ?

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by ambo
and clean
but of course.

[ambo]

ooooh - i've got goose bumps

must go take a nice hot clean shower

[priceyfatprude]

I'm ALWAYS looking for a houseboy, moelie moelie moelie.

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by ambo
ooooh - i've got goose bumps

must go take a nice hot clean shower
I feel like I've accomplished something today.

[malina]

you still fvcked up the rice!

[ambo]

you've been a very good boy
mommy is very proud of you

[ambo]

Originally posted by moel
Does the houseboy get to stay for free?

there will of course be duties

hee hee - duties

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by malina
you still fvcked up the rice!
Naaa, it's okay. There is some green tea flavor but not as much as I was hoping for.

[priceyfatprude]

Free room & board as long as you do my laundry & my dishes & the cleaning & the cooking & the shopping. & do your laundry & your dishes too.

And then dance like a monkey for me!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by ambo
there will of course be duties

hee hee - duties LOL

[malina]

can i come and watch? ( please please please )

[ambo]

confuscious say

price too high moel

run

[imdrsmooth]

Oooo, can I wear a fez if I'm dancing like a monkey?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
Naaa, it's okay. There is some green tea flavor but not as much as I was hoping for. Did you try salting it? Also, brown rice tastes better plain than white.

[imdrsmooth]

I threw some soy sauce on the rice. It all worked out in the end as an interesting combination of flavors.

[priceyfatprude]

I have on videotape one DrSmooth dancing like a monkey, sans fez.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Also, brown rice tastes better plain than white. What am I, some kind of rice racist?

[imdrsmooth]

Really??? Did I send you a You're In College video? I don't remember.

[ambo]

PEOPLE

can we stick with either the monkey or the rice ?

i'm getting confused

[priceyfatprude]

YIC

also on that tape is Meow Fix. bwahahahahaha

[imdrsmooth]

I think it's better not to quote so people won't know if I'm talking about monkeys or rice.

[ambo]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
What am I, some kind of rice racist?

LOL

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
also on that tape is Meow Fix.
I had way too many takes on that and I still didn't get it right. I can't act.

[ambo]

Originally posted by moel
I don't want to be your houseboy if you laugh like that.

it was the laugh that convinced you ?

[priceyfatprude]

Moelie: i only laugh like that on the net. In real life, I laugh like Urkel.

Smoothy: No, it was classic.

[imdrsmooth]

I miss Cable 8 :(

[ambo]

okay, now I think I've got it

salt the racist monkey with the fez and put rice all over Moel

right ?

[malina]

MOE MUST DANCE !

[imdrsmooth]

The key ingredients are love and soy sauce.

[ambo]

oh what lessons i have learned here tonight

this is the most fun i've had on a saturday night in a long time

now i am going to go shoot myself in the head

[imdrsmooth]

I don't know if prozak would calm me down or make me more active. I'd probably just go into a coma.

[malina]

can i have your t-shirt?

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by ambo

now i am going to go shoot myself in the head
You want to live!!! LIVE!!!!!!!! *silks*

[priceyfatprude]

Somewhere out there, Fatty McTumtum looks for his next Meow Fix.

[imdrsmooth]

Yes it was. Off to play Halo now :)

[ambo]

Originally posted by malina
can i have your t-shirt?

are you kidding ?
i will be buried in this thing

[chuckie egg]

Doctor, doctor??

My neck is aching.......

[imdrsmooth]

*massages neck*
with kisses of course. You may ask, "can kisses really massage?" which I will quickly reply with, "they massage the heart."

[chuckie egg]

*swoons*