Do you ever...

[beckstra]

...just want to beat the crap out of someone you've never even had the chance to meet?

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[rmr]

....actually I have. Who do you want to beat the crap out of?

[beckstra]

No one important...I've had my chance to vent, I'm okay now.

[zenbabe]

I want to invent a device that will allow me to stab people in the face over the internet!!

[River]

Oh do I ever!!!

Please understand that I am not a violent person in the slightest... I've never been in a fight or anything.

But yes, there is one person out there whom I've never had the chance to meet and oh lordy lordy!

I wouldn't do nice things to him.

[NekoPunk]

well... i am a violent person. and i have been in many fights... (and won most of them) ^_^ but, i think i got it out of my system or something, because now, i'm all just, "whatever". people don't make me mad anymore. they just make me... whatever. ^^

[Eruantale]

Mmm, not really... but I do get this feeling from time to time when I just want to put people into a box and shake it really hard.

[funkytuba]

I want to invent a device that will allow me to stab people in the face over the internet!!


So, Zen, How's User Acceptance Testing going for your device? Do you think you're going to make a version that will work on a company intranet instead of just the internet?

[priceyfatprude]

...just want to beat the crap out of someone you've never even had the chance to meet?
Absolutely. :)

[ambo]

Me too, oh yeah.

[Jack Flanders]

Man, Beck did you ever stir the hornet's nest!!! I had phone meetings with developers and lawyers that I wanted to pour killer gas through the phone lines so they'd have a real awful, painful death. I'm OK now - not dealing with those people anymore. Just neighbors.

[madasacutsnake]

Never.

[Jack Flanders]

Never.

!

[Jack Flanders]

Never.

Liar, liar pants on fire, nose is...

[Skellington]

...just want to beat the crap out of someone you've never even had the chance to meet?

[/vent]
No, I've never wanted to do that... I think I might be a weird one here.

...Hi, btw, I just signed up, good morning/evening/afternoon/night to all :)

[zero]

enter

[Skellington]

enter
Yep... I think I've managed that bit now... I think :o ...What do I do now? ( :p )

[zero]

get nice and comfy

[Skellington]

get nice and comfy
aahh... I can do that :)

[12"razormix]

never EVER say that out loud!

[Skellington]

never EVER say that out loud!
And knowing me, I've broken the social rules already... :o And of course, I can't work out how or why... :(

[12"razormix]

ask zero! he knows all about them social rules :D

[zero]

och just dive in

[Skellington]

Zero...

What are the social rules?

[12"razormix]

hey skellie - so where are you from, what are your bizarre little shortcomings, what are you wearing, what did you have for breakfast, who do you love to hate the most? :)

[skip intro]

you have to spell evreything worng

:rolleyes:

[zero]

just dive in - it's lovely once you're under!

[12"razormix]

just don't post any pictures.

cause they're evil. :mad:

[Skellington]

hey skellie - so where are you from, what are your bizarre little shortcomings, what are you wearing, what did you have for breakfast, who do you love to hate the most? :)
I'm from Melbourne, Australia.

I can't spell, I don't get along with 99% of the population, I can't dance, even though I've spent the last ten years in various classes, I always manage to get people on message boards really pissed off with me (and I can never work out why) and I have an ego the size of a bus.

I am wearing a hat.

I had toast for breakfast... In class... at 3pm (why? I had a busy morning :D )

I hate thongs (the shoe, not the underwear), fluro coloured clothing, cheap clothing and people who put others down for being more educated or less ignorent than that are.

[Skellington]

Oh, how do you guys feel about threads going totally off topic, or changing topic? I know some message boards hate it, and some are fine with it. :confused:

[12"razormix]

you're PERFECT! :)

[zero]

now hold on a minute ms.mix

I have an ego the size of a bus.

what make/colour/capacity of bus? single or double decker?

[12"razormix]

now hold on a minute ms.mix
i don't see a bus stop! :mad:

[Skellington]

now hold on a minute ms.mix



what make/colour/capacity of bus? single or double decker?
...I think it's the bus from Prascila queen of the dessrt (did I do well on the spelling everything wrong? :D )

[12"razormix]

queen as in cheeky new gay guy or queen as in prom queen?

[craig johnston]

12" is getting over excited again.

:rolleyes:

[12"razormix]

i am an EXCELLENT driver!

[zero]

i don't see a bus stop! :mad:

busstopsign


...I think it's the bus from Prascila queen of the dessrt (did I do well on the spelling everything wrong? :D )

quite big then

[Skellington]

queen as in cheeky new gay guy or queen as in prom queen?
gay guy, this is the bus (http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004SC8F.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) in question.

And these (http://www.lib.umich.edu/aml/covers/Priscilla.jpg) are the guys :D

[craig johnston]

zero's fave bus (http://www.busphotos.co.uk/) site.

http://www.busphotos.co.uk/BLUE%20BUS-25-MM02ZVJ-2004_small.jpg

:)

[Skellington]

quite big then
...Yes, that's pretty much my point :)

[craig johnston]

innuendo is not allowed.
nobody ever innuends around here.
ever.

[12"razormix]

can we start hazing you now or are you still going with that "gentle" crap... ?

[craig johnston]

you can have a gentle crap, but don't do it around here!

:mad:

[zero]

^cj kindly refrain from your toilet jokes when 12razormiss is present :mad:


she is PROPER and does not care to hear of such things


thank you for your kind assistance in this matter

[12"razormix]

fvck yeah!

[dinzdale]

Did someone say "in your end-o?"

[12"razormix]

*pointing at johnston*

[priceyfatprude]

What if I don't want a johnston in my end-o? :(

[craig johnston]

you can have a 12" instead.

;)

[Skellington]

It looks like this place is going to be fun :)

[melissa]

Don't let them fool you.

[craig johnston]

fun-having is frowned upon around here.

:(

[12"razormix]

good morning johnston! :)

[craig johnston]

hi sweetie, wanna have fun?

;)

[12"razormix]

why yes, if it's proper, of course!

[craig johnston]

well, err, ok. you start.

:)

[12"razormix]

http://www.star991fm.com/images/70NL-TowerFell.jpg

this came up when i googled proper fun having :eek:

[12"razormix]

:mad: :( this is so not working for me.....

[funkytuba]

...bump old and crusty threads not knowing where they'll go when you do?

[zero]

:mad: :( this is so not working for me.....


may i be of kind assistance in your attempt to proper fun-have?

[12"razormix]

do you have anything that's blown over?

[zero]

groan

[12"razormix]

isn't this fun! :D

[zero]

http://ayttm.sourceforge.net/smileys/default/yahoo_eyebrow.png

[12"razormix]

proper?

[zero]

properest

[craig johnston]

http://www.cse.polyu.edu.hk/rcuhm/graphic/baker1.jpg

FUN!

[12"razormix]

that's what i'm talking about !!!

[Skellington]

My favorite... thing that's blown over, the tacoma narrows bridge.


http://www.civil.ibaraki.ac.jp/shmii/tacoma-narrows-bridge.JPG

http://www.civil.utah.edu/~blaser/MM_project/structures/Tacoma.jpg

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/video/T790611A.jsm

http://www.lib.washington.edu/specialcoll/exhibits/tnb/over6c.jpg

http://www.physics.auburn.edu/~demo/waves/3a/3a60_10.jpg

[trisherina]

watch the film (http://www.enm.bris.ac.uk/research/nonlinear/tacoma/tacoma.html)

[magdalen]

^^^^ wauw!

And I like demolitions too.
Last year 1/3 of my street (http://www.xs4all.nl/~debeer2/ketenstraat/sloop-ketenstraat-2005.htm) was taken down. I watched it for hours!

[trisherina]

Ooo! This (http://www.controlled-demolition.com/default.asp?reqLocId=4) has videos of demolitions!!

[magdalen]

Ooo! This (http://www.controlled-demolition.com/default.asp?reqLocId=4) has videos of demolitions!!
GREAT! Thank you trisherina!!!
Have you seen the world records? Amazing :D