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priceyfatprude
10-07-2003, 11:38 PM
I got nothing, I just wanted to post this after I saw fodder's new thread.

What's your favorite thing to do when the leaves fall & the seasons change?
JesusTitties
10-07-2003, 11:39 PM
get in touch with jesus
priceyfatprude
10-07-2003, 11:40 PM
The seasons don't have to change for you to do that. :p
JesusTitties
10-07-2003, 11:41 PM
then i just touch myself.
priceyfatprude
10-07-2003, 11:42 PM
How is that different from any other day? Do you use a gourd or pumpkin or perhaps a caramel apple to make it more fall-festive?
fodder
10-07-2003, 11:44 PM
buy long jackets and walk around campus in them
austin has the best fall season of anywhere
fodder
10-07-2003, 11:49 PM
dude jesus titties duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
~*WickedAngel*~
10-08-2003, 12:26 AM
play in the leaves and go for long walks
rapscalious rob
10-08-2003, 01:18 AM
The changes aren’t all that dramatic in Cali.
catbelly
10-08-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by priceyfatprude
How is that different from any other day? Do you use a gourd or pumpkin or perhaps a caramel apple to make it more fall-festive?

OMG that reminds me of a joke:

A guy is coming home from the bar, around one in the morning. He is wasted so he has left his car downtown and is walking to his home, which is far out, past farmers' fields etc. He is reminiscing about his night, and all the fiiiine ladies at the bar, and finding himself feeling rather horny, but frustrated, because he is alone on the road with no outlet. By this time, he is by Farmer Joe's pumpkin patch. His mind wanders and he thinks to himself, "pumpkins... hard outside, sooooft inside... Ahhhh!!" and he takes out his trusty swiss army knife, hops the fence, and cuts a conveniently sized hole in a likely looking pumpkin.

He's rogering away, feeling fine, when suddenly - a pair of hi-beams blast him in the arse and he realizes that there is a cop car directly behind him!

The officer comes up to him, and says, "what exactly are you doing, sir?"

Thinking quickly, he says, "Holy cow, Cinderella, is it midnight already?!"
zenbabe
10-08-2003, 02:03 PM
We don't have seasons here, we have summer and January....:rolleyes:
Frieda
10-08-2003, 02:41 PM
i get my umbrella

follow tze yellow ummmbrella
that's what the dude in Venice once said
he was german and wearing striped pants.
still, Venice was fun.