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dinzdale
10-18-2002, 02:05 PM
What the
Cr.Box
10-18-2002, 04:42 PM
heck happened
dinzdale
10-18-2002, 04:53 PM
to my
Narcissa
10-18-2002, 05:17 PM
fuzzy pink
zenbabe
10-18-2002, 05:21 PM
handcuffs that
dinzdale
10-18-2002, 06:41 PM
I left
bealeblues
10-18-2002, 07:04 PM
in Minnesota
zenbabe
10-18-2002, 07:16 PM
HOLY MONKEY!
masterofNone
10-18-2002, 08:23 PM
I regret
dinzdale
10-18-2002, 08:43 PM
leaving them
AllegroNg
10-18-2002, 09:05 PM
with that
BA Baracus
10-18-2002, 11:34 PM
malofluvious merryandrew.
cosmo949
10-19-2002, 12:40 AM
Damn those
masterofNone
10-19-2002, 01:12 AM
northerners anyway.
AllegroNg
10-19-2002, 01:14 AM
Them yankees
lapietra
10-19-2002, 06:47 PM
never understood
AllegroNg
10-19-2002, 06:57 PM
the value
lapietra
10-19-2002, 07:08 PM
of a
LlamaChick
10-20-2002, 01:17 AM
good squirrell
AllegroNg
10-20-2002, 01:53 PM
roast, that
lapietra
10-20-2002, 03:17 PM
is accompanied
AllegroNg
10-20-2002, 03:31 PM
with groundhog
masterofNone
10-20-2002, 04:07 PM
pate. But
AllegroNg
10-20-2002, 04:13 PM
check out
cosmo949
10-20-2002, 05:52 PM
that moonshine
AllegroNg
10-20-2002, 09:39 PM
, ain't it
zenbabe
10-20-2002, 11:09 PM
Da Bomb?
masterofNone
10-21-2002, 12:37 AM
Makes me
cosmo949
10-21-2002, 02:56 AM
miss my
Panda
10-21-2002, 10:29 AM
handy pink appendages
Wench
10-21-2002, 03:48 PM
and his
AllegroNg
10-21-2002, 10:34 PM
fuzzy bunny
Panda
10-22-2002, 10:19 AM
imitation slippers
Wench
10-22-2002, 01:25 PM
with bells.
dinzdale
10-22-2002, 01:59 PM
But I
Rainchild
10-22-2002, 04:22 PM
can't worry
banjoboy
10-22-2002, 05:00 PM
about you
AllegroNg
10-22-2002, 06:43 PM
, my stinky
Panda
10-24-2002, 11:05 AM
pet dog
jewelfish
10-24-2002, 03:05 PM
. Take this
wilko
10-25-2002, 12:16 AM
flounder, for
cosmo949
10-25-2002, 12:19 AM
it is
Panda
10-25-2002, 03:17 PM
past its
AllegroNg
10-25-2002, 07:19 PM
life expectancy
DaveTheAnimator
10-25-2002, 11:18 PM
I jovially
cosmo949
10-25-2002, 11:37 PM
relinquish my
lapietra
10-26-2002, 07:51 PM
flaccid balloon
AllegroNg
10-27-2002, 09:19 PM
with whatever
cosmo949
10-28-2002, 01:26 AM
joy can
infrared
10-28-2002, 11:48 PM
spring anew
Wench
10-29-2002, 03:43 PM
. What the
cosmo949
10-29-2002, 05:29 PM
blazes do you
Pandora
10-29-2002, 05:47 PM
want with
ransom
10-29-2002, 06:33 PM
my shiney
JudyPatooty
10-29-2002, 07:25 PM
hairless, rotund
zefrank
10-29-2002, 07:29 PM
flounder butts?
lapietra
10-29-2002, 11:12 PM
Isn't it
cosmo949
10-29-2002, 11:52 PM
totally alarming
zenbabe
10-30-2002, 02:18 AM
mindless blitherblather
ransom
10-30-2002, 03:35 AM
-- i digress!
Panda
10-30-2002, 09:18 AM
a germ
AllegroNg
10-30-2002, 07:39 PM
breeds with
cosmo949
10-30-2002, 10:15 PM
heedless abandon
lapietra
10-30-2002, 10:20 PM
and suddenly becomes
zenbabe
10-31-2002, 12:54 AM
several germs
Dorkahontas
11-01-2002, 07:07 PM
. Pugnacious little
Panda
11-04-2002, 09:27 AM
upstarts, living
JudyPatooty
11-04-2002, 07:11 PM
so close
zenbabe
11-04-2002, 07:46 PM
to the
AllegroNg
11-04-2002, 09:42 PM
hood, desire
cosmo949
11-05-2002, 12:44 AM
spreads easily
Panda
11-05-2002, 11:27 AM
because AK 47's
AllegroNg
11-13-2002, 09:54 PM
enjoy licking
surflugen
11-15-2002, 03:23 PM
the cheese-whiz
oldsoul2002
11-15-2002, 06:11 PM
off the
cosmo949
11-15-2002, 06:36 PM
tiny membranes.
JudyPatooty
11-17-2002, 07:22 PM
Pneumococcal meningitis
oldsoul2002
11-17-2002, 08:42 PM
occurs when
Panda
11-18-2002, 11:59 AM
he pees
AllegroNg
11-18-2002, 06:44 PM
sitting down
surflugen
11-18-2002, 06:45 PM
but only
mix137
11-18-2002, 11:01 PM
when intoxicated
cosmo949
11-19-2002, 12:56 AM
by love.
surflugen
11-19-2002, 05:51 PM
That way
Panda
11-20-2002, 09:50 AM
no harm
AllegroNg
11-20-2002, 09:55 AM
will dissolve
nycwriters
11-20-2002, 02:38 PM
the poignancy
JudyPatooty
11-20-2002, 04:07 PM
engendered by
nycwriters
11-20-2002, 04:11 PM
his imagination
AllegroNg
12-07-2002, 09:40 AM
. "Oh, GROSS!"
nycwriters
12-08-2002, 11:27 PM
I just
AllegroNg
12-09-2002, 12:10 AM
tasted that
bluephisto
12-09-2002, 12:52 PM
but sweet
nycwriters
12-10-2002, 03:36 PM
Yellow snow!
Panda
12-11-2002, 10:13 AM
Recently urinated
AllegroNg
12-12-2002, 08:13 PM
toads hop
Lauren
12-17-2002, 04:28 PM
along the
cosmo949
12-18-2002, 02:02 AM
sweet slope
jbisdaman
12-21-2002, 09:47 PM
squashing ants
Lauren
12-21-2002, 09:53 PM
without reason.
Indigo
12-26-2002, 11:32 AM
Adam ran.
Lauren
12-26-2002, 02:23 PM
He was
Indigo
12-29-2002, 04:41 PM
an Ant,
Lauren
12-29-2002, 06:08 PM
that saw
AllegroNg
12-29-2002, 07:59 PM
your mom
Lauren
12-29-2002, 07:59 PM
whos hair
wickedcanobeans
12-29-2002, 10:29 PM
was eerily
jbisdaman
12-30-2002, 02:45 AM
shampooed, and
Indigo
12-30-2002, 02:12 PM
styled hideously.
Lauren
12-30-2002, 02:52 PM
It stood
wickedcanobeans
12-30-2002, 06:13 PM
on end
noxxville
01-03-2003, 01:24 AM
when she
1kookykat
01-03-2003, 04:07 AM
climaxed. How
cosmo949
01-03-2003, 12:46 PM
oddly thrilling
1kookykat
01-03-2003, 08:26 PM
for her sugar-daddy.
noxxville
01-03-2003, 09:21 PM
He pulled
Indigo
01-03-2003, 11:00 PM
the bubblegum
AllegroNg
01-04-2003, 12:33 PM
from under
noxxville
01-04-2003, 04:52 PM
her thigh
Indigo
01-04-2003, 08:36 PM
only to
1kookykat
01-06-2003, 01:22 AM
find new
noxxville
01-06-2003, 03:22 AM
ball bearings
Panda
01-07-2003, 01:56 PM
instead of
Indigo
01-07-2003, 11:43 PM
a garter.
lapietra
01-08-2003, 12:47 AM
Lordy, lordy
1kookykat
01-08-2003, 09:21 PM
what a
cosmo949
01-08-2003, 09:24 PM
sticky wicket
funkytuba
01-08-2003, 10:02 PM
. Her hose
1kookykat
01-08-2003, 10:22 PM
were supported
cosmo949
01-09-2003, 01:52 AM
and cheered
noxxville
01-09-2003, 02:19 AM
by thirty
1kookykat
01-09-2003, 02:49 AM
garden gnomes
jenschka
01-09-2003, 03:13 AM
, who sneakily
noxxville
01-09-2003, 07:52 PM
wrote checks
1kookykat
01-09-2003, 08:41 PM
to Frederick's
funkytuba
01-09-2003, 09:14 PM
in hopes
nycwriters
01-09-2003, 11:00 PM
that high
noxxville
01-09-2003, 11:03 PM
turtles would
nycwriters
01-09-2003, 11:04 PM
see things
noxxville
01-09-2003, 11:18 PM
with their
1kookykat
01-09-2003, 11:26 PM
minds' eyes.
nycwriters
01-09-2003, 11:41 PM
Sadly, there
noxxville
01-09-2003, 11:43 PM
was pudding
Indigo
01-09-2003, 11:47 PM
all over
nycwriters
01-09-2003, 11:59 PM
his chin
noxxville
01-10-2003, 12:28 AM
and thighs.
jenschka
01-10-2003, 01:51 AM
"We REEEEALY
cosmo949
01-10-2003, 01:57 AM
need to
1kookykat
01-10-2003, 02:07 AM
focus here
lapietra
01-10-2003, 02:14 AM
"But why?"
noxxville
01-10-2003, 02:18 AM
asked the
cosmo949
01-10-2003, 02:33 AM
tiny voice
1kookykat
01-10-2003, 04:01 AM
coming from
lapietra
01-10-2003, 04:10 AM
below her
jenschka
01-10-2003, 02:44 PM
. "Why, it's
noxxville
01-10-2003, 11:38 PM
the only
Indigo
01-11-2003, 03:08 PM
outlet that
nycwriters
01-13-2003, 01:57 PM
really works."
noxxville
01-15-2003, 08:08 PM
"Piece of
jenschka
01-15-2003, 11:19 PM
GARBAGE , maaaan"
nycwriters
01-16-2003, 12:46 AM
fuzzy pink
noxxville
01-16-2003, 03:37 AM
hotpants were
Indigo
01-16-2003, 10:06 PM
lost in
Tall Thin Duke
01-01-2004, 07:15 AM
the wash
Tall Thin Duke
01-01-2004, 07:16 AM
the wash:eek:
dmplesut
01-11-2004, 03:59 PM
bleached them
Phlarm
01-12-2004, 04:47 PM
purple nurples
dmplesut
01-12-2004, 06:02 PM
eating away
AllegroNg
01-12-2004, 11:11 PM
my colors
DancingDuck
01-13-2004, 12:12 AM
in chinese
Phlarm
01-13-2004, 02:11 AM
Uncle Jesse
RevEf
01-13-2004, 03:42 AM
would have
lapietra
01-13-2004, 05:20 AM
known better
RevEf
01-13-2004, 02:10 PM
than to
dmplesut
01-13-2004, 03:45 PM
touch my
Phlarm
01-13-2004, 06:06 PM
little brown
RevEf
01-19-2004, 04:43 PM
midget named
Phlarm
01-19-2004, 11:31 PM
Kap'N Krunk
Magpie
01-20-2004, 01:48 PM
once aroused
SpecialK
01-21-2004, 05:07 AM
Of course,
chuckie egg
01-21-2004, 10:57 AM
he would
MaMiQtee5584
01-22-2004, 12:59 PM
cluck hysterically
Fulgurite
01-29-2004, 06:50 PM
then shout
Phlarm
01-29-2004, 09:20 PM
"FREE MY
Coffee
01-30-2004, 06:50 AM
FREE WILLY".
daverbee
01-30-2004, 03:44 PM
"Willy's gone!"
Fulgurite
01-30-2004, 05:10 PM
he heard
Phlarm
01-30-2004, 06:06 PM
the Captain
Coffee
01-31-2004, 01:29 AM
shout to
Phlarm
01-31-2004, 05:31 AM
his own
daverbee
02-04-2004, 03:37 PM
shadow.
Silently
straymonk
02-04-2004, 05:57 PM
drinking
breakfast
Fulgurite
02-04-2004, 05:58 PM
and smoking
Phlarm
02-04-2004, 11:26 PM
a fat
funkytuba
02-05-2004, 03:25 AM
purple cigar.
daverbee
02-05-2004, 01:28 PM
Purple was
Fulgurite
02-05-2004, 06:39 PM
the colour
straymonk
02-06-2004, 07:54 AM
his willy
daverbee
02-06-2004, 12:54 PM
turned whenever
straymonk
02-07-2004, 10:33 PM
excitement grew
Phlarm
02-08-2004, 04:31 AM
. He told
dmplesut
02-09-2004, 01:09 AM
his psychiatrist
daverbee
02-09-2004, 05:34 PM
only what
Fulgurite
02-10-2004, 01:13 AM
she wanted
straymonk
02-10-2004, 02:06 AM
to hear
RevEf
02-10-2004, 02:18 AM
. Prurient bitch.
straymonk
02-10-2004, 06:37 AM
doesn't smoke
Phlarm
02-10-2004, 01:58 PM
her own
daverbee
02-10-2004, 03:44 PM
ancient stogies!
RevEf
02-10-2004, 05:07 PM
I wish
daverbee
02-10-2004, 05:30 PM
she'd stop
straymonk
02-10-2004, 05:31 PM
telling me
daverbee
02-10-2004, 05:34 PM
I hate
Phlarm
02-10-2004, 06:03 PM
the pope
RevEf
02-10-2004, 06:07 PM
of Cleveland.
straymonk
02-11-2004, 01:22 AM
Cleveland rocks
funkytuba
02-11-2004, 04:00 AM
says Drew
daverbee
02-12-2004, 10:31 AM
but, he's
Klynne
02-15-2004, 11:54 PM
into hookers
daverbee
02-16-2004, 08:07 AM
so, how
No_Face
03-02-2004, 11:39 PM
high society
daverbee
03-03-2004, 10:44 AM
of him!
No_Face
03-03-2004, 12:43 PM
pronounced the
daverbee
03-03-2004, 12:47 PM
corporate lawyer
No_Face
03-04-2004, 11:21 PM
while under
daverbee
03-05-2004, 10:35 AM
the sink.
Gatsby
03-26-2004, 11:37 PM
"I say,"
daverbee
03-29-2004, 11:55 AM
Tony Blair
lapietra
03-29-2004, 05:07 PM
said musingly,
daverbee
03-29-2004, 06:57 PM
"Would you
dinzdale
03-29-2004, 08:47 PM
hold this
lapietra
03-29-2004, 10:30 PM
while I
daverbee
03-30-2004, 10:50 AM
zip up
Avalon
03-30-2004, 01:25 PM
this bodybag
daverbee
03-30-2004, 02:01 PM
with the
Avalon
03-30-2004, 02:11 PM
queen inside
daverbee
03-30-2004, 04:03 PM
along with
Avalon
03-30-2004, 10:05 PM
P. Diddy
surflugen
03-31-2004, 04:43 AM
What the
daverbee
03-31-2004, 10:41 AM
heck was
Avalon
03-31-2004, 01:22 PM
on his
dinzdale
03-31-2004, 01:39 PM
hands?
Look
daverbee
03-31-2004, 02:15 PM
at the
Avalon
03-31-2004, 02:20 PM
mess he
daverbee
03-31-2004, 04:14 PM
made in
lvlycwgirl
03-31-2004, 04:50 PM
the front
Avalon
03-31-2004, 05:38 PM
of his
lvlycwgirl
03-31-2004, 05:45 PM
just washed
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