View Full Version : I had a dog named... 5 word only story...
DaveTheAnimator
10-21-2002, 11:20 AM
This is a story where you finish the last person's sentance and start a new one... with five words... So Don't forget your puncuation!
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I had a dog named
Panda
10-21-2002, 12:03 PM
Baron Billy Bob, he was
Wench
10-21-2002, 03:38 PM
a stray. A mix between
NekoPunk
10-21-2002, 03:49 PM
a strange long haired poodle
DaveTheAnimator
10-21-2002, 04:46 PM
and a parakeet. His Feathers
beckstra
10-21-2002, 10:17 PM
leaving the floor an utter
Panda
10-22-2002, 10:23 AM
catastrophy. "Baron" i shouted out,
Wench
10-22-2002, 12:58 PM
"Wanna cracker?" That got his
dinzdale
10-22-2002, 02:00 PM
attention, and he began to
Wench
10-22-2002, 02:17 PM
salivate profusely. Baron's beaklike mouth
Rainchild
10-22-2002, 04:23 PM
clamped onto the cracker, but
banjoboy
10-22-2002, 04:59 PM
his teeth melted like crayons
DaveTheAnimator
10-23-2002, 05:18 AM
in a super nova. Ospiciously
Deviate
10-23-2002, 08:17 PM
a new set of teeth
AllegroNg
10-23-2002, 09:24 PM
grew rapidly out of his
lapietra
10-24-2002, 04:55 AM
fluffy rear end, thereby giving
dinzdale
10-24-2002, 12:32 PM
him the startling appearance of
micka_weer
10-25-2002, 06:31 AM
a rabid beaver. Strangely leaving
dinzdale
10-25-2002, 02:03 PM
his characteristic slug trail of
Panda
10-25-2002, 03:15 PM
baby gravy, in suspicious carvings
Fluffygorilla
10-25-2002, 08:19 PM
From his monkey friends. He
DaveTheAnimator
10-25-2002, 11:16 PM
cryed "Oh my holy God,
KittyCaller
10-26-2002, 04:19 PM
Oh Have you no mercy?
infrared
10-27-2002, 11:40 PM
"I can't eat crackers! I
dinzdale
10-28-2002, 09:24 PM
never can manage to chew
zefrank
10-28-2002, 10:56 PM
them. Please undertand this isn't
infrared
10-28-2002, 11:32 PM
my planet! I come from
dinzdale
10-29-2002, 10:59 AM
beyond the nebula you call
Wench
10-29-2002, 03:41 PM
Orion. My ship crashed in
dinzdale
10-29-2002, 04:49 PM
a seven starcruiser pile-up on
Pandora
10-29-2002, 06:07 PM
Tenerife. I was wandering toward
Panda
10-30-2002, 09:31 AM
some sort of missile silo
Pandora
10-30-2002, 11:34 AM
when I suddenly collapsed. I
dinzdale
10-30-2002, 12:08 PM
think." He wagged his mouth
Wench
10-30-2002, 06:32 PM
and ruffled a few feathers.
dinzdale
10-31-2002, 01:16 PM
That put a different perspective
Pandora
10-31-2002, 01:40 PM
on this madcap journey. While
DaveTheAnimator
11-01-2002, 06:49 AM
I have learned nothing, I
AllegroNg
11-01-2002, 02:29 PM
realized that wagging one's mouth
cosmo949
11-01-2002, 02:34 PM
could lead to a job
Pandora
11-01-2002, 04:44 PM
-less existence. Other than the
DaveTheAnimator
11-03-2002, 07:45 AM
fact that with an infectious
Panda
11-04-2002, 09:18 AM
brown stick, it could lead
JudyPatooty
11-05-2002, 02:51 PM
to extreme confusion. When does
Panda
11-08-2002, 01:11 PM
one recognise extreme confusion??? Well
ambercg33
11-12-2002, 05:50 PM
it all starts with the
netflower
11-12-2002, 06:17 PM
meatball grinding monkey man. He
JudyPatooty
11-13-2002, 05:46 PM
takes a brain and stirs
ambercg33
11-13-2002, 07:11 PM
at a medium pace. Then
Glyph
11-13-2002, 07:33 PM
add a bit of paprika
AllegroNg
11-13-2002, 09:34 PM
, be certain brain's room temperature!
cosmo949
11-13-2002, 09:49 PM
Grease a small casserole dish
AllegroNg
11-13-2002, 09:52 PM
using butter or monkey snot
Glyph
11-14-2002, 08:07 PM
or whatever greasy thing you have handy
Max Power
11-14-2002, 09:47 PM
. (Tip: add some belly-button lint
Panda
11-18-2002, 01:52 PM
for texture) Stir vigourously for
AllegroNg
11-18-2002, 06:45 PM
twenty-five hours. Meanwhile, the brains
bealeblues
11-18-2002, 06:52 PM
tend to spatter. Watch out.
AllegroNg
11-18-2002, 07:03 PM
You may want to use
JudyPatooty
11-18-2002, 07:07 PM
an apron if you
bealeblues
11-18-2002, 07:13 PM
are wearing a camel hair
Glyph
11-19-2002, 01:48 AM
or have allergies,
cosmo949
11-19-2002, 01:52 AM
or a nasty heat rash.
Glyph
11-19-2002, 01:55 AM
It has been known to cause
mix137
11-19-2002, 02:20 AM
a placebo effect when applied
Glyph
11-19-2002, 02:23 AM
without the paprika
cosmo949
11-19-2002, 02:26 AM
or a sense of humor.
Glyph
11-19-2002, 02:27 AM
which is essential to the
Panda
11-20-2002, 10:05 AM
basting of a small pensioner
JudyPatooty
11-20-2002, 04:09 PM
who resides at a home
nycwriters
11-20-2002, 04:12 PM
for the criminally insane
jbisdaman
12-22-2002, 01:21 AM
so that he can focus
Indigo
12-26-2002, 05:24 AM
on his lack of hygine.
jbisdaman
12-30-2002, 02:16 AM
He is sure to never
Indigo
12-30-2002, 02:17 PM
get a date with Lorraine.
wickedcanobeans
12-30-2002, 06:14 PM
However, he is sure to
Indigo
12-31-2002, 10:19 PM
smell a damn sight better.
wickedcanobeans
12-31-2002, 10:20 PM
If only monkies would act
Indigo
12-31-2002, 10:41 PM
like monkeys, he wouldn't be
wickedcanobeans
01-02-2003, 02:27 AM
in the deepest shit he
noxxville
01-03-2003, 01:22 AM
could possibly be. "What the
Indigo
01-03-2003, 02:27 AM
hell is this bill for!?!?"
Panda
01-07-2003, 02:00 PM
"possibly for buying tasty beers"
weissenflatz
05-10-2004, 01:04 PM
countered the tasty waitress with
Marquesa
05-22-2004, 05:01 AM
with two big.....clenched fists
weissenflatz
05-25-2004, 01:47 PM
holding her huge and juicy
straymonk
05-26-2004, 08:02 AM
mugs of ale, so invitingly
weissenflatz
05-26-2004, 08:34 AM
he could not refuse. But
lapietra
05-27-2004, 06:18 AM
with the arrival of the
weissenflatz
05-27-2004, 08:25 AM
unfortunate twins, that got separated
deirdregurl
06-03-2004, 08:33 AM
a source of dire news
weissenflatz
06-03-2004, 01:37 PM
was found around noon. Luckily
deirdregurl
06-04-2004, 02:09 AM
no one was around to
weissenflatz
06-07-2004, 07:37 AM
scoop up the dirty turds
funkytuba
06-08-2004, 01:14 AM
until they had dried. Mingling
deirdregurl
06-08-2004, 01:40 AM
in the vastness of night
funkytuba
06-08-2004, 02:23 AM
my dog (remember him?) found
deirdregurl
06-08-2004, 03:46 AM
an itsy bitsy teeny weeny
weissenflatz
06-08-2004, 12:46 PM
chihuahua that was left behind
funkytuba
06-08-2004, 05:02 PM
to mate with. Once he
Klynne
06-08-2004, 08:56 PM
did the deed he left.
deirdregurl
06-09-2004, 12:15 AM
Oh, the poor chihuhua was
straymonk
06-09-2004, 02:59 AM
left in a family way.
weissenflatz
06-09-2004, 08:03 AM
Funkies dog left in search
Aphrodite
06-12-2004, 11:06 PM
behind a restaurant. He ate
straymonk
06-13-2004, 04:08 AM
seafood fettucini in clam sauce
funkytuba
06-13-2004, 04:47 AM
which his feathers (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=2396#post2396) only slightly
Hyakujo's Fox
06-13-2004, 06:26 AM
impeded on its way into
weissenflatz
06-14-2004, 08:03 AM
eternal oblivion. So where does
Audreyvgs
06-24-2004, 12:10 PM
a dog get Pepto-Bismol?
weissenflatz
06-25-2004, 10:31 AM
The friendly neighbour recommended googling
clipmgr
06-26-2004, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by weissenflatz
The friendly neighbour recommended googling
or did he say "gargling?"
Clytie
06-26-2004, 12:11 PM
Either way, there was nothing
Klynne
06-30-2004, 03:11 AM
I could do, to stop
weissenflatz
06-30-2004, 08:19 AM
the evil witch that had
Clytie
06-30-2004, 02:22 PM
secretly snuck up behind him
Abby Normal
06-30-2004, 03:27 PM
to tell him the story
weissenflatz
07-01-2004, 10:17 AM
about the real intentions of
Clytie
07-02-2004, 02:30 PM
the seemingly intelligent yet obviously
inadequate little green button you
weissenflatz
07-16-2004, 08:13 AM
should press only after unlocking
Abby Normal
07-29-2004, 06:52 PM
the secret door behind the
Clytie
08-02-2004, 03:18 PM
largest pile of wambat secretions.
slurpeedemon
08-02-2004, 05:46 PM
There, you will find the
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