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WOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTY!!! WHO WANTS A BEER??
Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
(quick break)
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go
Perky Pat
11-21-2003, 05:09 PM
Turkey & Gravy soda (http://www.jonessoda.com/files/turkey.html) for me please. http://www.jonessoda.com/gifs5/turkeygravey.jpg
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!
BEER..........You are my best friend on fridays!!!!
I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand
Because...
When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks were so hot
I made the teacher want to dance
And that's why...
Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
the boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And i pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because..
I CAN BANG ON THAT DRUM
HEY, YOU WANT TO A BANG AT IT?
i CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
messycoloring
11-21-2003, 05:17 PM
99 bottles of beer on the wall, if one of those bottles should happen to fall then
it would be a farking shame
Klynne
11-21-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Beer
mmmmmmmm beer
Nothing goes better with beer than wild sex.
malina
11-21-2003, 05:19 PM
Rip it up
Move down
Rip it up
Move it down to the ground
Rip it up
Cool down
Rip it up
Get out what's inside of you
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/resources/democracy/us.them/images/salgado.jpg
Chorus: TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE
MY WOMAN DONE LEFT AND TOOK ALL OF THE REASONS I WAS WORKING FOR
YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY/ WHEN I WALK OUT THE DOOR
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT/ I AINT WORKIN HERE NO MORE
I BEEN WORKING IN THIS FACTORY/ PRETTY CLOSE TO 15 YEARS
IVE SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS WOMEN/ STANDING IN A POOL OF TEARS
IVE SEEN A LOT OF KINFOLKS DYING/ I HAD A LOT OF BILLS TO PAY
LORD, ID GIVE THE SHIRT RIGHT OFFIN MY BACK/ IF I HAD THE NERVE TO SAY:
Repeat Chorus
THE FOREMAN IS A REGULAR S.O.B. AND THE NIGHT BOSS, HES A FOOL
HE GOT HIMSELF A BRAND NEW FLATTOP HAIRCUT
LORD, HE REALLY THINKS THATS COOL
ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GONNA BLOW MY TOP
AND THERES GONNA BE HELL TO PAY
I CANT WAIT TO SEE THEIR FACES WHEN I GET THE NERVE TO SAY
Repeat Chorus
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT . . .
http://www.natfoodzim.com/beers.jpg
bealeblues
11-21-2003, 05:23 PM
OH HELL YES. a little J.Paycheck to kick off my week in deliveranceland.
I'm looking forward to seeing you all tonight. Hell I'm going cannibal :D :D
here is an actual picture of me at "quitting time"
http://www.friedsocialworker.com/images/safetoleave2.gif
Coffee
11-21-2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Beer
I'm looking forward to seeing you all tonight. Hell I'm going cannibal :D :D
You are def. on the party list tonight Beer. Wine is here too...but we wont require the two of you to dance together. As host though I have to mingle with all the guests...heh...yumm.
Coffee
11-21-2003, 05:44 PM
Oh...and I highly recomend having 40th birthdays on fridays...I am so looking forward to my hangover tommorow.
dinzdale
11-21-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by rmr
here is an actual picture of me at "quitting time"
http://www.friedsocialworker.com/images/safetoleave2.gif
Help me....I cant stop laughing at this ..........HAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA.. ...
Originally posted by dinzdale
Help me....I cant stop laughing at this ..........HAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA.. ...
you wanna rock my world baby doll???
dinzdale
11-21-2003, 06:01 PM
Let's go crazy !!
Originally posted by dinzdale
Let's go crazy !!
"What is it about great sex that makes me have to take a crap? You jarred something loose, tiger!"
bealeblues
11-21-2003, 06:09 PM
gotta love kingpin
i feel like i'm going to self-combust tonight............I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
dinzdale
11-21-2003, 06:19 PM
Just dont light your farts again.....
Red Princess
11-21-2003, 06:29 PM
are we dancing nekkid yet? i wanna dance nekkid
yes, you are more then welcome to dance naked here. I prefer to keep my clothes on...........the arse, remember?
Red Princess
11-21-2003, 06:38 PM
if they all get drunk enough you will have the arse of brittny spears, trust me
dinzdale
11-21-2003, 06:40 PM
...or JLo on steroids :eek:
Originally posted by dinzdale
...or JLo on steroids :eek:
:eek: oh my god, you said that out-loud
dinzdale
11-21-2003, 06:44 PM
No I didnt...this is all in my head....I am the walrus, Koo koo ka-choo..
Red Princess
11-21-2003, 07:05 PM
yes you did i heard you
priceyfatprude
11-21-2003, 07:27 PM
Beer, sweetie, I will CUL8R!
agentsmith
11-21-2003, 08:49 PM
heres a wittle somefin...http://www22.brinkster.com/thegrimweeper/boomanim.gif
It's ON folks... I'm gonna get really drunk tonight. Mrs. Beer just got home from the doctor, and there's going to be a little beer running around next July.
Burp!
I'll drink to that!!
Congrats........that's great news.
funkytuba
11-22-2003, 01:11 AM
woo hoo! Congrats!!!
We've got another little tuba in the oven as well, due late May
sweetness. We'll drink beer out of tubas!!
WOW......I hope this baby thing isn't contagious......we've got a baby beer, funkytuba and tinabina on the way. as well as a brand new baby surf. OMG does this board make you pregnant????
jaymirror
11-22-2003, 11:50 AM
Not if you read the 'only for the chicks' thread carefully.
i think i need to re-read that thread......i'm getting a bit concerned.
jaymirror
11-22-2003, 11:56 AM
I'm not so worried, if i get a baby from the board i will just post it and i'm sure the monkeys will take good care.
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