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[JesusTitties]

its 930pm on xmas eve and i have nothing to do

[Frieda]

it´s 3.38 am on christmas day and i have nothing to do

[JesusTitties]

you can talk to me if you like

[Frieda]

okay

what are we going to talk about?

[JesusTitties]

well right now i am drinking johnny walker black, neat. while watching a special shit xmas movie about a lady who abducted a child from a hospital on xmas eve.
i have had my room called three times in 45 mins, someone looking for someone who is blatantly not here. clearly they are intoxicated. and i frequently tune in and out to the porno station that you get 20 seconds free until it scrambles.

[Frieda]

why watch porno on tv if you have the internet?

[JesusTitties]

this is a company computer, and i cant bring myself to look at porno on it, even though i think i know how to get rid of all traces, chances are i would forget something and then my collegues will see that jesustitties enjoys the www.pregnantandamputees.com website.

[Frieda]

i don´t know if i want to click that. i don´t think i will. :D

so how far has johnny been walking today? quite far or did you just get started?

[JesusTitties]

i didnt mean for that to come up as a link, i dont even think its a website, it was just an example.

johnny and i are 50/50 squared right now, he is putting up a fight but i think ill get the better of it.

[Frieda]

woo, a walk on the wild side! :D

where are you, anyway?

[JesusTitties]

im in a hotel room.

what about you, what is your scenerio.

[Frieda]

i am at my parents, in the process of moving back in with them. :eek:


i should get a hotel room!

[JesusTitties]

i remember your picture, i think i remember thinking youre hot.

[Frieda]

thank you thank you :)

how´s johnny?

[JesusTitties]

DONT PATRONIZE ME

[RuneT]

mery xmas jt!
how are you?

[JesusTitties]

hi rune.
im alright. what are you doing, describe your scenerio.

[JesusTitties]

rune, you strike me as a happy balanced man.

[RuneT]

I'm talking to frieda on yahoo.

Sorry to dissapoint you but I'm not balanced atm, heh.
Where the hell are you now?

[Frieda]

i wnt to walk with johnny

[JesusTitties]

im smashed
and johnny doesnt do the talking around here, i do.
lets talk about something interesting

werent you just saying how you hate the jews

[Frieda]

no, my grandmother was one

weren´t you just saying that you voted for bush?

[JesusTitties]

no, im canadian.
werent you just saying that jesus got what he had coming?

[RuneT]

was that the bar bell?

[Frieda]

are you buying us a drink?

[JesusTitties]

is it possible to wax your own ass
mine is getting hairy and im a little self concious

[Frieda]

i think so, never tried, don´t need an ass wax.. do post pictures!

[RuneT]

butt the pain!

hell no

[JesusTitties]

id post pictures, but i dont think zefrank is ready for jesustitties rear tires to be hanging in a thread.

[RuneT]

if it was for charitry I'm sure that he would look mildly on it.

[funkytuba]

I think he might be interested... he does have a videocamera and a powerbook after all... maybe a new instructional video?

Only problem is you'd have to go to New York and film it at the waiting room of Mount Sinai's.... just in case

[zenbabe]

HELICOPTER!!!!!!

[JesusTitties]

im sorry, im not familiar

[zenbabe]

I think you know what I am talking about.

http://www.gungarage.com/gangster.gif


DO IT!

NOW!!

[JesusTitties]

one of my fav internet urls had a vote on the future hollywood plumpers and voted neve campbell as a future plumper.
i cant say i agree with that, id drink her bathwater.

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/neve_campbell/nc_ws01.jpg

[xfox]

JT - You and my brother would get along fine. Too bad he doesn't have a computer.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by JesusTitties
DONT PATRONIZE ME

I am sure Frieda would never dream of doing business with you;)