communal limericks

[JudyPatooty]

Basic rules are like those for the communal haiku thread -- each person adds a line.

Let's keep 'em clean folks! But with lots of good word play, because we all know that good word play is excellent foreplay!

Here we go...


There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred

[dinzdale]

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

[zenbabe]

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

[amanda]

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

[catbelly]

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

5. She stood me up, thus made me see RED.

[dinzdale]

1. A daring web-master called Ze

[JudyPatooty]

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously

[dinzdale]

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills

[zenbabe]

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills

[dinzdale]

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills
5. and frightened the life out of me.

[JudyPatooty]

1. A willingly obstinate goose

[Deviate]

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose

[catbelly]

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"

[beckstra]

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"

[Deviate]

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"
5. Said the moose, "Kindly kiss my caboose."

[chuckie egg]

There was a young man called Bob..

[Deviate]

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob

[chuckie egg]

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy

[Deviate]

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies

[zefrank]

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies
5. And now he can't swim: he just bobs

[Hamtastica]

There once was a lady from Brooklyn

[Deviate]

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made

[amanda]

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.

[dinzdale]

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.
5. then she, to the hospital, took him.

[Deviate]

(gotta do it)

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket

[dinzdale]

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket

(you started it...)

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor

[dinzdale]

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more
5. I gave her some corn and she shucked it

[Deviate]

(ak! i'm almost sorry i started it!)

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma

[netflower]

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,

[Deviate]

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,
3. He went to the street

[JudyPatooty]

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,
3. He went to the street
4. And stood tapping his feet

[zenbabe]

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,
3. He went to the street
4. And stood tapping his feet
5. Then decided to go get an enima

*Ducks and runs away*

[scrumpygoat]

Why pay a buck for a flower?

[zenbabe]

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower

[AllegroNg]

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower
3. A flower masks odor

[JudyPatooty]

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower
3. A flower masks odor
4. which tends to just smolder

[dinzdale]

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower
3. A flower masks odor
4. which tends to just smolder
5. and withers and dies in an hour

[Max Power]

1. Terry had just got a new box

[amanda]

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox

[AllegroNg]

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down

[ransom]

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down
4. look at his frown

[amanda]

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down
4. look at his frown
5. reaching all the way to his socks

[ransom]

1. My what a big head i got

[Deviate]

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot

[dinzdale]

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?

[JudyPatooty]

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?
4. Will it grow any more?

[ransom]

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?
4. Will it grow any more?
5. who cares as long as i'm hot!

[oldsoul2002]

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.

[catbelly]

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.

[ransom]

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose

[zenbabe]

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose
4. But that is how the story goes

[AllegroNg]

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose
4. But that is how the story goes
5. When I sneeze I get stuck to you.

[oldsoul2002]

1. Before I leave i have to say

[kittykatkarma]

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play

[amanda]

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are

[JudyPatooty]

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are
4. Gathering ze-monkeys from afar

[ransom]

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are
4. Gathering ze-monkeys from afar
5. am making us cry tears of joy like tammie fay

[beckstra]

1.a crab in a bucket is nice

[oldsoul2002]

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice

[AllegroNg]

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws

[beckstra]

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws
4. Give appropriate pause

[AllegroNg]

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws
4. Give appropriate pause
5. The crabs have a limp - oh how nice!

[JudyPatooty]

1. Crocodile tears are so fake

[ransom]

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake.

[zenbabe]

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes

[amanda]

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes
4. so we'll pull off the face of bealeblues

(sorry mate, nothing against you- it just rhymed) ;)

[AllegroNg]

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes
4. so we'll pull off the face of bealeblues
5. and give him/her a bit of a shake!


@>------

[oldsoul2002]

1. When Sally met Sue,

[JudyPatooty]

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"

[zenbabe]

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch

[AllegroNg]

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch
4. And flirted a bunch

[helenly]

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch
4. And flirted a bunch
5. Their romance was sapphic, but true.

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a girl named Peg

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped

[JudyPatooty]

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop

[oldsoul2002]

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop
5. so she married a *quad'ie named greg

*(as in quadrapalegic)->spelling?

[kittykatkarma]

1. There once was a man from D.C.

[oldsoul2002]

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk

[oldsoul2002]

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and shot an anarchist punk

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and punched a liberal punk
5. He got fired and grew a goatee

[jbisdaman]

1. The day i got fired from work

[moel]

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk

[AllegroNg]

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers

[moel]

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears

[AllegroNg]

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

[moel]

1. While I was learning to dance

[AllegroNg]

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants

[nycwriters]

I LOVED this one:

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

[AllegroNg]

That doesn't rhyme! Daaah! Limerick is ruined! :'( :'( :'(

Just kidding, but do continue!

[moel]

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson

[jbisdaman]

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'

[moel]

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'
5. With people that teach you to prance

[jbisdaman]

1. I went to a group for support

[moel]

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short

[Deviate]

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels

[dinzdale]

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels

[moel]

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels
5. But those are a last resort

[jbisdaman]

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net

[moel]

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette

[AllegroNg]

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay

[moel]

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day

[DanceGypsy]

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day
5. But the diamond was dime one, you bet!

[moel]

1. Oh my, where is the beef?

[zenbabe]

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef

[Indigo]

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...

[AllegroNg]

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way

[salaud]

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way
5. I finally got some relief

[Deviate]

1. I have this Apple Man

[dinzdale]

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan

[lapietra]

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack

[moel]

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack

[lapietra]

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack
5. And his skill with a watering can.
:p

[lapietra]

1. There once was a girl with five cats

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.

[moel]

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,

[zenbabe]

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,
5.There is now plenty of food for the rats

[moel]

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive

[AllegroNg]

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495

[moel]

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird

[Indigo]

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word

[moel]

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word
5. And maybe you'll get out alive.

[Indigo]

Suppose you wake up in your yard,

[wickedcanobeans]

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard

[moel]

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say

[jbisdaman]

from your hammock where you lay

[Indigo]

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say
4. From your hammock where you lay
5. The wife threw it, and caught you off guard!

[jbisdaman]

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop

[Deviate]

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop

[jbisdaman]

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around

[Deviate]

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around
4. And as I lay on the ground,

[jbisdaman]

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around
4. And as I lay there on the ground,
5. I puked, and the whole party stopped.

[moel]

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.

[wickedcanobeans]

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.

[Deviate]

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot

[zenbabe]

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot
4. And mangled my foot

[moel]

1. I once took a trip to Nepal.
2. While I was there i had a great fall.
3. I bruised my patoot
4. And mangled my foot
5. Those mountains are way way too tall.

[Indigo]

I once stuck a bean in my nose...














__________________________________
Those last two were beautiful, you guys!!

[wickedcanobeans]

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose

[moel]

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good

[Indigo]

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good
Kept me from breathin' like I should

[AllegroNg]

I once stuck a bean in my nose,
I attempted getting it out with a rose
Although it smelled good
Kept me from breathin' like I should
When i sneezed, limas would show!

[moel]

I have this cool coat that is orange

[1kookykat]

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge

[Indigo]

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled

[wickedcanobeans]

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled

[1kookykat]

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled
And jeered at my silly performange


*cringe*
While we're at it, why don't we try starting them out with "silver" or "purple" or some equally sadistic impossible to rhyme words.

[Indigo]

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone

[1kookykat]

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone

[wickedcanobeans]

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls

[1kookykat]

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls

[Indigo]

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls
5, And so I sit here all alone!

[1kookykat]

At midnight it's champagne and kissing

[1kookykat]

Screw it. I slept through the party anyway.

Let's try again, shall we?

*clears throat*

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca

[moel]

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata

[wickedcanobeans]

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed

[1kookykat]

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked

[Indigo]

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked
5. ¿Habla usted Japonés? Nada.




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[dinzdale]

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants

[Indigo]

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance

[1kookykat]

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found

[AllegroNg]

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round

[Indigo]

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance
3. In the pockets I found
4. something pink, hard and round
5. I'll show you when I get the chance!

[noxxville]

1. The portly garbage man screams

[AllegroNg]

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams

[Indigo]

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight

[amanda]

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night

[moel]

1. The portly garbage man screams
2. When his undies rip at the seams
3. They were always too tight
4. When he put them on at night
5. They'ed fit only in his wildest Dreams.

[noxxville]

1. the water began to bubble

[Indigo]

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble

[dinzdale]

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart

[noxxville]

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start

[AllegroNg]

1. the water began to bubble
2. then i realized that i was in trouble
3. for what I thought was a fart
4. was only just the start
5. of a brown trail piled with rubble.

[lapietra]

*bleh*

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed

[moel]

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head

[AllegroNg]

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee

[noxxville]

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee
4. In a toilet or on a tree

[AllegroNg]

1. 'Tis useless to make up your bed
2. And to comb the hair on your head
3. More important is pee
4. In a toilet or on a tree
5. And make sure the monkey is fed.

[Indigo]

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:

[1kookykat]

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks

[RuneT]

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do

[amanda]

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do
4. My fingers are sticky with glue,

[RuneT]

1. One day I said to 'Ole Noxx:
2. "I've got one o' them writers' blocks
3. What am I to do
4. My fingers are sticky with glue,
5. And are currently attached to my socks

[dinzdale]

A dashing young viking called Rune

[noxxville]

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon

[dinzdale]

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight

[AllegroNg]

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight
The sheep were in fright

[amanda]

A dashing young viking called Rune
Frolicked in the woods with a spoon
The squirrels took flight
The sheep were in fright
As it was mating season for the spoon.

[Indigo]

I once overheard LaLa say:

[RuneT]

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay

[dinzdale]

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream

[AllegroNg]

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream
4. This olive oil and grey goose cream

[Indigo]

1. I once overheard LaLa say:
2. Please, let me in the iglo stay
3. But 'twas all in a dream
4. This olive oil and grey goose cream
5. Wish I hadn't sent the cab away...



______________________
where's the phone.....

[dinzdale]

A striking young strumpet called NG

[funkytuba]

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King

[noxxville]

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks

[funkytuba]

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks
4. With gold and some rocks

[nycwriters]

1. A striking young strumpet called NG
2. Embezelled some funds from the King
3. She filled up his socks
4. With gold and some rocks
5. And then took his porsche for a spin

[noxxville]

1. Along came the funkytuba

[nycwriters]

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova

[1kookykat]

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar

[nycwriters]

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar
4. On her funky guitar

[noxxville]

1. Along came the funkytuba
2. Who really knew how to groova
3. Playin' eight to the bar
4. On her funky guitar
5. And smoking cigars from Cuba.

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a young lad named Ze

[noxxville]

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee

[lapietra]

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze

[1kookykat]

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze
4. A million hurrays!

[AllegroNg]

1. There once was a young lad named Ze
2. Who danced like he had to pee
3. It kicked off a craze
4. A million hurrays!
5. And united many a Ze Monkey

[RuneT]

1. Why do I always brake my ski

[noxxville]

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see

[Indigo]

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent

[moel]

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent
4. Some skis with the intent

[dinzdale]

1. Why do I always brake my ski
2. It's such a travesty, you see
3. One day I'll invent
4. Some skis with the intent
5. Of impressing a snow-chick for me.

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz

[amanda]

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.

[masterofNone]

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,

[Deviate]

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,
4. On a three-dollar whore

[nycwriters]

1. There once was a fellah named Dinz
2. who drank one too many gins.
3. He woke up on the floor,
4. On a three-dollar whore
5. And she became the fifth Mrs. Dinz

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.

[masterofNone]

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion

[noxxville]

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again

[AllegroNg]

1. I can't seem to jam like Santana.
2. My groove's more like my deaf Great Aunt Lana
3. She played the accordion
4. Until she was bored again
5. She now sells her body in Atlanta.

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I drink because nobody likes me

[noxxville]

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see

[nycwriters]

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown

[masterofNone]

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down.

[ProfessionalGun]

1. I drink because nobody likes me
2. The reasons are easy to see
3. When I laugh, then they frown
4. When I stand, they sit down
5. So I don't leave the room when I pee.

[masterofNone]

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?

[nycwriters]

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung

[noxxville]

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe

[ProfessionalGun]

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. When they can't tell what's right and what's wrong
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype

[masterofNone]

1. Why is youth so mispent on the young?
2. They all seem to be highly strung
3. They bicker and gripe
4. And they're hip to the hype
5. and their teeth are still attached to their gums.

[nycwriters]

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!

[ProfessionalGun]

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away

(sorry- I couldn't help it!)

[lapietra]

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament

[dinzdale]

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament
4. Through the use of horse linament

[ProfessionalGun]

1. It's Master of None's Birthday today!
2. He's aging and whithering away
3. Yet despite this predicament
4. Through the use of horse linament
5. Viagra will turn things his way.

[Indigo]

There once was a writer called Peg,

[AllegroNg]

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg

[moel]

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes

[noxxville]

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes
And drinks down at Lou's

[dinzdale]

There once was a writer called Peg,
Whose blue eyes will make you beg
She wears pretty shoes
And drinks down at Lou's
She's the drunk blonde by the keg.

[nycwriters]

Ha! Great! :D

[AllegroNg]

Ha! Great! :D
Ay, Mate! :p