View Full Version : Baseball Gods Still Suck
bealeblues
02-18-2004, 02:15 PM
yeah, we're doing this shit again about baseball. yeah, the dodgers still suck but i'll still watch. yeah, they'll stay close enough in the race to keep me on the hook, only to have them piss it away by losing games 2-1 and 1-0 at the end of the year. no, the dodgers made no offseason moves (sure sure, they were being sold and they couldn't make deals, but fvck that, i don't care).
and yeah, yet again, the goddamn NY fvckmuffins can go suck it. if i have to see another freaking story about alex rodriguez going to the fvckmuffins on ESPN or foxsports, i'm going to put my shoe through the TV. enough is enough.
the only bright spot is that bonds' trainer, in a document which "accidentally" leaked out, named who he provided steroids to. but you're right, that bitch ain't juiced. please. the SF bastards can go screw.
we haven't even hit spring training and i'm already pissed off.
Frieda
02-18-2004, 02:26 PM
that's nice
Coffee
02-18-2004, 03:10 PM
aren't u supposed to actually "play" the sports before your adrenalin levels increase...are you seriously letting other folks playing of games stress you out?
:rolleyes:
zefrank
02-18-2004, 03:21 PM
i'm a huge yanks fan and am not all that happy about the trade.
soriano was just starting to really shine...i'd rather see a-rod play short, rather see some depth in our pitching...
bealeblues
02-18-2004, 03:21 PM
dude. it's baseball. baseball kicks ass.
edited to add: this response was to coffee.
ze, i hope that the trade hamstrings the fvckmuffins, no offense to you personally... JOJ
masterofNone
02-18-2004, 03:28 PM
hell. we haven't even had a team since '71... or 60 depending on how you view the senators.
bealeblues
02-18-2004, 05:38 PM
the DC expos..... nice.
that's almost worse than having a team.
masterofNone
02-18-2004, 05:56 PM
'zactly
funkytuba
02-18-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by bealeblues
[...] the SF bastards can go screw.
at least they can get married first now..
[rim shot]
Magpie
02-18-2004, 06:45 PM
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/boys/hat.jpg
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/boys/bbbutt.jpg
Edit to Ask: What's a "Fvckmuffin"???
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Happily waiting for the season to begin.
bealeblues
02-18-2004, 07:06 PM
why? the astros are going to suck worse than the dodgers. and that's difficult to do....
I refuse to be dragged down to your level!
bealeblues
02-18-2004, 07:22 PM
come on, it's nice down here in the cellar. wait, you're used to that with your team......
zefrank
02-18-2004, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by red
I refuse to be dragged down to your level!
P.S. sorry about a-rod...
dalang
02-18-2004, 10:01 PM
don't apologize. it was warrented.
yeah, yeah red... houston's pitching is stellar... now that they've plundered the yankee's bull pen from last year. :P
I tell you what though, I can't wait for spring myself- I'm just excited to see Mattingly in pinstrips again, if only as the hitting coach.
Klynne
02-18-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by bealeblues
yeah, we're doing this shit again about baseball. yeah, the dodgers still suck but i'll still watch. yeah, they'll stay close enough in the race to keep me on the hook, only to have them piss it away by losing games 2-1 and 1-0 at the end of the year. no, the dodgers made no offseason moves (sure sure, they were being sold and they couldn't make deals, but fvck that, i don't care).
and yeah, yet again, the goddamn NY fvckmuffins can go suck it. if i have to see another freaking story about alex rodriguez going to the fvckmuffins on ESPN or foxsports, i'm going to put my shoe through the TV. enough is enough.
the only bright spot is that bonds' trainer, in a document which "accidentally" leaked out, named who he provided steroids to. but you're right, that bitch ain't juiced. please. the SF bastards can go screw.
we haven't even hit spring training and i'm already pissed off.
Consider yourself lucky, We have the Lions and the Tigers here!
bealeblues
02-18-2004, 10:38 PM
but see, you have no expectation of winning--- my freaking team gets close close every year and then rips my heart out and shows it to me before i slam my head into a vice....
Klynne
02-18-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by bealeblues
but see, you have no expectation of winning--- my freaking team gets close close every year and then rips my heart out and shows it to me before i slam my head into a vice....
Oh, but the Lions have had moments when I thought they were going to win... They always manage to fvck it up in the last few minutes. That is why I will never go to a game again. Bastards....
Ze, don't be sorry about a-rod. I'm an Astros fan.
Originally posted by bealeblues
but see, you have no expectation of winning--- my freaking team gets close close every year and then rips my heart out and shows it to me before i slam my head into a vice....
Maybe the baseballl season should be longer so when our teams are doing well…the season continues!
bealeblues
02-19-2004, 10:58 AM
actually, there should be a rule that the first day the dodgers take over sole possession of first place in the division, season's over. if that happens opening day, so be it.
tsk, tsk, beale. you really shouldn't start drinking this early in the day.
bealeblues
02-19-2004, 11:00 AM
im moving an hour closer to houston, red.
your team still sucks ass though....
I refuse to lower myself to your level.
*hrumpf*
bealeblues
02-19-2004, 11:08 AM
no need to lower, cellar dweller.....
I hear some kind of mumbling from below.
Hmm, must be my imagination.
bealeblues
02-19-2004, 11:36 AM
it's not your imagination--- it's the crossover from your delusions that the astros will actually be good this year...
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