TO THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[AngelofGOD]

Today is a very sad day for me. My worst fear has been realized. An Angel has taken up position in your country.
I have word today. Been to Florida lately. Been to Alaska lately, and soon the rivers. Soon Airborne. if not already.

You will go to war America with a foreign country and your new president will change his mind about the danger and recall the troops.

You will die in the streets. You're been handed over.

His there still hope for you America. I have been given a place of refuge. I'm been given a place to stay outside of this country.
I thought that all of this would not take place until after the election but it has begun already.

If there is still hope, you must resue as many sea mammals as possible. You must build a special ship, with separate quarters for each sea mammals, the men who will fight the war must not be on the same ship with the sea mammals for they will all die before they have even seen the country that they will fight.

Birds are flying out of the sky by the thousands,and Many sea mammals are dieing in Florida. Soon many will die by drinking the water.

The way is been cut and left open for the enemy.
America pray for your country for an angel has taken up position in you. I have seen the child that will come into this world.

The time is near.

I do not know how soon I will leave this country but at the first talk of war I will leave the country for it is not you America that will see victory it is your enemies for you have been handed over to the enemy.

Where ever that I am I will mourn you America.
God has taken care of the birds and the Sea mammals for centuries now even the birds and Sea mammals are been spared the terrible fate that will come to you.

They are been taken out first for what will come to you America is so terrible that even the birds and sea mammals are spared.
Why have you refused to repent America?
Why have you forgotten the ways of your forefathers?.
Why do you laugh and carry on as if you do not see danger?
America repent and do what is right.

One day God the Father took me up to heaven and gave me eyes and ears like he has.
It was like the eyes of an eagle that can see its prey from many miles away.
I saw all the people in the earth, walking driving eating etc, even zero in on certain people.
I could hear the people talking in their day to day lives.
I saw people also that indulge in evil behind close door.
God the Father said to me " I see and hear all these things and I wait for the people to change and how long shall I wait?. I broke down crying and I said Lord it is because they have no one to lead them, but if you where to send someone to lead them then it would have been different.

God has given you America someone to lead you and you have reject him.

An Angel has taken up position in you America and it will go worse for you than it will for your enemy.
God the Father told you he is a jealous God, have you forgotten what a jealous lover is capable of.

It is so bad for you America that I have been sent away from this country, My eyes will not see the terror that is to come.
I have lived here along time and I have come to love this country so much and many of the people here. There are tears in my eyes for I know there isn't much to be done. If only the things that I see wasn't true.

Saved as many Sea mammals has possible, you will need them to fight the war coming to you.
Bring the troops closer to home or as close together as possible. Your army is space out too much.
WHAT EVER YOU DO; DO NOT PLACE THE SEA MAMMALS ON THE SAME SHIP WITH THE MEN WHO WILL FIGHT THE WAR.

[lapietra]

So *now* we know what JT's been up to.

[daverbee]

JT is a manatee?

[lapietra]

By the way - don't click on this guy's favorite website link - it's got a virus attached.

[daverbee]

Not like he isn't virulent all on his own or anything!
I just wonder how many ships we're actually gonna need for all those sea mammals. Are sea mammals allowed to pilot ships?

[masterofNone]

creepy weirdness.

[daverbee]

Or something new to make fun of...

[Frieda]

does God know you're posting this?

[AllegroNg]

don't eat shrimp. god hates that. alright?

[sparticle]

Well, so much for my anxieties about being the new person! :D

[daverbee]

...and marry your brother's widow. If she refuses, stone her to death, right?

[Avalon]

Dear Angel of Death...

Are we to believe YOU alone are saved?? I am a true believer, but I would never take it upon myself to to rant as you have.
Your visit with the Lord sounds more like you overdosed on your meds and forgot your spell-checker.
Your facts are intermingled with ravings...I am sad for you.

[lapietra]

Hate to break it to you, Avalon - but I have a feeling AngelofGOD has moved on to grace another bulletin board with his/her message...

[Avalon]

Originally posted by lapietra
Hate to break it to you, Avalon - but I have a feeling AngelofGOD has moved on to grace another bulletin board with his/her message...

I am sure you are right..just needed to vent for a second:rolleyes:

[Avalon]

Why have you forgotten the ways of your forefathers?.
(quote from the Angel)

great..now I want to party like it is 1899!!!!!!!

[zenbabe]

There is a chance of rain here...if that happens I will try to collect some desert sea mammals..........

[Frieda]

wait, what am i doing here? i'm not in the usa!!

[zenbabe]

Can I come and hang out at your place frieda? I will bring some mammals!

[sparticle]

great..now I want to party like it is 1899!!!!!!!

hee hee hee hee

[Frieda]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Can I come and hang out at your place frieda? I will bring some mammals!
sure zen! but only if they're sea mammals! :p

[lapietra]

I hope you have a reeeeaaaaallllly big swimming pool, then, Frieda...

[zenbabe]

I will bring some soldiers instead and we can make it a real party!!

[Magpie]

You know... I consider myself pretty open minded. But I'm gonna need some more info on this one...

Is there KoolAid involved in any of this? I know better than to drink KoolAid with large groups of people just because someone tells me to.

We don't have to wear funny underwear and stuff too do we? I really don't like funny underwear. I'm not to fond of large sea going vessels either so it's a good thing the sea mammals will be sailing that thing themselves.

How will we be transporting the land mammals? Maybe all those left-over Chrysler K-Cars would come in handy for this...just a thought. Where are we going again?

Lemme get this straight...Sea mammals are going to fight this war for us? I just knew Sponge Bob had a higher purpose.

Can I still vacation at Disneyworld Florida or is that out now?

"I have seen the child that will come into this world." Anyone else find it ironic that this information is coming out at the same time that Jessica Simpson has announced she's pregnant? Uhhh huh, thought so.

Is anyone else now singing "God is a Manatee" to the tune of Pat Benetar's, "Love is a Battlefield"???

As you can see, I am now feeling very confused. :rolleyes:

[masterofNone]

i hope this isn't the one place al quaeda decided to leave a warning note.

[Frieda]

i don't think al qaeda ever left a warning note..


we are young.. mammal to mammal we stand..
no promises.. no demands.. god is a manatee..

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie
"I have seen the child that will come into this world." Anyone else find it ironic that this information is coming out at the same time that Jessica Simpson has announced she's pregnant? Uhhh huh, thought so. Please shoot me now. I wonder if she will know how to change a diaper?

Angel of God, can I have some of whatever you've been smoking?

[masterofNone]

see, it's not sea mammals... it's 'ze mammals.

[Magpie]

Omg MoN...you may be on to something here...

[masterofNone]

we are the chosen ones.

[zenbabe]

Don't drink the water!

[priceyfatprude]

I feel like God one week out of every month:

http://www.birdsunderwater.com/images/content/home/manatee_reflect.jpg

[rapscalious rob]

May I add:

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
Captain: Take off every "zig."
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move "zig".
Captain: For great justice.

[Avalon]

these ships run by sea mammals..are we going to be required to dress formally? will dinner be served? is there an open bar?

I need to know these things so I can max out my credit cards now that I have been made aware I won't be around long enough to pay them off:p

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
May I add:

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
Captain: Take off every "zig."
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move "zig".
Captain: For great justice.
i love you

[madasacutsnake]

My brother in law won't marry me so I figure I'm owed a shoe.

It will be just like Noah's Ark. All those seals. Ark, ark! Get it?

[God]

Frieda
god is a manatee..

THIS IS NEWS TO ME.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by God
THIS IS NEWS TO ME.

about time..I was beginning to think you had forsaken us






ps..could you see your way clear to smite AOG?? I won't ask for anything again, I promise.

[God]

YOU ARE THE THIRD PERSON ON THE ZEBOARD TO ASK ME TO SMITE SOMEBODY. THE NEXT PERSON WHO ASKS ME TO SMITE SOMEONE WILL BE RECIEVE A MIGHTY SMITING FROM YOURS TRULY.

SIGNED, GOD.

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by God
...WILL BE RECIEVE A MIGHTY SMITING FROM YOURS TRULY.

SIGNED, GOD.
smite yourself. god needs a proofreader.

[lapietra]

*timidly raises hand*

[Magpie]

Originally posted by God
YOU ARE THE THIRD PERSON ON THE ZEBOARD TO ASK ME TO SMITE SOMEBODY. THE NEXT PERSON WHO ASKS ME TO SMITE SOMEONE WILL BE RECIEVE A MIGHTY SMITING FROM YOURS TRULY.

SIGNED, GOD.

Sheesh! No more bitchy pills for you Mr. Crabby Pants!

[Aphrodite]

Wow!

How will Canada be affected by these changes? Do we get to keep our sea mammals? Can they go on little boats across the border to here or are we in doo doo too? The Great Lakes and the St. Lawrence...do you figure God will keep our half ok to drink?

I didn't get the memo on this.

I'd like to know what happens to immigrants and those who have emigrated.

Are voters the only ones in trouble?

Are American Eagles in Canada, and Canadian Geese in The US in danger?

Our runaway author there left us hanging. The acid must have worn off.

Oh and thanks for the laugh..."God is a Manatee" That is stuck in my head now.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by masterofNone
smite yourself. god needs a proofreader.

Yeah! I thought God was in the details!

[AngelofGOD]

Today I overcome my test. I drawn on all the others before me and how they trust God. I know God did not spend all this time preparing me for me to run. Lord let your will be done.
Stay strong. Don't mentally drain yourself of something that has been already taken care of. Remember Abraham who walked with God and after many years God decided to test Abraham with his son.

When God the Father test you, rest assure it is a test. One that will left you scratching your brains sometimes. It was not in the spirit that I was tested but in the flesh.

I have overcome for I'm ready. Not my will Father but your will be done.

May the grace of God be with you always. Amen.

[Frieda]

amen!

[lapietra]

ay.

I want nothing to do with something that makes me scratch my brain.

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images5/brain.jpg

[masterofNone]

clearly english is not the native tongue of angels. big surprise.

[zenbabe]

I don't think english is native to the majority of the population in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA either.......I can't figure out if that is why we are all going to die in the streets..or if that is why we shouldn't drink the water........or maybe it is just because our schools have no money.........

but AMEN!

[Willow Sylph]

Hmm.
I found his rant to be rather catchy, especially while singing it to the tune of "Don't Fear The Reaper." :D

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by sparticle
Well, so much for my anxieties about being the new person! :D

ROFL!!!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Smartypants
ROFL!!!

;)

[priceyfatprude]

Are we really so sure this Angel is a boy? We keep saying 'he' w/o really being sure.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Are we really so sure this Angel is a boy? We keep saying 'he' w/o really being sure.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Does it really matter:confused:

[Audreyvgs]

So, I was just at Seaquarium yesterday, and the manatees didn't say anything about this. Also, I found that english was not the primary tongue there either. I have this feeling if anything was about to happen, they'd of told me. I did avoid a nasty clash with a Venezueland protest march, tho it did cost me time in getting there. Saw a group of Haitians protesting with signs about getting rid of Bush and reinstating the former leader, I gave them al the thumbs up as i went by, in case they too had rocks. Besides, if they want bush somewhere else, I agree, and who am I to argue that they shouldn't have some dictator steal all their money? It's a safer place to be when you know what's goanna happen, rather than like here, when they promise they won't and do anyway... Stupid isn't terminal!

[Avalon]

clearly english is not the native tongue of angels. big surprise.
(quote from MoN)

I sent a copy of AOG's original rant to my mom for her opinion/input.
She sent it back with the spelling and syntax corrected..and a giant red "F" thru it.
Guess she wasn't impressed:p

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by AngelofGOD

God has given you America someone to lead you and you have reject him.


Is this the new way Republicans are trying to recruit people?

[ally]

isn't it in 'hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy' that all the dolphins are saved before the earth is demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass??

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by ally
isn't it in 'hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy' that all the dolphins are saved before the earth is demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass??
Really? Man, I wish I were a dolphin now. I want to be involved in some hyperspace bypass :(

[ally]

you've got to read that/those books.

[imdrsmooth]

Bush is 'Enemy of God' (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1107&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040328%2F0646080257.htm&sc=1107&photoid=20040324KCF113)

Here we go. You're not so sneaky now are you Angel?

[Avalon]

that article was okay..but what caught my interest was the side bar about "sassy sleepwear" lol Our little AOG is a Hamas wannabe??

When God the Father test you, rest assure it is a test

Well..duh AOG....

This is just a test..had this been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to save sea mammals who can pilot boats.

This has been a test by the AOG network of Ranting Lunatics

[sparticle]

Manatee Jihad, eh?

I'm all for special interest groups, but it's getting out of hand. What next -- Jellyfish for Jesus?

[Frieda]

i met someone a while ago in the local pub that told me he was with the TECHNO JIHAD because his friend has a mustache.

some people are even more weird than i am.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by sparticle
Manatee Jihad, eh?

I'm all for special interest groups, but it's getting out of hand. What next -- Jellyfish for Jesus?


shhhhhh..PETA will be all over this:p

Hey..we're pretty special..we're a group with interests..how about a Zemonkey Jihad? :D

[AngelofGOD]

IT is time that the world understands this meaning.
Many think that people will start receiving the three six stamp on their hands and foreheads.

Many are waiting to see this take place and I saw some of the most beautiful women in the world receiving the mark of the beast. Many of the women did not even know that they were taking the mark of the beast.

One young lady came to me one night in tears. She cried bitterly for she notice the changed about her. She was a model, she had just started her modeling career. I took her by the hand and she lead me to a place and I saw some of the most beautiful women taking the mark of the beast.

It is time that the world understands the meaning of the three six.
John spoke of this generation and many of the things are been fulfill about you.

Revelation 13verse 16.
He also forced everyone, small and great,rich and poor, free and slave, to received a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for WISDOM. If any one has INSIGHT, let him calculate the number of the beast,for it is man's number, HIS NUMBER IS 666.

What is a man's number?. what number does a man use to measure himself. Today people measure themselves by a number to be successful in life. They were force to received this number,small and great, rich and poor. Small is someone just starting out in life,and are forced to take the mark of the beast if they want to buy or sell. Like a model just starting out her modeling career in life and she is force to take the mark of the beast if she is going to be successful.

And Great means someone that is wellknow, like a Pastor of a church who will no longer teach in a small church because he doesn't make alot of money in a small church. And this great pastor is now toss out of the city of God. Where money is what motivates him now and his greatness. Known all over the world.

Rich are those people who are rich and has not taken the mark of the beast like P. Diddy. Evil kept an eye on him all his life and he has stood strong,never taking the mark of the beast,but there are those who are rich and wants more money,they cannot be satisfied so they received the mark of the beast. They become greedy. And the poor are those people who will take the mark of the beast to become rich. They received a mark on his right hand,with your hand you will received the mark. Most people are right handed and take things with their right hand. Or on their forehead, the position of the second mark or these people who will buy and sell themselves to the world. A mark on the forehead is noticeable and can be seen. Like the young model who received her mark on her forehead. If she wants to world to love and admire her he will have to do alot of bad things to get attention that will bring in lots of dough.

Most people measure themselves by how much money they make. Most people brag about their SIX FIGURE INCOME, SIX FIGURE HOUSE, SIX FIGURE CARS. SIX FIGURE BOAT,SIX FIGURE JETS, SIX FIGURE DRESS, SIX FIGURE JEWELS. ETC.

There are three six represent the word figures.
The number six represent six digits.

I saw these women receiving the mark of the beast and it was not a number been stamp in their forehead or on their hand.
These women were once very good,honest,decent clean women. They did not have any intention of doing evil, but they soon realized if they are going to make it in this world they must take the mark of the beast.

They choose money over doing good. These women did very evil things and snared many men causing them to fall also. I saw men who place themselves with these women whose soul became trapped their soul was damned.

[Frieda]

P. Diddy?? :eek: what does he have to do with this??

[rapscalious rob]

*I don’t think he reads these replies.*

Interesting. I got a call from someone pretending to be P. Diddy earlier today.

[masterofNone]

my telephone number when i was a kid was 256-3666. my girlfriend in high school broke up with me when "the omen" came out. no foolin.

[Frieda]

my office phone short code is ~69

coincidence or not? :p

[masterofNone]

i think we'd have to see your technique before making any judgements.

[Smartypants]

Everyone's responses to AoG are very funny, but sheesh, if we just ignore him, won't he go away? Who's the best thread killer among us? I nominate whoever it is to post the last response. ;)

[Frieda]

haha MoN! :D

[masterofNone]

why would you want to stop the guy? he's fantastic.

[rapscalious rob]

I think he might be mistaking the patterned background on this board for seaweed. He is, after all, a sea mammal, isn’t he?

Wouldn’t that also explain the terrible grammar & spelling - I mean, could you imagine having to type with fins instead of fingers?

[Avalon]

Most people measure themselves by how much money they make. Most people brag about their SIX FIGURE INCOME, SIX FIGURE HOUSE, SIX FIGURE CARS. SIX FIGURE BOAT,SIX FIGURE JETS, SIX FIGURE DRESS, SIX FIGURE JEWELS. ETC.

Whew...had me worried for a second; when I read this..I knew I was safe!! :p

[Hermione]

I met P Diddy while shopping.. it was super fun

[Avalon]

Originally posted by surbhi
I met P Diddy while shopping.. it was super fun

before or after Jlo..she ruins everything ya know ;)

[AngelofGOD]

I don't want anyone following me that does not want to follow, neither will I lead anyone that does not wish to be lead.

I dedicate each day of my life to doing God"s will but I must admit I'm having trouble with one request. I don't know if I have to take the test,go through it physically.

God the father said submit to Sean combs but I tell you the truth if what I see on my wedding night scares me I'm most definitely running and at the crack of daylight the next day I'm filing for a divorce. This is one ticket God going to write me----------failure for submitting to your husband Sean combs. God the father knows that Pain and I, we just don't click. God the father will need to find another way to test me. I am scared out of my wits.
Better yet I will tell why.

One day I went to the flea market very crowed day and I wanted to use the restroom really bad, took off running and ran into the mens restroom. When I ran in I was almost half way down and I stop dead in my track. There must have been twenty men in the room and it was like in the movie in slow motion, all the men head turned at the same time and they just stared at me with this wicked grin on their face. My jaws dropped open and my eyes were popping out. They were all holding their you know what and I looked at each and everyone of them. I saw different sizes and I was just blown away how large some of them was.

I turned around and I ran like hell was right behind me and I could hear them laughing. I have never seen Sean Combs naked so I don't have an earthly idea what to expect. God the Father said submit to this man and he is a black man at that too. My faith is been tested in ways I never dream a million years.

I don't have an earthly idea how I will surrender to this man. What if he wants to sleep in the same bed with me what do I do?
God the father don't call test a test if it wasn't really a test. I am mentally challenged here.

Will I run or will I stand and obey?

I need to stand and obey because then it goes to show I trust God with what he show me about this man.
The test that comes in our lives are there to prepare us and make us stronger. God can't be there all the time, even God needed a day off.

God the Father gave me a watch about a month ago, don't know if I spoke about it here but whenever trouble comes I would raised my hand and called God by the name I was told to call him by. I have done this a few times since in my dream and God the Father would send out jets. Jets would come to my resue from all over.

I know some knows of Elijah been taken up in horses and chariots but there are jets also. everything that is here on earth there is a replica of it also in heaven.
The things that I have seen comes nothings close to what is in heaven.

I tell you this God loves fine things and God lives the good life.

[Avalon]

Is AOG really Jennifer Lopez??OMG , this last post is just too funny.


P. Diddy?? If I had to surrender..it wouldn't be to P. Diddy..Jesse Martin from Law and Order...then you would have my attention.
You're on your own from here on weird one..I am outa here.......................



Is it just me..or do you get the feeling that old AOG is just playing now???????

[zenbabe]

I bet P.Ditty is pretty good in the sack!

[daverbee]

I've been gone for a bit, but let me see if I have everything we've gotten from AOG straight:
AOG is a straight, white, racist, virgin sea mammal who is being required to marry and submit to Sean Combs but doesn't want to and has to leave this country anyway because of the coming war which will be fought by soldiers in boats separate from the boats we put the sea mammals on. We have to load all the sea mammals on this boat regardless of whether they really want to go or not.
Have I missed anything?
With all this information, the only conclusion I can come to is that AOG is, in reality, Geraldo Rivera. Or maybe Leonardo DiCaprio, depending on the sea mammal part.

[Avalon]

With all this information, the only conclusion I can come to is that AOG is, in reality, Geraldo Rivera. Or maybe Leonardo DiCaprio, depending on the sea mammal part.


I am a great fan..but I was kinda thinking along the lines of Jack Black..he's out there and will do anything and can rant with the best of them..but Leo is good too; he did do that beach movie as well as Titanic;)

[zenbabe]

Maybe its Mel Gibson!

[Avalon]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Maybe its Mel Gibson!

My mom said the same thing hahahahaha
Too much passion I guess:p

[Hermione]

Originally posted by Avalon
before or after Jlo..she ruins everything ya know ;)


during I believe

[daverbee]

Mel Gibson...now you might be on to something there, Zen and Av's Mom! He has spent a bit too much time outside and his skin has gotten pretty leathery.
So, Mel Gibson is a manatee?

[Magpie]

I took the mark of the beast when I married my first husband :O
Course, now I'm a *respectable* gal.

Good to see ya JT! ;)

[daverbee]

Ah, ha!
So, AOG is Magpie's ex husband and Mel Gibson and a manatee!

[Magpie]

Originally posted by daverbee
Ah, ha!
So, AOG is Magpie's ex husband and Mel Gibson and a manatee!
Be afraid... be very afraid.

[Red Princess]

good grief. i get really busy for a few days and everything goes to hell in a handbasket or a ship full of sea mammals as the case may be....
weren't whales featured in one of the star trek movies? maybe 'save the whales' is more important than i thought.

meanwhile i am going to make the trip to hell SO worth it......

[fodder]

wow

[masterofNone]

fodder!

[fodder]

yeah that's nuts

and why did some girl make a post saying she had anxiety about being new to a webboard

:D

[Audreyvgs]

Bink, riding the manatees to freedom...how timely.

http://www.audreyheffner.net/binkatee.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

P Diddy is a herpes infested whore. So is J-Lo.

[zenbabe]

Are herpes mammals?? Cause then all we would have to do is kidnapp J lo and Mel Gibson and put them on a ship and send them somewhere!!

And the world would be saved? Yes??

[funkytuba]

I keep searching for quoted snippets of this guy's points on Google... and not finding anything... looks like he's typing this on his own, and not cutting and pasting..

Kudos!

[SpecialK]

ya know, i wonder if this dark, ominous AOG realizes that I picture him as his goofy looking duck avatar. Makes it EVEN HARDER to take him seriously.

[daverbee]

Oh, I dunno about that. If he were a duck I think I'd be more inclined to take him seriously! :D

[Frieda]

wooo hoooo

Mel is a manatee

[Coffee]

Where in the heck is the janitor???

Who left this doo doo in the middle of the message board?

Nice to see everyone having fun with it though.

--------------------------------------------------

When the janitor is away, the trolls will play.

[zenbabe]

SAVE THE WORLD!! TAKE ONE HOME TODAY!!

http://www.marinewallpaper.com/misc/manatee.jpg

[daverbee]

Bears a slight resemblance to Mel.
Don't know if Mel has an "outtie" belly button, though.

[Smartypants]

Um, Dave... I don't think that's its belly button. ;)

[lapietra]

Awwww... he's really cute. :)

[Coffee]

Ok...why all the attention being paid to Manatees (which are more like "brackish/Estuary" type of Marine Mammals as opposed to Seals, Sea Lions, Walrusi, Porposi, Whales, and other "ocean going" Marine Mammals, which I figure is more what AOG is referencing)...Why does AoG feel the marine mammals specifically need a "ship" to transport them...they can swim just fine after all and do not require artificial ocean going transport...God can just Shoo them away from the US if he is so inclined.
Now if AoG had specified Intercontinental transport via Rail service or Air transport I think I might give a bit more credence to his/her warnings of impending doom.

As it stands...what a nut!

God has a Special Porpoise.
http://www.bridgedeck.org/mmp_htmlcode/mmp_pictures/connection_fast/MSC/Navajo%20Porpoise.jpg

[rapscalious rob]

by way of explanation:

I am he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly.
I’m flying.
I’m flyee i ee i ee i ee i ee i ee i ee i
I’m flying
I’m flyyyyyyyying

Yellow jelly custard
leaking from a dead dog’s eye
stupid bloody Tuesday man you’ve been a naughty boy you’ve let your face grow long.

I am the eggman!
wooooooo!
you are the eggman!
wooooooo!
I am the walrus! Ku ku ka joob!

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun
and if the sun don’t come I’ll get a tan by standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman!
wooooooo!
you are the eggman!
wooooooo!
I am the walrus! Ku ku ka joob kooka looka joob!

[masterofNone]

see? i thought the walrus was paul.

[lapietra]

That's only if you're looking through a glass onion.

[Frieda]

what would manatee taste like?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Frieda
what would manatee taste like?

Chicken of the Sea.

Tuna.

[Frieda]

i thought monkey tastes like chicken?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Frieda
i thought monkey tastes like chicken?

No...monkey tastes like people. (DNA 95% humanoid)
everything else tastes like chicken or tuna (DNA 90% Dinosaur)

[masterofNone]

people taste like pork.

[zenbabe]

AND I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!:(

[Frieda]

mmmm dino

[nycwriters]

Wow, so much to say ... first off -- D, this was brilliant, I literally laughed out loud:

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
Is this the new way Republicans are trying to recruit people?

*affixes gold star to Danny's head*

Second, you'd think in this era of new McCarthyism, people would think twice about posting random, yet somehow threatening end-of-the-world rants on public message boards. Those boys in the White House ain't foolin' around.

Third, this:

Originally posted by the crazy person
God the father said submit to Sean combs but I tell you the truth if what I see on my wedding night scares me I'm most definitely running and at the crack of daylight the next day I'm filing for a divorce.

PFP, this remind you of MrsMattDamon at all? From that other board? Danny might remember her -- I believe he had a long IM conversation with her. Just for old time's sake D, can you break out that IM conversation. I think it might amuse the folks.

[Avalon]

I have decided that AOG's rantings are what my cat would sound like if she could talk after indulging in Atomic Catnip.

[zenbabe]

I think AOG is just misunderstood........

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by nycwriters
PFP, this remind you of MrsMattDamon at all? From that other board? Danny might remember her -- I believe he had a long IM conversation with her. Just for old time's sake D, can you break out that IM conversation. I think it might amuse the folks.
I thought about her while reading the posts. I really hope I still have those conversations somewhere. There have been a few reformats from the time I had the honor of talking to her. I'll look around on a few backup cds and see if they're still alive. In the mean time... I have two emails from her still. For some reason, she thought I was Matt Damon...


MrsMattDamon Email #1:
can i have a time, please? you don't want me to be make up less for the
satelitte do you?

and could you please be honest?

and would you plesae come early? and not make me sit here all day long,
hoping, and then crushed as night falls.. etc...


MrsMattDamon Email #2:
hi matt, are we going to meet tonight?

Am I really talking to your friend telepathically?

Do not fvck around.

[Aphrodite]

AoG = Bushwa

[priceyfatprude]

Yes, I remember her. She posted as 3Eves on the main board. F*cking psychopath.


I have her website in my favorites, I think. Time to clean that f*cker out, that was what, 4 years ago?

[imdrsmooth]

no no post it!!!

[priceyfatprude]

I looked for it, but it comes up 404, Page Not Found.

:(

I googled 3Eves & found a really old board from VA. Yikes. Not sure it's the same girl & Ben had erased her posts.