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amanda
11-16-2002, 07:50 AM
All you cats are sleeping away....

and I'm alone on the board.

Think I'll dance naked.

Wheee!!!!!!

Well, that's what YOU get for sleeping. Ha!
saskuoch
11-16-2002, 08:03 AM
Whoa! I'm here! I'm awake! But, you dance if you want to, sister!
bealeblues
11-17-2002, 12:49 PM
i always miss the good stuff....
Deviate
11-18-2002, 01:59 PM
i'm with you there. when i'm off DOING the naked stuff everyone here is talking about it. pleh.

-st.
amanda
11-18-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Deviate
i'm with you there. when i'm off DOING the naked stuff everyone here is talking about it. pleh.

-st.

Oh, I don't know about that- you have at least 100 posts more than I do. Doesn't leave much time for nakedness, if you ask me. ;)

I'm gonna go run with some scissors now.
Deviate
11-19-2002, 10:24 AM
yeah, naked at the office.... hmm.... not a good plan. i post 8-5. my high average comes from me hoping to get fired sooner or later.

-st.
amanda
11-19-2002, 11:02 AM
It's there, it's there... I was gonna leave it open for somebody else but...NO ONE IS TAKING IT!!! Arghhhhh!!

"Well," she says in her best Groucho voice "you could try being naked in the office and see where that gets you."

It's a good thing I don't smoke- gnawing on these cigars is awful.
Deviate
11-19-2002, 11:04 AM
i'll have to provide a photo of me from my Groucho Marx days...

-st.
amanda
11-19-2002, 11:09 AM
You too!?! Oh boy, don't get me wound up... the marx bros, I mean.

Hey nyc- careful, don't let those ashes fall on the keyboard.
amanda
11-19-2002, 11:14 AM
Eep! Don't do it! Don't do it!! You don't know what you are starting......!!!
Deviate
11-19-2002, 11:14 AM
oh Lydia oh Lydia -

i grew up on the Marx Brothers. love them dearly. i had this Harpo look for awhile when i was younger which graduated to a Groucho-themed style later on in my college days.

-st.
Deviate
11-19-2002, 11:17 AM
vy not a duck?

-st.
amanda
11-19-2002, 11:19 AM
Lydia, the tattooed lady...

she had eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so...!!

So did I, grow up on the Marx Bros. I mean. My one and only obsession.
amanda
11-19-2002, 11:25 AM
Why a no chicken?

heeehee!!

Hey, Mastero', I just thought of something, are you trying to make a gookie in your avatar?
Deviate
11-19-2002, 11:41 AM
my favourite personal quote:

"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay."

i can't tell you how many times i've had to use that.

-st.
amanda
11-19-2002, 11:51 AM
All-time best quote: You Bet Your Life- contestant talking about how he has 14 children.

Contestant: "Well, I love my wife..."
Groucho: "I love my cigar too, but I take it out every once and awhile."

I had a great time one year being groucho for halloween. The town I lived in was small and everyone dressed up and walked into the middle of town- perfect for one-liners: "I never forget a face. But for you, I'll be glad to make the exception."
amanda
11-19-2002, 11:54 AM
No,no.

Deviate, tell 'em what a gookie is.
amanda
11-19-2002, 12:11 PM
Oooh my, look at the time... I have to get to bed- teaching french tomorrow. You guys have fun. G'night all.

And remember, if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Deviate
11-19-2002, 12:24 PM
http://www.deviatedspectrum.biz/images/harpogookie.jpg
this is a gookie.
http://www.deviatedspectrum.biz/images/harpogookie2.jpg
this is a better gookie.

and remember: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

-st.
lapietra
11-19-2002, 05:13 PM
How the freak did Harpo do that? Whotta genius.

I, for one, would love to see what moN comes up with next....
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:22 PM
Beautiful!! Couldn't said it better myself.

Yeah, I'm kinda curious what MoN comes up with also... will it be a no-no spot?
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:31 PM
HahAHAaahAh!!! Nice change, MoN.
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:33 PM
I was going to ask you that, but then I saw what you were doing...
NekoPunk
11-19-2002, 08:35 PM
s'alright in the box? s'alright in the box. s'alright? s'alright!
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:36 PM
:confused:
NekoPunk
11-19-2002, 08:39 PM
ack, i love that thing. and he's got a box. hehehe
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:42 PM
aah! I'm with y'all. the "L" in neko's "alright" threw me. s'aright!
masterofNone
11-19-2002, 08:42 PM
heheeee!
it's good to have a box... wait I...
masterofNone
11-19-2002, 08:43 PM
it looks like its saying "yop....yop....yop"
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:45 PM
Sort of like those monsters on sesame street... It's good. Very affirming. Sort of like a portable "yes-man".

Has it got a name?
masterofNone
11-19-2002, 08:48 PM
yop.
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:49 PM
Ooooh no, I'm not gonna play "Who's On First?" with you. I'll lose.
masterofNone
11-19-2002, 08:53 PM
yop.
amanda
11-19-2002, 08:59 PM
Gads!! How did I fall into that one?
catbelly
11-19-2002, 09:10 PM
Oh lawdy you guys crack me up.

He could also be saying, "Mom! Mom! Mom!"
masterofNone
11-19-2002, 09:34 PM
see, it would be wrong if I thought it was saying "mom...mom...mom". Oedipus wrecks everything.
amanda
11-19-2002, 09:41 PM
Depends on which hand- are you left-handed?
amanda
11-19-2002, 09:47 PM
hahhaaa!! Good one.

You started it. No, wait... I think I did.
AllegroNg
11-19-2002, 10:13 PM
Needless to say, MoN, your hand is the core of all that is wonderful and brilliant. Can I have it????
amanda
11-19-2002, 10:20 PM
(Runs over to the drum set....) pa-da-pum!
NekoPunk
11-20-2002, 12:42 AM
this is almost too cheesy for even me..... gah
Deviate
11-20-2002, 01:14 PM
http://www.deviatedspectrum.biz/images/grouchobigsmall.jpg

-st.
AllegroNg
11-20-2002, 07:27 PM
I.. err.. huh?
Deviate
11-20-2002, 07:31 PM
NG-
for Amanda and our Marx bros conversation. kinda late, what with all the night time craziness.

-st.
NekoPunk
11-20-2002, 07:37 PM
pfft. stupid time zones. stupid world being all round and stuff.

^_^
Deviate
11-20-2002, 07:38 PM
i know, what's up with that? someone blew the donut big time with that screw up. i hope they were fired after that overlook.

-st.
NekoPunk
11-20-2002, 07:41 PM
seriously
amanda
11-21-2002, 01:02 AM
Mmmm...wow!!! Thanks Deviate! Good rendering.

For the longest time, I had hanging in my bedroom the picture of the boys reclining, pretending to be smoking from an arabian bong...I know the name.... shit! I forget. Anyway, it was a publicity shot for "A Night in Casablanca". Classic photo. Have no idea where it is now.

As for the round world stuff, yeah...I don't mind it so much, until I'm doing stuff like this....then it's a pain. I still think a meeting should be held in at the midway point- Tahiti.
NekoPunk
11-21-2002, 11:34 AM
i think i could handle that.
Deviate
11-21-2002, 11:40 AM
would love to!

who's footing the bill?

-st.
Red Princess
11-22-2002, 06:37 PM
Why don't use a cmpany cheeck and we can all go soem place warm and sunny, But wait i am already there sorry you were too slow
Red Princess
11-22-2002, 06:42 PM
I can spell , honest, i just can't type, give me a post script error that crashed the RIP and i am in heaven
Deviate
11-22-2002, 07:13 PM
a low flying plane but i am still too short. must be technical jargon.

-st.
Red Princess
11-22-2002, 07:21 PM
Technical jargon is fun, how else do you sort out who knows something and who is faking?
Deviate
11-22-2002, 07:24 PM
polygraph. but then again, those are just fun... me, i'm always full of shit. it's a surprise my eyes aren't brown ;)

-st.