PDA

View Full Version : hi ya *cartwheels*


Clytie
04-30-2004, 05:05 AM
Cly:I guess the first thing yall should know about me is that I never do stuff like everyone else! Which is y i just jumpd in instead of saying hi first! lol

Interviewer: Yes Im sure theyll never forget it either *rolls eyes*

Cly: Well I gotta say I love it here!

Audience: *appluads*

Interviewer: What brought you Cly?


Cly: Well to be honest it was the ppl here. *flashs brilliant smile at audience*

Audience: awwwwe

Interviewer: Well last time we heard about your likes and dislikes this time Id like to ask a few off the wall questions.

Cly: alright! *rubs hands together* Im ready!

Interviewer: Do you are does anyone you associate with ever or ever has partaken of or been party to the partaking of that which is mentioned in proceding question at any time or plans to in henceforth said future do that which is aformentioned and posted in said question.

Cly: Wow, um... well, No one that I know of has ever or will ever be associated with the party of the third part hirthto or from hereafter until the mentioned time in the alloted spaced preceeding *smiles*

Interviewer: Now lets get a little personal, shall we? Have you ever been in a situation involving a plunger a flashlight and a false goatee.

Cly: *gulps guiltily* how did u know??

Interviewer: What was said situation.

Cly: I really wanted to fix my neighbors toilet with out them knowing it was me so one nite I crept over to their house (unawares) disguised as the friendly neighborhood plumber. Everything was goin well until their
dog noticed me...

Interviewer: How unfortunate... well lastly but most importantly I think that everyone would like to know How many paperclips would it take to get to the moon?

Cly: o thats an easy one! 12,500,040. I figured it out myself. *shows all her teeth in a huge smile* Hey guys this is a great idea to introduce ourselves! *cartwheels around the stage* we should all do it more often!


Interviewer: um... please dont cartwheel on the stage....

Willow Sylph
04-30-2004, 09:25 AM
Welcome Clytie. You'll fit in here quite nicely. :D

Like your quote, too!

daverbee
04-30-2004, 10:18 AM
Another inmate added to the asylum roll call list! Hooray!
Welcome!

chuckie egg
04-30-2004, 10:21 AM
Welcome Clytie! :D

Audreyvgs
04-30-2004, 10:54 AM
How are you at limericks?

sparticle
04-30-2004, 12:29 PM
Welcome aboard, Ms. Clytemnestra! Well done!

That's what I like about this place -- we are never alone. For the rest of the world, that may not be such a good thing, but it's terrific for us. :D

nycwriters
04-30-2004, 01:13 PM
Ha. Cute.

Welcome to the board.

Clytie
04-30-2004, 03:24 PM
scaring people is what i do bestest.
bursting into ZESTFULLY CLEAN on the elevator is always great!!!:D

rapscalious rob
04-30-2004, 03:24 PM
:)-\-<

:)-|-<

:)-/-<

do you like to dance?

Spicy Jack
04-30-2004, 03:34 PM
DANCE FOR US!

lapietra
04-30-2004, 03:34 PM
You gotta love somebody who can write a scenario like that :)
You are *most* welcome. I'll keep a close eye out for Electra and Orestes... ;)

Clytie
04-30-2004, 03:55 PM
dancing! oooo0000
:D-\<
:D-|<
:D-/<
:D-><
:D-|<
:D-\<

Spicy Jack
04-30-2004, 03:58 PM
very nice. you can stay.

Clytie
04-30-2004, 04:06 PM
*dances on top of her desK*
:D\<
:D-><
:D-/<
:D-><
:D-\<
:D-><
thanx!

Spicy Jack
04-30-2004, 04:06 PM
Sweet!

Clytie
04-30-2004, 04:11 PM
to be honest ive never tried a limericks!
ill have to give it a go.

thanx for the compliments on my quote j'adore poetry

Magpie
04-30-2004, 05:11 PM
Welcome...

Has anyone ever told you that you are entirely too perky? ;)

lapietra
04-30-2004, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Magpie
Has anyone ever told you that you are entirely too perky? ;)

I used to get that alllll the time...

I think it wore off.

Spicy Jack
04-30-2004, 05:16 PM
cynical sarcasm is infectious.

rapscalious rob
04-30-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Clytie
…j'adore poetry

Care to accompany me in the “poetry” thread?

Spicy Jack
04-30-2004, 05:18 PM
*cough* *gag*

rapscalious rob
04-30-2004, 05:30 PM
Need the Heimlich? Hairball?

Clytie
04-30-2004, 06:24 PM
ok so sometimes im perky...but i have very nice cynical friends that i learn from